Achil. Where, where art thou come? why, my Cheese, my Digeftion why haft thou not ferved thy felf up to my Table, fo many Meals? Come, what's Agamemnon? Ther. Thy Commander, Achilles; then tell me, Patroclus, what's Achilles? Pair. Thy Lord, Therfites: then tell me, I pray thee, what's thy felf? Ther. Thy Knower, Patroclus: then tell me, Patroclus, what art thou? Patr. Thou may'ft tell, that know'ft. Achil. O tell, tell. Ther. I'll decline the whole Queftion. Agamemnon commands Achilles, Achilles is my Lord, I am Patroclus's Knower, and Patroclus is a Fcol. Patr. You Rafcal Ther. Peace, Fool, I have done. Achil. He is a privileg'd Man. Proceed, Therfites. Ther. Agamemnon is a Foo!, Achilles is a Fool, Therfites is a Fool, and, as aforefaid, Patroclus is a Fool. Achil. Derive this; come. Ther. Agamemnon is a Fool to offer to command Achilles, Achilles is a Fool to be commanded of Agamemnon, Therfites is a Fool to fervé fuch a Fool, and Patroclus is a Fool pofitive. Patr. Why am I a Fool? Enter Agamemnon, Ulyffes, Neftor, Diomedes, Ajax, and Chalcas. Ther. Make that demand to thy Creator, it fuffices me thou art. Look you, who comes here? Achil. Patroclus, I'll fpeak with no Body: Come in with me, Therfites. [Exit. Ther. Here is fuch Patchery, fuch Jugling, and fuch Knavery all the Argument is a Cuckold and a Whore, a good quarrel to draw emulatious Factions, and bleed to Death upon: Now the dry Serpigo on the Subject, and War and Lechery confound all. Aga. Where is Achilles? Pair. Within his Tent, but ill difpos'd, my Lord. He fent our Meffengers, and we lay by Our Appertainments, vifiting of him: Let Let him be told of, left perchance he think Patr. I fhall fo fay to him. Vlyf. We faw him at the opening of his Tent, He is not fick. [Exit. Ajax. Yes, Lion-fick, fick of a proud heart: you may call it Melancholy, if you will favour the Man, but by my head, 'tis Pride; but why, why?-let him fhew us the cause. A word, my Lord. [To Agamemnon. Neft. What moves Ajax thus to bay at him? Vlyf. Achilles hath inveigled his Fool from him. Neft. Who, Therfites? Vlyf. He. Neft. Then will Ajax lack Matter, if he have loft his Argument. Vlyf. No, you fee he is his Argument, that his his Argument, Achilles. Neft. All the better, this Fraction is more our wish than their Faction; but it was a strong Counsel that a Fool could difunite. Uly. The Amity that Wisdom knits not, Folly may eafily untye. Enter Patroclus. Here comes Patroclus. Neft. No Achilles with him? Uly. The Elephant hath Joints, but none for Courtefie; His Legs are Legs for neceffity, not for flight. Patr. Achilles bids me fay, he is much forry, Aga. Hear you, Patroclus; We are too well acquainted with thefe Anfwers: Much attribute he hath, and much the reafon, And And like fair Fruit in an unwholfom Dish, And under-honeft; in Self-affumption greater Than in the note of Judgment; and worthier than himself, Pat. I fhall, and bring his anfwer presently. Ajax. What is he more than another? [Exit. [Exit Ulyffes. Ajax. Is he fo much? do you not think he thinks himself a better Man than I am? Aga. No question. Ajax. Will you fubfcribe his Thought, and fay, he is? Aga. No, noble Ajax, you are as ftrong, as valiant, as wife, no lefs noble, much more gentle, and altogether more tractable. Ajax. Why fhould a Man be proud? How doth Pride grow? I know not what it is. Aga. Your Mind is clearer, Ajax, and your Virtues the fairer; be that is proud, eats up himself. Pride is his own Glafs, his own Trumpet, his own Chronicle, and whatever Praises it felf but in the Deed, devours the Deed in the Praife. Enter Enter Ulyffes. Ajax. I do hate a proud Man, as I hate the engendring of Toads. Neft. Yet he loves himself: Is't not strange? Vyf Achilles will not to the Field to Morrow. Uly. He doth rely on none; But carries on the Stream of his Difpofe, In Will peculiar, and in Self-admiffion. Aga. Why will he not, upon our fair request, Un-tent his Perfon, and thare the Air with us? Vlyf. Things fmall as Nothing, for Requests fake only He makes Important: Poffeft he is with Greatness, And fpeaks not to himself, but with a Pride That quarrels at Self-breath. Imagin'd Wrath Holds in his Blood fuch fwol'n and hot Difcourfe, That 'twixt his mental and his active Parts, Kingdom'd Achilles in commotion rages, And batters 'gainft it felf; what fhould I fay? He is fo plaguy proud, that the death-tokens of it Cry no recovery. Aga. Let Ajax go to him. Dear Lord, go you and greet him in his Tent; Vlyf. O, Agamemnon, let it not be so. No, this Thrice Worthy, and Right Valiant Lord, Nor by my Will affubjugate his Merit, As amply Titl'd, as Achilles is, by going to Achilles. And add more Coles to Cancer, when he burns X 4 This This Lord go to him? Jupiter forbid, Neft. O this is well, he rubs the Vein of him. him o'er the Face. with my armed Fift, I'll path Aga. O no, you shall not go. Ajax. And a be proud with me, I'll phefe his Pride; let me go to him. Vlyf. Not for the worth that hangs upon our Quarrel. Neft. How he defcribes himself. Aga. He will be the Physician, that should be the Patient. Vlyf. Wit would be out of fashion. Ajax. A fhould not bear it so, a fhould eat Swords first; fhall Pride carry it? Neft. And 'twould, you'd carry half. Vlyf. A would have ten fhares. Ajax. I will knead him, I'll make him fupple, he's not yet through warm. Neft. Force him with Praifes, pour in, pour in, his Ambition is dry. Ulf. My Lord, you feed too much on this diflike. Dio. You must prepare to fight without Achilles. I will be filent. Neft. Wherefore should you fo? He is not emulous, as Achilles is. Uly. Know the whole World, he is as valiant. Ajax. A whorfon Dog! that shall palter thus with uswould he were a Trojan. Neft. What a Vice were it in Ajax now Vlyf. If he were proud. Dio. Or covetous of Praife. Vlyf. Ay, or furly born. |