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still inclined me to rest a little. You must know, sir, that I am naturally of a sleepy constitution; I have often sat up at table with my eyes open, and have been asleep all the while. What will you have on't; just about eight o'clock in the morning I fell asleep. I fell into the most pleas. ing dream in the world. I shall never forget it ; I dreamed that I was at my lord-mayor's feast, and had scaled the crust of a venison-pasty ; I kept eating and in my sleep, and I thought I could never have enough. After some time, the pasty methought was taken away, and the dessert was brought in its room. Thought I to myself, if I have not got enough of venison, I am resolved to make it up by the largest snap at the sweetmeats. Accordingly I grasped a whole pyramid; the guests seeing me with so much, one gave me a snap, the other gave me a snap; I was pulled this way by my neighbour on my right hand, and that way by my neighbour on the left, but still kept my ground without flinching, and continued eating and pocketing as fast as I could. I never was so pulled and hauled in my whole life. At length, however, going to smell to a lobster that lay be. fore me, methought it caught me with its claws fast by the nose. The pain I felt upon this occasion is inexpressible: in fact, it broke my dream; when awaking I found my wife and daughter applying a smelling bottle to my nose, and telling me it was time to go home; they assured
me every means had been tried to awake me, while the procession was going forward, but I still continued to sleep till the whole ceremony was over. Mr. Printer, this is a hard case,
and as I read your most ingenious work, it will be some comfort, when I see this inserted to find that- I write for it too.
I am, sir,