Born in Northamptonshire, and eldest son, ROBERT. The son and heir to that same Faulconbridge. 56 KING JOHN. Is that the elder, and art thou the heir ? You came not of one mother then, it seems. THE BASTARD. Most certain of one mother, mighty king, That is well known: and, as I think, one father: 60 But for the certain knowledge of that truth I put you o'er to heaven and to my mother: Of that I doubt, as all men's children may. ELINOR. Out on thee, rude man! thou dost shame thy mother And wound her honour with this diffidence. 64 THE BASTARD. I, madam? no, I have no reason for it; That is my brother's plea and none of mine; 68 At least from fair five hundred pound a year: Doth he lay claim to thine inheritance ? 72 THE BASTARD. I know not why, except to get the land. But once he slander'd me with bastardy: But whe'r I be as true-begot or no, That still I lay upon my mother's head ; 76 80 KING JOHN. Why, what a madcap hath heaven lent us here! ELINOR. He hath a trick of Coeur-de-Lion's face. The accent of his tongue affecteth him. Do you not read some tokens of my son 84 88 KING JOHN. Mine eye hath well examined his parts, And finds them perfect Richard. Sirrah, speak: THE BASTARD. father. 92 With half that face would he have all my land; Your brother did employ my father much, 96 THE BASTARD. Well, sir, by this you cannot get my land: Your tale must be how he employ'd my mother. ROBERT. And once dispatch'd him in an embassy To Germany, there with the emperor 100 To treat of high affairs touching that time. The advantage of his absence took the king, And in the mean time sojourn'd at my father's; Where how he did prevail I shame to speak, 104 108 112 KING JOHN. Sirrah, your brother is legitimate; 116 Your father's wife did after wedlock bear him, And if she did play false, the fault was hers; T 120 124 Which fault lies on the hazards of all husbands 128 THE BASTARD. Of no more force to dispossess me, sir, Than was his will to get me, as I think. ELINOR. bridge 132 Whether hadst thou rather be a Faulcon And like thy brother, to enjoy thy land, 136 THE BASTARD. Madam, an if my brother had my Lord of thy presence and no land beside ? shape, And I had his, Sir Robert his, like him; And if my legs were two such riding-rods, 140 My arms such eel-skins stuff'd, my face so thin Lest men should say, 'Look, where three-farthings goes!' And, to his shape, were heir to all this land, 144 ELINOR. I like thee well: wilt thou forsake thy fortune, Bequeath thy land to him, and follow me ? I am a soldier and now bound to France. 148 THE BASTARD. Brother, take you my land, I'll take my chance. Your face hath got five hundred pounds a year, 152 Yet sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear. ELINOR. Nay, I would have you go before me thither. THE BASTARD. betters way. KING JOHN. Our country manners give our What is thy name? 156 THE BASTARD. Philip, my liege, so is my name begun ; Philip, good old Sir Robert's wife's eldest son. KING JOHN. From henceforth bear his name whose form thou bearest : Kneel thou down Philip, but arise more great; 160 THE BASTARD. Brother by the mother's side, give me your hand: My father gave me honour, yours gave land. ELINOR. The very spirit of Plantagenet ! I am thy grandam, Richard: call me so. 164 168 THE BASTARD. Madam, by chance but not by truth; what though? Something about, a little from the right, In at the window, or else o'er the hatch: Who dares not stir by day must walk by night, Near or far off, well won is still well shot, 172 KING JOHN. Go, Faulconbridge: now hast thou thy desire; A landless knight makes thee a landed squire. 176 THE BASTARD. Brother, adieu: good fortune come to thee! For thou wast got i' the way of honesty. 180 [Exeunt all but the BASTard. A foot of honour better than I was, Well, now can I make any Joan a lady. 'Good den, Sir Richard!' "God-a-mercy, fellow!' And if his name be George, I'll call him Peter; For new-made honour doth forget men's names: 'Tis too respective and too sociable For your conversion. Now your traveller, 'I shall beseech you,'-that is question now; It draws toward supper in conclusion so. And fits the mounting spirit like myself; Enter LADY FAULCONBRIDGE and JAMES Gurney. 184 188 192 196 200 204 208 213 216 220 |