Jul. Why, he of all the rest hath never mov'd 1.18. Luc. Yet he of all the rest, I think, best loves ye. Jul. His little speaking shows his love but Sinall. 4. Fire, that is closest kept, burns most of all. Jul. They do not love, that do not show their love. Lic. O, they love least, that let men know their love. . I would, I knew his mina. Luc. Peruse this paper, madam. ul. To Julia,-Say, from whom! Luc. That the contents will show. Jul. Say, say; who gave it thee? Luc. Sir Valentine's page; and sent, I think, from Proteus: [way, He would have given it you, but I, being in the Did in your name receive it; pardon the fault, I pray. Jul. Now, by my modesty, a goodly broker!* Dare you presume to harbour wanton lines? To whisper and conspire against my youth? Now, trust me, 'tis an office of great worth, And you an officer fit for the place. There, take the paper, see it be return'd, Or else return no more into my sight. Luc. To plead for love deserves more fee than hate. Jul. Will you be gone? Luc. That you may ruminate. [Exit. Jul. And yet, I would I had o'erlook'd the letter. It were a shame to call her back again, Luc. Nothing. Jul. Why did'st thou stoop then? Luc. To take a paper up that I let fall. Luc. Nothing concerning me. Jul. Then let it lie for those that it concerns. Luc. Madam, it will not lie where it conUnless it have a false interpreter. [cerns, Jul. Some love of yours hath writ to you in rhyme. Luc. That I might sing it, madam, to a tune: 'Give me a note: your ladyship can set. Jul. As little by such toys as may be possiBest sing it to the tune of Light o' love. Luc. It is too heavy for 30 light a tune. [ble: Jul. Heavy? belike, it hath some burden then. Luc. Ay; and melodious were it, would you sing it. Ju. And why not you? Jul. Let's see your song:-How now, minion ? Luc. Keep tune there still, so you will sing: it out: And yet, methinks, I do not like this tune. Luc. No, madam; it is too sharp. And mar the concord with too harsh a descant:* Luc. Indeed, I bid the baset for Proteus. Jul. This babble shall not henceforth trouble Here is a coils with protestation!- [me. [Tears the letter. Go, get you gone; and let the papers lie: You would be fingering them, to anger me. Luc. She makes it strange; but she would be best pleas'd [Exit. To be so anger'd with another letter. Jul. Nay, would I were so anger'd with the same! O hateful hands, to tear such loving words! I'll kiss each several paper for amends. I throw thy name against the bruising stones Trampling contemptuously on thy disdain, Look, here is writ-love-wounded Proteus :— Poor wounded name! my bosom, as a bed, Shall lodge thee, till thy wound be thoroughly heal'd; And thus I search it with a sovereign kiss. But twice, or thrice, was Proteus written down? Be calm, good wind, blow not a word away, Till I have found each letter in the letter. Except mine own name; that some whirl wind bear Unto a ragged, fearful, hanging rock, To the sweet Julia;-that I'll tear away; And yet I will not, sith|| so prettily Thus will I fold them one upon another; Enter ANTONIO and PANTHINO. Ant. Tell me, Panthino, what sad talk was that, Wherewith my brother held you in the cloister? Pan. Twas of his nephew Proteus, your Ant. Why, what of him? [son, Pan. He wonder'd, that your lordship Whereon this month I have been hammering. Pan. Twere good, I think, your lordship sent him thither: There shall he practise tilts and tournaments, And, that thou may'st perceive how well I like I will despatch him to the emperor's court. With other gentlemen of good esteem,' Are journeying to salute the emperor, And to commend their service to his will. Art. Good company; with them shall Pro[him.§ teus go: And, in good time,-now will we break with Enter PROTEUS. Pro. Sweet love! sweet lines! sweet life! Here is her hand, the agent of her heart; Here is her oath for love, her honour's pawn: 9, that our fathers would applaud our loves, To seal our happiness with their consents! O heavenly Julia! Ant. How now? what letter are you reading there? Pro. May't please your lordship, 'tis a word or two Of commendation sent from Valentine, Pro. There is no news, my lord; but that he writes How happily he lives, how well belov'd, Wishing me with him, partner of his fortune. And daily graced by the emperor; Ant. And how stand you affected to his wish? Pro. As one relying on your lordship's will, And not depending on his friendly wish. Ant. My will is something sorted with his Muse* not that I thus suddenly proceed; wish: For what I will, I will, and there an end. I am resolv'd, that thou shalt spend some time. With Valentinus in the emperor's court; What maintenance he from his friends receives, Like exhibitiont thou shalt have from me. To-morrow be in readiness to go: Excuse it not, for I'm peremptory. Pro. My lord, I cannot be so soon provided; Please you, deliberate a day or two. Ant. Look what thou want'st, shall be sent after thee: No more of stay; to-morrow thou must go.Come on, Panthino; you shall be employ'd To hasten on his expedition. [Exeunt ANT. and PAN. Pro. Thus have I shunn'd the fire, for fear of burning; [drown'd: And drench'd me in the sea, where I am I fear'd to show my father Julia's letter, Lest he should take exceptions to my love; And with the vantage of mine own excuse Hath he excepted most against my love. O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day; Which now shows all the beauty of the sun, And by and by a cloud takes all away! Enter VALENTINE and SPEED. Speed. Sir, your glove. Val. Not mine; my gloves are on. Speed. Why then this may be yours, for this is but one. Val. Ha! let me see: ay, give it me, it's mine : Sweet ornament that decks a thing divine! Speed. Madam Silvia! madam Silvia! Speed. She is not within hearing, Sir. Val. Go to, Sir; tell ine, do you know ma dam Silvia? Speed. She that your worship loves? Val. Why, how know you that I am in love? Speed. Marry, by these special marks: First, you have learned, like Sir Proteus, to wreath your arms like a male-content; to relish a love song, like a robin-red-breast; to walk alone, like one that had the pestilence; to sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his A. B, C; to weep, like a young wench that hath buried her grandam; to fast, like one that takes diet; to watch, like one that fears robbing; to speak puling, like a beggar at Hallowmas. You were wont, when you laugh'd, to crow like a cock; when you walked, to walk like one of the lions; when you fasted, it was presently after dinner; when you looked sadly, it was for want of money: and now you are metamorphosed with a mistress, that, when I look on you, I can hardly think you my master. Val. Are all these things perceived in me? Speed. They are all perceived without you. Val. Without me? They cannot. Speed. Without you? nay, that's certain, for, without you were so simple, none else would but you are so without these follies, that these follies are within you, and shine through you like the water in an urinal; that not an eye, that sees you, but is a physician to comment on your malady. Val. But, tell me, dost thou know my lady Silvia ? Speed. She, that you gaze on so, as she sits at supper? Val. Hast thou observed that? even she I mean. Speed. Why, Sir, I know her not. Val. Dost thou know her by my gazing on her, and yet know'st her not? Speed. Is she not hard favoured, Sir? Speed. That she is not so fair, as (of you) well favoured. Val. I mean, that her beauty is exquisite, but her favour infinite. Speed. That's because the one is painted, and the other out of all count. Val. How painted? and how out of count? Speed. Marry, Sir, so painted, to make her fair, that no man counts of her beauty. Val. How esteemest thou me? I account of her beauty. Speed. You never saw her since she was deformed. Val. How long hath she been deformed? Val. I have loved her ever since I saw her; and still I see her beautiful. Speed. If you love her, you cannot see her. Val. Why? Speed. Because love is blind. O, that you had mine eyes; or your own had the lights they were wont to have, when you chid at Sir Proteus for going ungartered! Val. What should I see then? Speed. Your own present folly, and her passing deformity: for he, being in love, could not see to garter his hose; and you, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose. Val. Belike, boy, then you are in love; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes. Speed. True, Sir; I was in love with my bed: I thank you, you swinged; me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you for yours. Val. In conclusion, I stand affected to her. Speed. I would you were set; so, your affection would cease. Under a regimen 7 Allhallwmas. Val. Last night she enjoined me to write some lines to one she loves. Speed. And have you? Val. I have. Speed. Are they not lamely writ? Val. No, boy, but as well as I can do them :Peace, here she comes. Enter SILVIA. Speed. O excellent motion!* O exceeding Puppet! now will he interpret to her. Val. Madam and mistress, a thousand good. morrows. Speed. O, 'give you good even! Here's & million of manners. [Aside. Sil. Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thousand. Speed. He should give her interest; and she gives it him. Val. As you enjoin'd me, I have writ your Unto the secret nameless friend of yours; letter, But for my duty to your ladyship. Which I was much unwilling to proceed in, Sil. I thank you, gentle servant: 'tis very clerklyf done, For, being ignorant to whom it goes, [off; Sil. Perchance you think too much of so much pains? Val. No, madam; so it stead you, I will write, Please you command, a thousand times as And yet,[much: Sil. A pretty period! Well, I guess the sequel; And yet I will not name it :-and yet I care not; Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more. And yet take this again ;-and yet I thank you; Speed. And yet you will; and yet another yet. [Aside. Val. What means your ladyship? do you not like it? Sil. Yes, yes; the lines are very quaintly writ: But since unwillingly, take them again; Nay, take them. Val. Madam, they are for you. Sil. Ay, ay; you writ them, Sir, at my re Whipped. Speed. To yourself: why, she wooes you by | with Sir Proteus to the Imperial's court. a igure. Fal. What figure? Speed. By a letter, I should say. Val. Why, she hath not writ to me? Speed. What need she, when she hath made you write to yourself? Why, do you not ceive the jest? Val. No, believe me. Speed. No believing you indeed, Sir; But did you perceive her earnest? Val. She gave me none, except an angry word. Speed. Why, she hath given you a letter. there an end." think, Crab my dog to be the sourest-nature dog that lives: my mother weeping, my fathe wailing, my sister crying, our maid howlins, our cat wringing her hands, and all our house in a great perplexity, yet did not this cruelper-hearted cur shed one tear: he is a stone, a very pebble-stone, and has no more pity in him than a dog a Jew would have wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandani having no eyes look you, wept herself blind at my parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it: This shoe is my father-no, this left shoe is my father:no, no, this left shoe is my mother;-nay, that cannot be so neither;-yes, it is so, it is so; it hath the worser sole; This shoe, with the hole in it, is my mother, and this my father; A vengeance on't! there 'tis: now, Sir, this staff is my sister; for, look you, she is as white as a lily, and as small as a wand: this hat is Nan, our maid; I am the dog :-no, the dog is him self, and I am the dog,-O, the dog is me, and I am myself: ay, so, so. Now come I to my father; Father, your blessing; now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping; now should I kiss my father; well, he weeps on :-now come I to my mother, (O, that she could speak now!) like a wood woman;well, I kiss her;-why there 'tis ; here's my mother's breath up and down: now come I to my sister; mark the moan she makes: now the dog all this while sheds not a tear, nor speaks a word; but see how I lay the dust with my tears. Val. I would, it were no worse. Or fearing else some messenger, that might her Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto All this I speak in print; for in print I found Val. I have dined. Speed. Ay, but hearken, Sir: though the SCENE II-Verona.-A Room in JULIA'S Enter PROTEUS and JULIA. Pro. Have patience, gentle Julia. Pro. When possibly I can, I will return. sooner: Keep this remembrance for thy Julia's sake. take you this. Jul. And seal the bargain with a holy kiss. Enter PANTHINO. Pan. Sir Proteus, you are staid for. Alas! this parting strikes poor lovers dumb. [Exeunt. Laun. Well, I will go. DUKE'S Palace. SCENE III.-The sume.-A Street. Enter LAUNCE, leading a dog. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-Milan.-An Apartment in the Laun. Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have Enter VALENTINE, SILVIA, THURIO, and Speed. one weeping; all the kindt of the Launces lave this very fault: I have received my proTortion, like he prodigious son, and am going Fal. Ay, boy, it's for love. Val. Of my mistress then. Speed. Twere good, you knocked him. Sil. Servant, you are sad.* Val. Indeed, madam, I seem so. Thu. Seem you that you are not? Thu. So do counterfeits. Val. So do you. Thu. What seem I, that I am not? Thu. What instance of the contrary? Thu. And how quote‡ you my folly? Val. Well, then, I'll double your folly. Sil. What, angry, Sir Thurio? do you change colour? Val. Give him leave, madam; he is a kind of cameleon. Thu. That hath more mind to feed on your blood, than live in your air. Val. You have said, Sir. Thu. Ay, Sir, and done too, for this time. Val. I know it well, Sir; you always end ere you begin. Sil. A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off. Val. "Tis indeed, madam; we thank the giver. Sil. Who is that, servant? Val. Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave the fire: Sir Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship's looks, and spends what he borrows, kindly in your company. Thu. Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. Val. I know it well, Sir: you have an exchequer of words, and, I think, no other treasure to give your followers; for it appears by their bare liveries, that they live by your bare words. Sil. No more, gentlemen, no more; here comes my father. Enter DUKE. Duke. Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset. Sir Valentine, your father's in good health: Val. My lord, I will be thankful tryman ou Don Antonio, your coun Val. Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman To be of worth, and worthy estimation, And not without desert so well reputed. Duke. Hath he not a son? Val. Ay, my good lord; a son, that we i deserves The honour and regard of such a father. a. I knew him as myself; for from our [gether: We have convers'd, and spent our hours toAnd though myself have been an idle truant, Omitting the sweet benefit of time, To clothe mine age with angel-like perfection; Yet hath Sir Proteus, for that's his name, Made use and fair advantage of his days; His years but young, but his experience old; His head unmellow'd, but his judgment ripe; And, in a word, (for far behind his worth t Observe. Come all the praises that I now bestow,) He is as worthy for an empress' love, Duke. Welcome him then according to his worth; Silvia, I speak to you; and you, Sir Thurio:- [Exit DUKK Val. This is the gentleman, I told your lady ship, Had come along with me, but that his mistress Did hold his eyes lock'd in her crystal looks. Sil. Belike, that now she hath enfranchis'd Upon some other pawn for fealty. [them Val. Nay, sure, I think, she holds them prisoners still. Sil. Nay, then he should be blind; and, being blind, How could he see his way to seek out you? Val. Why, lady, love hath twenty pair of |