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witcrackers cannot flout me out of my humour. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? No; if a man will be beaten with brains, a' shall wear nothing handsome about him. In brief, since I do purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it; and therefore never flout at me for what I have said against it, for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion. For thy part, Claudio, I did think to have beaten thee; but, in that thou art like to be my kinsman, live unbruised, and love my cousin.

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Claud. I had well hoped thou wouldst have denied Beatrice, that I might have cudgelled thee out of thy single life, to make thee a doubledealer; which, out of question, thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look exceeding narrowly to thee.

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ACT I.

SCENE I. The KING OF NAVARRE'S Park.

Enter the KING, BEROWNE, LONGAVILLE,

and DUMAINE.

King. Let fame, that all hunt after in their lives,

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Live register'd upon our brazen tombs,
And then grace us in the disgrace of death;
When, spite of cormorant devouring Time,
The endeavour of this present breath may buy
That honour which shall bate his scythe's keen
edge,

And make us heirs of all eternity.

Make rich the ribs, but bankrupt quite the wits.
Dum. My loving lord, Dumaine is mortified:
The grosser manner of these world's delights 29
He throws upon the gross world's baser slaves:
To love, to wealth, to pomp, I pine and die;
With all these living in philosophy.

Ber. I can but say their protestation over;
So much, dear liege, I have already sworn,
That is, to live and study here three years.
But there are other strict observances;
As, not to see a woman in that term,
Which I hope well is not enrolled there:
And one day in a week to touch no food,
And but one meal on every day beside;

Therefore, brave conquerors, -for so you are, 8 The which I hope is not enrolled there:

That war against your own affections

And the huge army of the world's desires, -
Our late edict shall strongly stand in force:
Navarre shall be the wonder of the world;
Our court shall be a little academe,
Still and contemplative in living art.

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And then, to sleep but three hours in the night,
And not be seen to wink of all the day, --

When I was wont to think no harm all night 44 12 And make a dark night too of half the day, Which I hope well is not enrolled there. O! these are barren tasks, too hard to keep, Not to see ladies, study, fast, not sleep. King. Your oath is pass'd to pass away from these.

You three, Berowne, Dumaine, and Longaville,
Have sworn for three years' term to live with me,
My fellow-scholars, and to keep those statutes
That are recorded in this schedule here:

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Your oaths are pass'd; and now subscribe your

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King. Ay, that is study's god-like recompense. Ber. Come on then; I will swear to study so, To know the thing I am forbid to know; As thus: to study where I well may dine, When I to feast expressly am forbid; Or study where to meet some mistress fine,

When mistresses from common sense are hid; Or, having sworn too hard-a-keeping oath, 65 Study to break it, and not break my troth. If study's gain be thus, and this be so, Study knows that which yet it doth not know. Swear me to this, and I will ne'er say no. King. These be the stops that hinder study quite,

And train our intellects to vain delight.

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Ber. Why, all delights are vain; but that most vain

72 Which, with pain purchas'd doth inherit pain: As, painfully to pore upon a book,

To seek the light of truth; while truth the while Doth falsely blind the eyesight of his look: 76 Light seeking light doth light of light beguile: So, ere you find where light in darkness lies, Your light grows dark by losing of your eyes. Study me how to please the eye indeed,

By fixing it upon a fairer eye,

Who dazzling so, that eye shall be his heed,
And give him light that it was blinded by.
Study is like the heaven's glorious sun,

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That will not be deep-search'd with saucy

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Ber. A dangerous law against gentility! Item. If any man be seen to talk with a woman within the term of three years, he shall

These earthly godfathers of heaven's lights 88 endure such public shame as the rest of the

That give a name to every fixed star,

court can possibly devise.

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King. Great deputy, the welkin's vicegerent,
and sole dominator of Navarre, my soul's earth's
God, and body's fostering patron,
Cost. Not a word of Costard yet.
King. So it is,-

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This child of fancy, that Armado hight,
For interim to our studies shall relate
In high-born words the worth of many a knight

Cost. It may be so; but if he say it is so, he

From tawny Spain lost in the world's debate. is, in telling true, but so.

How you delight, my lords, I know not, I; 173
But, I protest, I love to hear him lie,
And I will use him for my minstrelsy.

Ber. Armado is a most illustrious wight, 176
A man of fire-new words, fashion's own

knight.

Long. Costard the swain and he shall be our sport;

And, so to study, three years is but short.

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King. Peace!

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Cost. Be to me and every man that dares not

fight.

King. No words!

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Cost. Of other men's secrets, I beseech you. King. So it is, besieged with sable-coloured melancholy, I did commend the black-oppressing humour to the most wholesome physic of thy health-giving air; and, as I am a gentleman, betook myself to walk. The time when? About the sixth hour; when beasts most graze, birds best peck, and men sit down to that nourishment which is called supper: so much for the time when. Now for the ground which; which, I mean, I walked upon: it is ycleped thy park. Then for the place where; where, I mean, I did encounter that most obscene and preposterous event, that draweth from my snowwhite pen the ebon-coloured ink, which here thou viewest, beholdest, surveyest, or seest. But to the place where, it standeth north-north-east and by east from the west corner of thy curiousknotted garden: there did I see that low-spirited swain, that base minnow of thy mirth, - 249 Cost. Me.

King. that unlettered small-knowing soul,-
Cost. Me.

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King. that shallow vessel, -
Cost. Still me.

King. which, as I remember, hight Cost

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Cost. O me.

Ber. Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us

cause to climb in the merriness.

King. sorted and consorted, contrary to prosperity! Affliction may one day smile again; thy established proclaimed edict and continent and till then, sit thee down, sorrow! [Exeunt. canon, with-with-0! with but with this I

passion to say wherewith,

Cost. With a wench.

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King. with a child of our grandmother Eve, a female; or, for thy more sweet understanding, a woman. Him, I, as my everesteemed duty pricks me on,-have sent to thee, to receive the meed of punishment, by thy sweet Grace's officer, Antony Dull; a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and estimation.

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Dull. Me, an't please you; I am Antony Dull. King. For Jaquenetta, so is the weaker vessel called which I apprehended with the aforesaid swain,-I keep her as a vessel of thy law's fury; and shall, at the least of thy sweet notice, bring her to trial. Thine, in all compliments of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty, 276 DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO.

Ber. This is not so well as I looked for, but

the best that ever I heard.

King. Ay, the best for the worst. But, sirrah, what say you to this?

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Cost. Sir, I confess the wench.
King. Did you hear the proclamation?
Cost. I do confess much of the hearing it, but

little of the marking of it.

ment to be taken with a wench.

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King. It was proclaimed a year's imprisonCost. I was taken with none, sir: I was taken with a damosel.

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King. Well, it was proclaimed 'damosel.'
Cost. This was no damosel neither, sir: she

was a 'virgin.'

King. It is so varied too; for it was proclaimed 'virgin.'

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Cost. If it were, I deny her virginity: I was taken with a maid.

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King. This maid will not serve your turn, sir.
Cost. This maid will serve my turn, sir.
King. Sir, I will pronounce your sentence:
you shall fast a week with bran and water.

Cost. I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge.

King. And Don Armado shall be your keeper.
My Lord Berowne, see him deliver'd o'er:
And go we, lords, to put in practice that
Which each to other hath so strongly sworn.

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spirit of a tapster.

sir.

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Moth. You are a gentleman and a gamester,

Arm. I confess both: they are both the varnish of a complete man.

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Moth. Then, I am sure you know how much the gross sum of deuce-ace amounts to. Arm. It doth amount to one more than two.

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