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1 Guard. A simple countryman, that brought her figs;

This was his basket.

Cas. Poison'd then.

1 Guard. O Cæsar,

1 Guard. This is an aspic's trail: and these fig leaves

Have slime upon them, such as the aspic leaves
Upon the caves of Nile.
Cas. Most probable,

This Charmian lived but now; she stood, and That so she died; for her physician tells me,

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She hath pursu'd conclusions infinite

Of easy ways to die.-Take up her bed;
And bear her women from the monument:—
She shall be buried by her Antony:

No grave upon the earth shall clip in it
A pair so famous. High events as these
Strike those that make them: and their story is
No less in pity, than his glory, which
Brought them to be lamented. Our army shall,
In solemn show, attend this funeral;
And then to Rome.-Come, Dolabella, see
High order in this great solemnity.

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SCENE I. NAVARRE. A PARK, WITH A PALACE IN IT.

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Enter the King, Biron, Longaville, and Dumain.
King. LET fame, that all hunt after in their lives,
Live register'd upon our brazen tombs,
And then grace us in the disgrace of death;
When, spite of cormorant devouring time,
The endeavour of this present breath may buy
That honour, which shall bate his scythe's keen
And make us heirs of all eternity.
Therefore, brave conquerors!—for so you are,
That war against your own affections,
And the huge army of the world's desires,——
Our late edict shall strongly stand in force:
Navarre shall be the wonder of the world;
Our court shall be a little academe,
Still and contemplative in living art.
You three, Biron, Dumain, and Longaville,
Have sworn for three years' term to live with me,
My fellow-scholars, and to keep those statutes,
That are recorded in this schedule here:
Your oaths are past, and now subscribe your names;
That his own hand may strike his honour down,
That violates the smallest branch herein:
If you are arm'd to do, as sworn to do,
Subscribe to your deep oath, and keep it too.
Long. I am resolv'd: 'tis but a three years' fast;
The mind shall banquet, though the body pine:
Fat paunches have lean pates; and dainty bits
Make rich the ribs, but bank'rout quite the wits.
Dum. My loving lord, Dumain is mortified;
The grosser manner of these world's delights
He throws upon the gross world's baser slaves:
To love, to wealth, to pomp, I pine and die;
With all these living in philosophy.

Bir. I can but say their protestation over.
So much, dear liege, I have already sworn,
That is, to live and study here three years.
But there are other strict observances:
As, not to see a woman in that term;
Which, I hope well, is not enrolled there:
And, one day in a week to touch no food;
And but one meal on every day beside;

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The which, I hope, is not enrolled there:
And then, to sleep but three hours in the night,
And not be seen to wink of all the day;
(When I was wont to think no harm all night,
And make a dark night too of half the day ;)
Which, I hope well, is not enrolled there:
O, these are barren tasks, too hard to keep;
Not to see ladies, study, fast, not sleep.

King. Your oath is pass'd to pass away from

these.

Bir. Let me say no, my liege, an if you please; I only swore, to study with your grace, And stay here in your court for three years' space. Long. You swore to that, Biron, and to the rest. Bir. By yea and nay, sir, then I swore in jest.What is the end of study? let me know. King. Why, that to know, which else we should not know.

Bir. Things hid and barr'd, you mean, from

common sense;

King. Ay, that is study's godlike recompense. Bir. Come on then, I will swear to study so, To know the thing I am forbid to know: As thus-To study where I well may dine. When I to feast expressly am forbid; Or, study where to meet some mistress fine,

When mistresses from common sense are hid: Or, having sworn too hard-a-keeping oath, Study to break it, and not break my troth. If study's gain be thus, and this be so, Study knows that, which yet it doth not know: Swear me to this, and I will ne'er say, no.

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King. These be the stops that hinder study quite, And train our intellects to vain delight. Bir. Why, all delights are vain; but that most Which, with pain purchas'd, doth inherit pain: As, painfully to pore upon a book,

To seek the light of truth: while truth the while Doth falsely blind the eyesight of his look:

Light, seeking light, doth light of light beguile: So, ere you find where light in darkness lies, Your light grows dark by losing of your eyes.

Study me how to please the eye indeed,

By fixing it upon a fairer eye;
Who dazzling so, that eye shall be his heed,
And give him light that was it blinded by.
Study is like the heaven's glorious sun,

That will not be deep-search'd with saucy looks;
Small have continual plodders ever won,

Save base authority from others' books.
These earthly godfathers of heaven's lights,
That give a name to every fixed star,
Have no more profit of their shining nights,
Than those that walk, and wot not what they

are.

Too much to know, is, to know nought but fame,
And every godfather can give a name.

King. How well he's read, to reason against
reading!

[ing! Dum. Proceeded well, to stop all good proceed. Long. He weeds the corn, and still lets grow the weeding!

Bir. The spring is near, when green geese are a breeding.

Dum. How follows that?

Biron. Fit in his place and time.
Dum. In reason nothing.
Bir. Something then in rhyme.

Long. Biron is like an envious sneaping frost,
That bites the first-born infants of the spring.

Bir. Well, say I am; why should proud sumBefore the birds have any cause to sing? [mer boast, Why should I joy in an abortive birth?

At Christmas I no more desire a rose

A maid of grace, and complete majesty,—
About surrender-up of Aquitain

To her decrepit, sick, and bed-rid father:
Therefore this article is made in vain,

Or vainly comes the admired princess hither.
King. What say you, lords? why, this was quite
forgot.

Bir. So study evermore is overshot;
While it doth study to have what it would,
It doth forget to do the thing it should:
And when it hath the thing it hunteth most,
'Tis won, as towns with fire; so won, so lost.
King. We must, of force, dispense with this de-
She must lie here on mere necessity.
[cree;
Bir. Necessity will make us all forsworn
Three thousand times within this three years'

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Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled shows; A man in all the world's new fashion planted,

But like of each thing, that in season grows.
So you, to study now it is too late,
Climb o'er the house to unlock the little gate.
King. Well, sit you out: go home, Biron; adieu!
Bir. No, my good lord; I have sworn to stay
with you;

And, though I have for barbarism spoke more,
Than for that angel knowledge you can say,
Yet confident I'll keep what I have swore,

And bide the penance of each three years' day.
Give me the paper, let me read the same;
And to the strict'st decrees I'll write my name.
King. How well this yielding rescues thee from
shame!

Bir. [reads.] Item, "That no woman shall come within a mile of my court."

And hath this been proclaim'd?

Long. Four days ago.

Bir. Let's see the penalty.

[reads.]" On pain of losing her tongue." Who devis'd this?

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Long. Marry, that did I.

Bir. Sweet lord, and why?

Long. To fright them hence with that dread pen

Bir. A dangerous law against gentility. [alty. [reads.] Item, "If any man be seen to talk with a woman within the term of three years, he shall endure such public shame as the rest of the court. can possibly devise."

This article, my liege, yourself must break:

For, well you know, here comes in embassy The French king's daughter, with yourself to speak,—

That hath a mint of phrases in his brain:
One, whom the music of his own vain tongue
Doth ravish, like enchanting harmony;

A man of complements, whom right and wrong
Have chose as umpire of their mutiny:
This child of fancy, that Armado hight,

For interim to our studies, shall relate,
In high-born words, the worth of many a knight
From tawny Spain, lost in the world's debate.
How you delight, my lords, I know not, I;
But I protest, I love to hear him lie,
And I will use him for my minstrelsy.

Bir. Armado is a most illustrious wight,
A man of fire-new words, fashion's own knight.
Long. Costard the swain, and he, shall be our
sport;

And so to study, three years is but short.

Enter Dull, with a letter and Costard.
Dull. Which is the Duke's own person?
Biron. This, fellow; what would'st?

Dull. I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his grace's tharborough. but I would see his own person in flesh and blood.

Biron. This is he.

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Bir. To hear? or forbear hearing?

Long. To hear meekly, sir, and to laugh moderately; or to forbear both,

a female; or, for thy more sweet understanding, a woman. Him I (as my ever-esteemed duty pricks me on,) have sent to thee, to receive the meed of

Bir. Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us punishment, by thy sweet grace's officer, Antony cause to climb in the merriness. Dull; a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and estimation." [Dull.

Cost. The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta. The manner of it is, I was taken

with the manner.

Bir. In what manner?

Cost. In manner and form following, sir; all those three: I was seen with her in the manorhouse, sitting with her upon the form, and taken following her into the park; which, put together, is, in manner and form following. Now, sir, for the manner,—it is the manner of a man to speak to a woman: for the form,-in some form. Bir. For the following, sir?

Cost. As it shall follow in my correction; and God defend the right!

King. Will you hear this letter with attention? Bir. As I would hear an oracle.

Cost. Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh.

King. [reads.]" Great deputy, the welkin's vicegerent, and sole dominator of Navarre, my soul's earth's God, and body's fostering patron,” Cost. Not a word of Costard yet.

King." So it is,—”

Dull. Me, an't shall please you; I am Antony King. "For Jaquenetta; (so is the weaker vessel called, which I apprehended with the aforesaid swain,) I keep her as a vessel of thy law's fury; and shall, at the least of thy sweet notice, bring her to trial.—Thine, in all compliments of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty,

"DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO." Bir. This is not so well as I looked for, but the best that ever I heard.

King. Ay, the best for the worst.

what say you to this?

But, sirrah,

Cost. Sir, I confess the wench. King. Did you hear the proclamation? Cost. I do confess much of the hearing it, but little of the marking of it.

King. It was proclaimed a year's imprisonment, to be taken with a wench.

Cost. I was taken with none, sir, I was taken with a damosel.

King. Well, it was proclaimed damosel.
Cost. This was no dainosel neither, sir; she was

Cost. It may be so: but if he say it is so, he is, a virgin. in telling true, but so, so.

King. Peace.

Cost.-be to me, and every man that dares not fight!

King. No words.

Cost.-of other men's secrets, I beseech you. King. "So it is, besieged with sable-coloured melancholy, I did commend the black-oppressing humour to the most wholesome physic of thy healthgiving air; and, as I am a gentleman, betook myself to walk. The time when? About the sixth hour; when beasts most graze, birds best peck, and men sit down to that nourishment which is called supper. So much for the time when. Now for the ground which; which, I mean, I walked upon: it is ycleped thy park. Then for the place where; where, mean, I did encounter that obscene and most preposterous event, that draweth from my snow-white pen the ebon-coloured ink, which here thou viewest, beholdest, surveyest, or seest: but to the place, where,-It standeth north-north-east and by east from the west corner of thy curiousknotted garden: there did I see that low-spirited swain, that base minnow of thy mirth." Cost. Me.

King. "that unletter'd small-knowing soul,"
Cost. Me.

King. that shallow vassal,"

Cost. Still me.

King."-which, as I remember, hight Costard," Cost. O me!

King. "-sorted and consorted, contrary to thy established, proclaimed edict and continent canon, with-with,-0 with-but with this I passion to say wherewith."

Cost. With a wench.

King with a child of our grandmother Eve, |

King. It so varied too; for it was proclaimed, virgin. Cost. If it were, I deny her virginity; I was taken with a maid. King. This maid will not serve your turn, sir. Cost. This maid will serve my turn, sir. King. Sir, I will pronounce your sentence: You shall fast a week with bran and water.

Cost. I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge.

King. And Don Armado shall be your keeper.— My lord Biron, see him deliver'd o'er.And go we, lords, to put in practice that, Which each to other hath so strongly sworn.

[exeunt King, Longaville, and Dumain. Bir. I'll lay my head to any good man's hat, These oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn.— Sirrah, come on.

Cost. I suffer for the truth, sir: for true it is, I was taken with Jaquenetta, and Jaquenetta is a true girl; and therefore, Welcome the sour cup of prosperity! Affliction may one day smile again, and till theu, Sit thee down, sorrow. [exeunt.

SCENE 11. ANOTHER PART OF THE SAME.
ARMADO'S HOUSE.

Enter Armado and Moth.

Ar. Boy, what sign is it, when a man of great spirit grows melancholy?

Moth. A great sign, sir, that he will look sad. Ar. Why, sadness is one and the self saine thing, dear imp.

Moth. No, no; O lord, sir, no.

Ar. How caust thou part sadness and melancholy, my tender juvenal?

Moth. By a familiar demonstration of the working, my tough senior.

Ar. Why tough senior? why tough senior?

Moth. Why tender juvenal? why tender juvenal?

Ar. I spoke it tender juvenal, as a congruent epitheton, appertaining to thy young days, which we may nominate tender.

Moth. And I, tough senior, as an appertinent title to your old time, which we may name tough. Ar. Pretty and apt.

Moth. How mean you, sir? I pretty, and my saying apt? or I apt, and my saying pretty.

Ar. Thou pretty, because little.

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Moth. Little pretty, because little: wherefore
Ar. And therefore apt, because quick.
Moth. Speak you this in my praise, master
Ar. In thy condign praise.

Moth. A woman, master.

Ar. Of what complexion?

Moth. Of all the four, or the three, or the two; or one of the four.

Ar. Tell me precisely of what complexion.
Moth. Of the sea-water green, sir.

Ar. Is that one of the four complexions? [too. Moth. As I have read, sir; and the best of them Ar. Green, indeed, is the colour of lovers: but to have a love of that colour, methinks, Samson had small reason for it. He, surely, affected her for her wit.

Moth. It was so, sir; for she had a green wit.
Ar. My love is most immaculate white and red.
Moth. Most maculate thoughts, master, are

Moth. I will praise an eel with the same praise. masked under such colours.
Ar. What? that an eel is ingenious?

Moth. That an eel is quick.

Ar. Define, define, well educated infant.
Moth. My father's wit, and my mother's tongue,

Ar. I do say, thou art quick in answers: Thou assist me! heatest my blood.

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Ar. I have promised to study three years with the duke.

Moth. You may do it in an hour, sir.
Ar. Impossible.

Moth. How many is one thrice told?

Ar. Sweet invocation of a child; most pretty and pathetical!

Moth. If she be made of white and red,
Her faults will ne'er be known;
For blushing cheeks by faults are bred,
And fears by pale-white shown:
Then, if she fear, or be to blame,
By this you shall not know;
For still her cheeks possess the same,
Which native she doth owe.

Ar. I am ill at reckoning, it fitteth the spirit of A dangerous rhyme, master, against the reason of

a tapster.

Moth. You are a gentleman, and a gamester, sir.
Ar. I confess both; they are both the varnish |

of a complete man.

white and red.

Ar. Is there not a ballad, boy, of the King and the Beggar?

Moth. The world was very guilty of such a

Moth. Then, I am sure you know how much ballad some three ages since: but, I think, now 'tis the gross sum of deuce-ace amounts to.

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Ar. I will hereupon confess, I am in love: and, as it is base for a soldier to love, so am I in love with a base wench. If drawing my sword against the humour of affection would deliver me from the reprobate thought of it, I would take desire prisoner, and ransom him to any French courtier for a new-devised courtesy. I think scorn to sigh; methinks, I should out-swear Cupid. Comfort me, boy: What great men have been in love?

Moth. Hercules, master.

Ar. Most sweet Hercules!-More authority, dear boy, name more; and, sweet my child, let them be men of good repute and carriage.

Moth. Samson, master: he was a man of good carriage, great carriage; for he carried the town gates on his back, like a porter: and he was in love.

Ar. O well-knit Samson! strong jointed Samson! I do excel thee in my rapier, as much as thou didst me in carrying gates. I am in love too.Who was Samson's love, my dear Moth?

not to be found; or, if it were, it would neither serve for the writing, nor the tune.

Ar. I will have the subject newly writ o'er, that I may example my digression by some mighty precedent. Boy, I do love that country girl, that I took in the park with the rational hind Costard; she deserves well.

Moth. To be whipped; and yet a better love
than my master.
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Ar. Sing, boy; my spirit grows heavy in love.
Moth. And that's great marvel, loving a light
Ar. I say, sing.
[wench.
Moth. Forbear till this company be past.
Enter Dull, Costard, and Jaquenetta.
Dull. Sir, the duke's pleasure is, that you keep
Costard safe: and you must let him take no de-
light, nor no penance; but a'must fast three days
a week: For this damsel I must keep her at the
park; she is allowed for the day-woman. Fare
you well.

Ar. I do betray myself with blushing.-Maid.
Jaq. Man.

Ar. I will visit thee at the lodge.
Jaq. That's hereby.

Ar. I know where it is situate.
Jaq. Lord, how wise you are!
Ar. I will tell thee wonders.
Jaq. With that face?
Ar. I love thee.

Jaq. So I heard you say.
Ar. And so farewell.

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