Scene 2. [tent, 447 Though then, God knows, I had no such in- shortly: I was once of Clement's-inn; where, " Shall break into corruption :"-so went on, War. There is a history in all men's lives, King Richard might create a perfect guess, ness, Which should not find a ground to root upon, K. Hen. Are these things, then, necessities? It cannot be, my lord; SCENE II.--Court before Justice Shallow's Enter Shallow and Silence, meeting; Mouldy, Shal. Come on, come on, come on, sir; give Sil. Good morrow, good cousin Shallow. Shal. By the mass, I was called anything; Sil. This sir John, cousin, that comes Shal. The same sir John, the very same. gate, when he was a crack not thus high: and I saw him break Skogan's head at the court son Stockfish, a fruiterer, behind Gray's-inn. the very same day did I fight with one Samphow many of mine old acquaintances are O, the mad days that I have spent! and to see Sil. We shall all follow, cousin. Shal. Certain, 'tis certain; very sure, very dead! sure: death, as the Psalmist saith, is certain to all; all shall die. -How a good yoke of Sil. Truly, cousin, I was not there. bullocks at Stamford fair? Shal. Death is certain.-Is old Double of Sil. Dead, sir. your town living yet? Shal. Dead-See, see !-he drew a good bow;-and dead!-he shot a fine shoot :John of Gaunt loved him well, and betted much money on his head. Dead! he would have clapped in the clout at twelve score: and carried you a forehand shaft a fourteen and fourteen and a half, that it would have done a ewes now? man's heart good to see.-How a score of Sil. Thereafter as they be a score of good ewes may be worth ten pounds. Shal. And is old Double dead! Enter Bardolph, and one with him. Sil. Here come two of Sir John Falstaff's Bard. Good morrow, honest gentlemen. men, as I think. beseech you, which is justice Shallow ? I Shal. I am Robert Shallow, sir; a poor esquire of this county, and one of the king's justices of the peace: what is your good pleasure with me? Bard. My captain, sir, commends him to Shal. And how doth my cousin, your bed-you; my captain, Sir John Falstaff,-a_tall leader. I knew him fellow? and your fairest daughter, and mine, gentleman, by heaven, and a most gallant Shal. He greets me well, sir. How doth the good my god-daughter Ellen? a good backsword man. doth? knight? may I ask how my lady his wife Sil. Alas, a black ouzel, cousin Shallow ! Shal. By yea and nay, sir, I dare say, my cousin William is become a good scholar: he is at Oxford, still, is he not? Sil. Indeed, sir, to my cost. Bard. Sir, pardon; a soldier is better acShal. He must, then, to the inns of court/commodated than with a wife. Shal. It is well said, in faith, sir; and it is well said indeed too. Better accommodated!| -it is good; yea indeed, is it: good phrases are surely, and ever were, very commendable. Accommodated!-it comes of accommodo: very good; a good phrase. Fal. Yea, marry, let me have him to sit under : he's like to be a cold soldier. Shal. Where's Shadow? Shad. [Advancing.] Here, sir. Fal. Shadow, whose son art thou? Shad. My mother's son, sir. Fal. Thy mother's son! like enough; and thy father's shadow: so the son of the female is the shadow of the male: it is often so, indeed; but not of the father's substance. Shal. Do you like him, Sir John? Fal. Shadow will serve for summer,-prick Bard. Pardon me, sir; I have heard the word. Phrase, call you it? By this good day, I know not the phrase; but I will maintain the word with my sword to be a soldier-like word, and a word of exceeding good command, by heaven. Accommodated; that is, when a man is, as they say, accommodated; him; for we have a number of shadows to fill or, when a man is,-being,-whereby,-he up the muster-book. may be thought to be accommodated; which is an excellent thing. Shal. It is very just. [Enter Falstaff.]-Look, here comes good Sir John. Give me your good hand, give me your worship's good| hand by my troth, you look well, and bear your years very well welcome, good Sir John. Fal. I am glad to see you well, good master Robert Shallow :-Master Sure-card, as I think. Shal. No, sir John; it is my cousin Silence, in commission with me. Fal. Good master Silence, it well befits you should be of the peace. Sil. Your good worship is welcome. Fal. Fie! this is hot weather.-Gentlemen, have you provided me here half a dozen sufficient men? Shal. Marry, have we, sir. Will you sit? Fal. Let me see them, I beseech you. Shal. Where's the roll? where's the roll? where's the roll?-Let me see, let me see, let me see. So, so, so, so. Yea, marry, sir :Ralph Mouldy!-let them appear as I call; let them do so, let them do so.-Let me see; where is Mouldy? Moul. [Advancing.] Here, an't please you. Shal. What think you, sir John? a good limbed fellow; young, strong, and of good friends. Fal. Is thy name Mouldy? Fal. 'Tis the more time thou wert used. Shal. Ha, ha, ha! most excellent, i' faith! things that are mouldy lack use: very singular good!-In faith, well said, sir John; very well said. Fal. [To Shallow.] Prick him. Moul. I was pricked well enough before, an you could have let me alone: my old dame will be undone now, for one to do her husbandry, and her drudgery: you need not to have pricked me; there are other men fitter to go out than I. Fal. Go to; peace, Mouldy! you shall go. Mouldy, it is time you were spent. Moul. Spent! Shal. Peace, fellow, peace! stand aside know you where you are?—For the other, Sir John-let me see ;-Simon Shadow. Shal. Thomas Wart! Fal. Where's he? Wart. [Advancing.] Here, sir. Fal. Is thy name Wart? Wart. Yea, sir. Fal. Thou art a very ragged wart. Shal. Shall I prick him, Sir John? Fal. It were superfluous; for his apparel is built upon his back, and the whole frame stands upon pins: prick him no more. Shal. Ha, ha, ha !-you can do it, sir; you can do it: I commend you well.-Francis Feeble! Fee. [Advancing.] Here, sir. Fal. What trade art thou, Feeble? Shal. Shall I prick him, sir? Fal. You may; but if he had been a man's tailor, he would have pricked you.-Wilt thou make as many holes in an enemy's battle, as thou hast done in a woman's petticoat? Fee. I will do my good will, sir: you can have no more. Fal. Well said, good woman's tailor! well said, courageous Feeble! Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous mouse.-Prick the woman's tailor well, master Shallow; deep, master Shallow. Fee. I would Wart might have gone, sir. Fal. I would thou wert a man's tailor, that thou mightst mend him, and make him fit to go. I cannot put him to a private soldier, that is the leader of so many thousands : let that suffice, most forcible Feeble. Fee. It shall suffice, sir. Fal. I am bound to thee, reverend Feeble. -Who is next? Shal. Peter Bull-calf of the green! Fal. Yea, marry, let us see Bull-calf. Bull. Advancing.] Here, sir. Fal. Fore God, a likely fellow !-Come, prick me Bull-calf till he roar again. Bull. O lord! good my lord captain,Fal. What, dost thou roar before thou art pricked? Bull. O Lord, sir! I am a diseased man. Fal. What disease hast thou? Bull. A whoreson cold, sir,-a cough, sir, which I caught with ringing in the king's affairs upon his coronation day, sir. Fal. Come, thou shalt go to the wars in a gown; we will have away thy cold, and I will take such order, that thy friends shall ring for thee.-Is here all ? Shal. Here is two more called than your number; you must have but four here, sir :and so, I pray you, go in with me to dinner. Fal. Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot tarry dinner. I am glad to see you, by my troth, master Shallow. Shal. O, sir John, do you remember since we lay all night in the windmill in Saint George's fields? Fal. No more of that, good master Shallow, no more of that. Shal. Ha, it was a merry night. And is Jane Nightwork alive? Fal. She lives, master Shallow. Shal. She never could away with me, Fal. Never, never; she would always say, she could not abide master Shallow. Fal. Old, old, master Shallow. Shal. Nay, she must be old; she cannot choose but be old; certain she's old; and had Robin Night-work by old Night-work, before I came to Clement's-inn. Sil. That's fifty-five year ago. Bard. [To Fal.] Sir, a word with you.- Fal. [Aside to Bard.] Go to; well. Fal. Mouldy, and Bull-calf; for you, Mouldy, stay at home till you are past service: -and for your part, Bull-calf, grow till you come unto it :-I will none of you. Shal. Sir John, sir John, do not yourself wrong: they are your likeliest men, and I would have you served with the best. Fal. Will you tell me, master Shallow, how to choose a man? Care I for the limb, the thews, the stature, bulk, and big assemblance of a man? Give me the spirit, master Shallow. Shal. By the mass, I could anger her to the-Here's Wart ;-you see what a ragged heart. She was then a bona-roba. Doth she appearance it is he shall charge you, and hold her own well? discharge you, with the motion of a pewterer's hammer; come off, and on, swifter than he that gibbets on the brewer's bucket. And this same half-faced fellow, Shadow-give me this man: he presents no mark to the enemy; the foeman may with as great aim level at the edge of a penknife. And, for a retreat, how Shal. Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst swiftly will this Feeble, the woman's tailor, seen that that this knight and I have seen! -run off! O, give me the spare men, and spare Ha, sir John, said I well? [master Shallow. me the great ones.-Put me a caliver into Fal. We have heard the chimes at midnight, Wart's hand, Bardolph. [thus. Shal. That we have, that we have, that we Bard. Hold, Wart, traverse; thus, thus, have; in faith, sir John, we have our watch- Fal. Come, manage me your caliver. So: word was, 'Hem, boys!"-Come, let's to-very well :-go to:-very good :-exceeding dinner; come, let's to dinner.-O the days that good.-O, give me always a little, lean, old, we have seen !-Come, come. chapped, bald shot. Well said, i' faith, Wart; thou'rt a good scab hold, there's a tester for thee. [Exeunt Falstaff, Shallow, and Silence. Bull. Good master corporate Bardolph, stand my friend, and here is four Harry ten Shal. He is not his craft's master, he doth shillings in French crowns for you. In very not do it right. I remember at Mile-end truth, sir, I had as lief be hanged, sir, as go: Green, (when I lay at Clement's-inn,) I was and yet, for mine own part, sir, I do not care; but rather, because I am unwilling, and, for mine own part, have a desire to stay with my friends; else, sir, I did not care, for mine own part, so much. Bard. Go to; stand aside. Moul. And, good master corporal captain, for my old dame's sake, stand my friend: she has nobody to do anything about her, when I am gone; and she is old, and cannot help herself you shall have forty, sir. Bard. Go to; stand aside. Fee. By my troth, 1 care not; a man can die but once; we owe God a death: I'll ne'er bear a base mind: -an't be my destiny, so; an't be not, so: no man's too good to serve his prince; and let it go which way it will, he that dies this year is quit for the next. Bard. Well said; thou art a good fellow. then Sir Dagonet in Arthur's show,-there was a little quiver fellow, and he would manage you his piece thus; and he would about, and about, and come you in, and come you in. "Rah, tah, tah," would he say; Bounce," would he say; and away again would he go, and again would he come:-I shall never see such a fellow. Fal. These fellows will do well, master Shallow.-Farewell, master Silence: I will not use many words with you.-Fare you well, gentlemen both I thank you I must a dozen mile to-night. - Bardolph, give the soldiers coats. Shal. Sir John, heaven bless you, and prosper your affairs, and send us peace! As you return, visit my house; let our old acquaintance be renewed: peradventure, I will with you to the court. Fal. I would you would, master Shallow. Shal. Go to; I have spoke at a word. Fare you well. Enter a Messenger. Hast. Let us sway on, and face them in the field. Arch. What well-appointed leader fronts Mowb. I think it is my lord of Westmoreland. West. Health and fair greeting from our general, Fal. Fare you well, gentle gentlemen.-To Scotland; and concludes in hearty prayers, [Exeunt Shallow and Silence.] On, Bardolph; That your attempts may overlive the hazard lead the men away. [Exeunt Bardolph, Re-And fearful meeting of their opposite. cruits, &c.] As I return, I will fetch off these Mowb. Thus do the hopes we have in him justices: do see the bottom of justice And dash themselves to pieces. [touch ground, Shallow. Lord, lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying! This same starved justice hath done nothing but prate to me of the wildness of his youth, and the feats he hath done about Turnbull-street; and every third word a lie, duer paid to the hearer than the Turk's tribute. I do remember him at Clement's-inn, like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when he was naked, he was, for all the world, like a forked radish, with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife: he was so forlorn, that his dimensions to any thick sight were invisible: he was the very genius of famine; yet lecherous as a monkey, and the whores called him-mandrake. He came ever in the rear-ward of the fashion; and The prince, lord John and duke of Lancaster. sung those tunes to the overscutched huswives Arch. Say on, my lord of Westmoreland, that he heard the carmen whistle, and sware- What doth concern your coming. [in peace, they were his fancies, or his good-nights. And West. Then, my lord, now is this Vice's dagger become a squire; and Unto your grace do I in chief address talks as familiarly of John of Gaunt, as if he The substance of my speech. If that rebellion had been sworn brother to him; and I'll be Came like itself, in base and abject routs, sworn he never saw him but once in the Tilt-Led on by bloody youth, guarded with rags, yard; and then he burst his head, for crowding And countenanc'd by boys, and beggary, among the marshal's men. I saw it, and told I say, if damn'd commotion so appear'd, John of Gaunt he beat his own name; for you In his true, native, and most proper shape, might have truss'd him, and all his apparel, into You, reverend father, and these noble lords, an eel-skin; the case of a treble hautboy was Had not been here, to dress the ugly form a mansion for him, a court: and now hath he Of base and bloody insurrection [bishop,land and beeves. Well, I will be acquainted With your fair honours. You, lord archwith him, if I return; and it shall go hard, but Whose see is by a civil peace maintain'd; I will make him a philosopher's two stones to Whose beard the silver hand of peace hath me: if the young dace be a bait for the old touch'd; [tutor'd; pike, I see no reason, in the law of nature, but Whose learning and good letters peace hath I may snap at him. Let time shape, and there Whose white investments figure innocence, [Exit. The dove and very blessed spirit of peace,— Wherefore do you so ill translate yourself, Out of the speech of peace, that bears such an end. ACT IV. SCENE I.-A Forest in Yorkshire. Arch. What is this forest call'd? 'Tis well done. As might hold sortance with his quality, - Briefly to this end :-we are all diseas'd; Scene I. I have equal balance justly weigh'd And find our griefs heavier than our offences. We are denied access unto his person, The dangers of the days but newly gone, West. Whenever yet was your appeal denied? Arch. My brother general, the common- West. There is no need of any such redress; O, my good lord Mowbray, That need to be reviv'd and breath'd in me? Was, force perforce, compelled to banish him: Then, then, when there was nothing could have My father from the breast of Bolingbroke, West. You speak, lord Mowbray, now you The earl of Hereford was reputed then He ne'er had borne it out of Coventry : But this is mere digression from my purpose.- West. Mowbray, you overween, to take it so. Mowb. Well, by my will, we shall admit no West. That argues but the shame of your A rotten case abides no handling. [offence: [sion, Hast. Hath the prince John a full commis- Arch. Then take, my lord of Westmoreland, this schedule, Each several article herein redress'd, gether, [steel, West. This will I show the general. Please you, lords, |