my bones: I will buy nine sparrows for a penny and his pia mater is not worth the ninth part of a sparrow. This lord, Achilles, Ajax,who wears his wit in his belly, and his guts in Enter PRIAM, HECTOR, TROILUS, Paris, and SCENE 11.-Troy.-A Room in PRIAN'S Palace. HELENUS. Achil. What? his head, I'll tell you what I say of him. Ther. I say, this Ajax Achil. Nay, good Ajax. Pri. After so many hours, lives, speeches spent, [AJAX offers to strike him, ACHILLES Thus once again says Nestor from the Greeks; interposes. Ther. Has not so much wit Achil. Nay, I must hold you.. Deliver Helen, and all damage else— Ther. As will stop the eye of Helen's needle, In hot digestion of this cormorant war,for whom he comes to fight. Achil. Peace, fool! Ther. I would have peace and quietness, but the fool will not: he there; that he; look you there. Ajax. O thou damned cur! I shall Achil. Will you set your wit to a fool's? Ther. No, I warrant you; for a fool's will shame it. Ther. I serve thee not. Ajax. Well, go to, go to. Ther. I serve here voluntary. Achil. Your last service was sufferance, 'twas not voluntary; no man is beaten voluntary; Ajax was here the voluntary, and you as under an impress. Ther. Even so?-a great deal of your wit too lies in your sinews, or else there be liars. Hector shall have a great catch, if he knock out either of your brains; a' were as good crack a fusty nut with no kernel. Achil. What, with me too, Thersites? Ther. There's Ulysses, and old Nestor,whose wit was mouldy ere your grandsires had nails on their toes,-yoke you like draught oxen, and make you plough up the wars. Achil. What, what? Ther. Yes, good sooth; To, Achilles! to, Ajax! to! Ajax. I shall cut out your tongue. Shall be struck off:-Hector, what say you to't Hect. Though no man lesser fears the Greeks than 1, As far as toucheth my particular, yet, There is no lady of more softer bowels, Than Hector is: The wound of peace is surety, You are so empty of them. Should not our father Ther. 'Tis no matter; I shall speak as much Bear the great sway of his affairs with rea as thou, afterwards. [sons, Because your speech hath none, that tells him [will; [Exit. Hect. Now youthful Troilus, do not these high strains Of divination in our sister work Some touches of remorse? or is your blood Hect. But value dwells not in particular | Cry, Trojans, cry! a Helen, and a woe: It holds his estimate and dignity Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go. As well wherein 'tis precious of itself As in the prizer: 'tis mad idolatry, To make the service greater than the god; And the will dotes, that is attributive To what infectiously itself affects, Without some image of the affected merit. Tro. I take to-day a wife, and my election Is led on in the conduct of my will; My will enkindled by mine eyes and ears, Two traded pilots 'twixt the dangerous shores Of will and judgement: How may I avoid, Although my will distaste what it elected, The wife I chose? there can be no evasion To blench from this, and to stand firm by ho nour: We turn not back the silks upon the merchant, We do not throw in unrespective sieve,t He brought a Grecian queen, whose youth aunt: Is she worth keeping? why, she is a pearl, And turn'd crown'd kings to merchants. If you'll confess, he brought home noble prize, And cried-Inestimable!) why do you now Tro. Why, brother Hector, We may not think the justness of each act Cannot distaste the goodness of a quarrel, us Such things as might offend the weakest spleen Par. Else might the world convincet of levity Pri. Paris, you speak Like one besotted on your sweet delights: Par. Sir, I propose not merely to myself Tro. 'Tis our mad sister, I do know her Where Helen is the subject: then, I say, Well may we fight for her, whom, we know thou-And on the cause and question now in hand Cas. Virgins and boys, mid-age and wrink led elders, Soft infancy, that nothing canst but cry, tears! than wife is to the husband? if this law Is this in way of truth: yet ne'ertheless, For 'tis a cause that hath no mean dependence Tro. Why, there you touch'd the life of our design: Were it not glory that we more affected She is a theme of honour and renown; foes, And fame, in time to come, canonize us: Hec. I am yours, You valiant offspring of great Priamus.- [Exeunt. SCENE III.--The Grecian Camp.-Before ACHILLES' Tent. Enter THERSITES. Ther. How now, Thersites? what, lost in the labyrinth of thy fury? Shall the elephant Ajax carry it thus? he beats me, and I rail at him: O worthy satisfaction! 'would, it were otherwise; that I could beat him, whilst he railed at me: 'Sfoot, I'll learn to conjure and raise devils, but I'll see some issue of my spiteful execrations. Then there's Achilles,-a rare engineer. If Troy be not taken till these two undermine it, the wails will stand till they fall of themselves. O thou great thunder-darter of Olympus, forget that thou art Jove the king of gods; and, Mercury, lose all the serpentine craft of thy Caduceus; if ye take not that little little less-than-little wit from them that they have! which short-armed ignorance itself knows is so abundant scarce, it will not in circumvention deliver a fly from a spider, without drawing their massy irons, and cutting the web. After this, the vengeance on the whole camp! or, rather, the bone-ache! for that, methinks, is the curse dependent on those that war for a placket. I have said my prayers; and devil, envy, say Amen. What, ho! my lord Achilles! Through. Enter PATROULUS. Patr. Who's there? Thersites? Good Thersites, come in and rail. Ther. If I could have remembered a gilt counterfeit, thou wouldest not have slipped out of my contemplation: but it is no matter; Thyself upon thyself! The common curse of mankind, folly and ignorance, be thine in great revenue! heaven bless thee from a tutor, and discipline come not near thee! Let thy blood be thy direction till thy death! then if she, that lays thee out, says-thou art a fair corse, I'll be sworn and sworn upon't, she never shrouded any but lazars. Amen.-Where's Achilles? Putr. What, art thou devout? wast thou in prayer? Ther. Ay; The heavens hear me! Achil. Who's there? Why, my cheese, my digestion, why hast thon Achil. Where, where?-Art thou come? not served thyself in to my table so many meals? Come; what's Agamemnon?· Ther. Thy commander, Achilles :-Then tell me, Patroclus, what's Achilles? Putr. Thy lord, Thersites; Then tell me, I pray thee, what's thyself? Ther. Thy knower, Patroclus; Then tell me, Patroclus, what art thou? Patr. Thou mayest tell, that knowest. Ther. I'll decline the whole question. Agamemnon commands Achilles; Achilles is my lord; I am Patroclus' knower; and Patroclus is a fool. Patr. You rascal! Ther. Peace, fool; I have not done. Achil. He is a privileged man.-Proceed, Thersites. Ther. Agamemnon is a fool; Achilles is a fool; Thersites is a fool; and, as aforesaid, Patroclus is a fool. Achil. Derive this; come. Ther. Agamemnon is a fool to offer to command Achilles; Achilles is a fool to be commanded of Agamemnon; Thersites is a fool to serve such a fool; and Patroclus is a fool positive. Patr. Why am I a fool? Ther. Make that demand of the prover.-It suffices me, thou art. Look you, who comes here! Enter AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES, NESTOR, Achil. Patroclus, I'll speak with nobody:Come in with me, Thersites. [Erit. Ther. Here is such patchery, such juggling, and such knavery! all the argument is, a cuckold, and a whore; A good quarrel, to draw emulous; factions, and bleed to death upon. Now the dry serpigos on the subject: [Exit. and war, and lechery, confound all! Agam. Where is Achilles? Putr. Within his tent; but ill dispos'd, my lord. Agam. Let it be known to him that we are here. He shent|| our messengers; and we lay by Ajax. Is he so mah? Do you not think, he thinks himself a better man than I am? Agam. No question. Ajax. Will you subscribe his thought, and say he is? Ajax. Yes, lion-sick, sick of proud heart:as you may call it melancholy, if you will favour the man; but, by my head, 'tis pride: But why, why? let him show us a cause.-A word, by lord. [Takes AGAMEMNON aside. Nest. What moves Ajax thus to bay at him? Ulyss. Achilles hath inveigled his fool from him. Nest. Who? Thersites? Nest. Then will Ajax lack matter, if he have lost his argument.* Ulyss. No you see, he is his argument, that has his argument; Achilles. Nest. All the better; their fraction is more our wish, than their faction: But it was a strong composure, a fool could disunite. Ulyss. The amity, that wisdom knits not, folly may easily untie. Here comes Patroclus. Re-enter PATROCLUS. Nest. No Achilles with him. Ulyss. The elephant hath joints, but none for courtesy: his legs are legs for necessity, not for flexure. Patr. Achilles bids me say-he is much sorry, If any thing more than your sport and pleasure Did move your greatness, and this noble state, To call upon him; he hopes, it is no other, But, for your health and your digestion sake, And after-dinner's breath.+ Agam. Hear you, Patroclus ; We are too well acquainted with these answers: But his evasion, wing'd thus swift with scorn, Much attribute he hath; and much the reason If you do say we think him over-proud, Here tend the savage strangeness he puts on; Patr. 1 shall; and bring his answer presently. [Exit. We Agam. In second voice we'll not be satisfied, e come to speak with him.-Ulysses, enter. [Exit ULYSSES. Ajax. What is he more than another? Agam. No more than what he thinks he is. Agam. No, noble Ajax; you are as strong, valiant, as wise, no less noble, much more gentle, and altogether more tractable. Ajax. Why should a man be proud? How doth pride grow? I know not what pride is. Agam. Your mind's the clearer, Ajax, and your virtues the fairer. He that is proud, eats up himself: pride is his own glass, his own trumpet, his own chronicle; and whatever praises itself but in the deed, devours the deed in the praise. as I hate the Ajax. I do hate a proud man, engendering of toads. Nest. And yet he loves himself: Is it not strange? [Aside. Re-enter ULYSSES. Ulyss. Achilles will not to the field to-morrow. Ulyss. He doth rely on none; Agam. Why will he not, upon our fair request, sake only, Untent his person, and share the air with us? That, 'twixt his mental and his active parts Agam. Let Ajax go to him.- Ulyss. O'Agamemnon, let it not be so! We'll consecrate the steps that Ajax makes When they go from Achilles: Shall the proud lord, That bastes his arrogance with his own seam ;* That were to enlard his fat-already pride; [Aside. enters June 21. The sign in the zodiac into which the sun "And Cancer reddens with the solar blaze" Thomson. Strike. Agam. O, no, you shall not go. Keeps thicket. Please it our great general his pride: Let me go to him. Ulyss. Not for the worth that hangs upon Ajax. A paltry, insolent fellow,- Himself: [Aside. [Aside. Ajax. I will let his humours blood. [Aside. Agam. He'll be physician, that should be the patient. Ajax. An all men Were o' my mind,— Ulyss. Wit would be out of fashion. [Aside. Ajax. He should not bear it so, He should eat swords first. Shall pride carry it? Nest. An 'twould, you'd carry half. [Aside. [Aside. Ajax. I'll knead him, I will make him supple: Nest. He's not yet thorough warm: forcet him with praises: Pour in, pour in; his ambition is dry. [Aside. Nest. O noble general, do not do so. Ulyss. Why, 'tis this naming of him does him harm. Here is a man-But 'tis before his face; Nest. Wherefore should you so? Ulyss. Know the whole world, he is as val iant. Ajax. A whoreson dog, that shall palter thus with us! I would, he were a Trojan! Nest. What a vice Were it in Ajax now——— Dio. Or covetous of praise? Ulyss. Thank the heavens, lord, thou art of [dom, You should not have the eminence of him, Ajax. Shall I call you father? Nest. Ay, my good son. Dio. Be rul'd by him, lord Ajax. Ulyss. There is no tarrying here; the hart Achilles Fresh kings are come to Troy: To-morrow, We must with all our main of power stand fast: And here's a lord, to west, -come knights from east And cull their flower, Ajax shall cope the best. Agam. Go we to council. Let Achilles sleep: Light boats sail swift, though greater hulks draw deep. [Exeunt. ACT II SCENE I-Troy.-A Room in PRIAM'S Palace. Enter PANDARUS and a SERVANT. Pan. Friend! you! pray you, a word: Do not you follow the young lord Paris? Serv. Ay, Sir, when he goes before me. Pan. You know me, do you not? Pan. Friend, know me better; I am the lord Pandarus. Serv. I hope, I shall know your honour better. Pan. I do desire it. Serv. You are in the state of grace. [Music within. Pan. Grace! not so, friend; honour and lordship are my titles: What music is this? Serv. I do but partly know, Sir; it is music in parts. Pan. Know you the musicians? Pan. Who play they to? Serv. To the hearers, Sir. Pan. At whose pleasure, friend? Serv. At mine, Sir, and theirs that love music. Pan. Command, I mean, friend. Pan. Friend, we understand not one another; I am too courtly, and thou art too cunning: At whose request do these men play? Serv. That's to't, indeed, Sir: Marry, Sir, at the request of Paris my lord, who is there in person; with him, the mortal Venus, the heart-blood of beauty, love's invisible soul,-~ Pan. Who, my cousin, Cressida ? Serv. No, Sir, Helen; Could you not find out that by her attributes? Pan. It should seem, fellow, that thou hast not seen the lady Cressida. I come to speak with Paris from the prince Troilus: I will make a complimental assault upon him, for my business seeths.* Serv. Sodden business! there's a stewed phrase, indeed! Enter PARIS and HELEN, attended. Pan. Fair be to you, my lord, and to all this fair company! fair desires, in all fair measure, fairly guide them! especially to you fair queen! fair thoughts be your fair pillow! Helen. Dear lord, you are full of fair words. Pan. You speak your fair pleasure, sweet queen. * Boils, |