Hen. O monstrous! but one half penny- | Where is he living,-clipp'd in with the sea Faith of bread to this intolerable deal of sack! That chides the banks of England, Scotland, Wales, Fat there is else, keep close; we'll read it at said advantage: there let him sleep till day. he to the court in the morning: we must all to an wars, and thy place shall be honourable. Il procure this fat rogue a charge of foot; and, I know, his death will be a march of twelveThe money shall be paid back again I with advantage. Be with me betimes in the morning; and so good morrow, Poins. Poins. Good morrow, good my lord. score. ACT III. [Exeunt. Glend. No, here it is. Sit, cousin Percy; sit, good cousin Hotspur : For by that name as oft as Lancaster [with Doth speak of you, his cheek looks pale; and, A rising sigh, he wisheth you in heaven. Hot. And you in hell, as often as he hears Owen Glendower spoke of. Glend. I cannot blame him: at my nativity, The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes, Of burning cressets; and, at my birth, The frame and huge foundation of the earth Shak'd like a coward. Hot. Why, so it would have done At the same season, if your mother's cat had But kitten'd, though yourself had ne'er been born. Glend. I say, the earth did shake when I was born. Hot. And I say, the earth was not of my mind, If you suppose, as fearing you it shook. Glend. The heavens were all on fire, the earth did tremble. Hot. O, then the earth shook to see the heavens on fire, And not in fear of your nativity. Shakes the old beldame earth, and topples down Steeples, and moss-grown towers. At your birth, Our grandam earth, having this distemperature, In passion shook. Glend. Cousin, of many men I do not bear these crossings. Give me leave I am not in the roll of common men. Which calls me pupil, or hath read to me? And bring him out, that is but woman's son, Can trace me in the tedious ways of art, And hold me pace in deep experiments. Hot. I think there is no man speaks better [Welsh :will to dinner. Mort. Peace, cousin Percy, you will make him mad. Glend. I can call spirits from the vasty deep. Hot. Why, so can I; or so can any man: But will they come, when you do call for them? Glend. Why, I can teach you, cousin, to comThe devil. [mand vide our right, According to our three-fold order ta'en? England, from Trent and Severn hitherto, And in my conduct shall your ladies come: From whom you now must steal, and take no leave; For there will be a world of water shed, In quantity equals not one of yours: * Unsuccessful. Part. It shall not wind with such a deep indent, Wor. Yea, but a little charge will trench him here, And on this north side win this cape of land; Hot. I'll have it so; a little charge will do it. Hot. Will not you? Glend. No, nor you shall not. Hot. Let me not understand it then, [you; Glend. I can speak English, lord, as well as For I was train'd up in the English court: Where, being but young, I framed to the harp Many an English ditty, lovely well, And gave the tongue a helpful ornament; A virtue that was never seen in you. [heart; Hot. Marry, and I'm glad of it with all my I had rather be a kitten, and cry-mew, Than one of these same metre ballad-mongers: I had rather hear a brazen canstick+ turn'd, Or a dry wheel grate on an axle-tree; And that would set my teeth nothing on edge, Nothing so much as mincing poetry; 'Tis like the forc'd gait of a shuffling nag. Glend. Come, you shall have Trent turn'd. Hot. I do not care: I'll give thrice so much To any well-deserving friend; [land But, in the way of bargain, mark ye me, I'll haste the writer, and, withal, Break with your wives of your departure hence: [Exit. Mort. Fie, cousin Percy! how you cross my father! Hot. I cannot choose: sometimes he angers me, A clip-wing'd griffin, and a moulten raven, But mark'd him not a word. O, he's as tedious Mort. In faith, he is a worthy gentleman; As mines of India. Shall I tell you, cousin? He holds your temper in a high respect, Wor. In faith, my lord, you are too wilfulblame; And since your coming hither have done enough To put him quite beside his patience. You must needs learn, lord, to amend this fault: Though sometimes it show greatness, courage, blood, (And that's the dearest grace it renders you,) Hot. Well, I am school'd; good manners be your speed! Here comes our wives, and let us take our leave. She'll be a soldier too, she'll to the wars. Mort. Good father, tell her,that she, and my aunt Percy, Shall follow in your conduct* speedily [GLENDOWER speaks to his Daughter in Welsh, and she answers him in the same. Glend. She's desperate here; a peevish selfwill'd harlotry, One no persuasion can do good upon. [Lady M. speaks to MORTIMER in Welsh. Mort. I understand thy looks: that pretty Welsb [heavens, Which thou pourest down from these swelling I am too perfect in; and, but for shame, In such a parley would I answer thee. [Lady M. speaks. I understand thy kisses, and thou mine, And that's a feeling disputation: But I will never be a truant, love, Till I have learn'd thy language; for thy tongue Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penn'd, Sung by a fair queen in a summer's bower, With ravishing division, to her lute.† Glend. Nay, if you melt, then will she run mad. [Lady M. speaks again, Mort. O, I am ignorance itself in this. Glend. She bids you Upon the wanton rushes lay you down, Mort. With all my heart I'll sit, and hear her sing: By that time will our book, I think, be drawn. Glend. Do so; And those musicians that shall play to you, Hang in the air a thousand leagues from hence; Yet straight they shall be here: sit, and attend. Hot. Come, Kate, thou art perfect in lying down: Come, quick, quick; that I may lay my head in thy lap. Lady P. Go, ye giddy goose. GLENDOWER speaks some Welsh words, and Hot. Now I perceive, the devil understands And 'tis no marvel, he's so humorous. Lady P. Then should you be nothing but musical; for you are altogether governed by humours. Lie still, ye thief, and hear the lady sing in Welsh. Hot. I had rather hear Lady, my brach,* howl in Irish. Lady P. Would'st thou have thy head broken? Lady P. Then be still. Hot. Neither; 'tis a woman's fault. Lady P. Now God help thee! Hot. Peace! she sings. A Welsh SONG sung by Lady M. Lady P. I will not sing. Hot. 'Tis the next way to turn tailor, or be redbreast teacher. Au the indentures be drawn, I'll away within these two hours; and so come in when ye will. [Exit. Glend. Come, come, lord Mortimer; you are as slow, Mort. With all my heart. Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean Such barren pleasures, rude society, I K. Hen. God pardon thee!-yet let me won- At thy affections, which do hold a wing Opinion, that did help me to the crown, And then I stole all courtesy from heaven, And dress'd myself in such humility, That I did pluck allegiance from men's hearts, Loud shouts and salutations from their mouths, Even in the presence of the crowned king. Thus did I keep my person fresh, and new; My presence, like a robe pontifical, Ne'er seen, but wonder'd at: and so my state, Seldom, but sumptuous, showed like a feast; As hot lord Percy is on fire to go. And won, by rareness, such solemnity. By this our book's drawn; we'll but seal, and The skipping king, he ambled up and down To horse immediately. [then With shallow jesters, and rash baving wits, [Exeunt. Soon kindled, and soon burn'd: carded his state; Mingled his royalty with capering fools; Had his great name profaned with their scorns; And gave his countenance, against his name, To laugh at gibing boys, and stand the push Of every beardless vain comparative :|| Grew a companion to the common streets, Enfeoff'd himself to popularity: That being daily swallow'd by men's eyes, They surfeited with honey; and began To loathe the taste of sweetness, whereof a little More than a little is by much too much. So, when he had occasion to be seen, He was but as the cuckoo is in June, Heard, not regarded; seen, but with such eyes, As, sick and blunted with community, Afford no extraordinary gaze, Such as is bent on sun-like majesty, K. Hen. Lords, give us leave; the Prince of Must have some conference: But he near at hand, [Exeunt Lords. I know not whether God will have it so, Unworthy undertakings. † Officious parasites. When it shines seldom in admiring eyes: : Slept in his face, and render'd such aspéct P. Hen. I shall hereafter, my thrice-gracious Be more myself. K. Hen. For all the world, As thou art to this hour, was Richard then clothes, This infant warrior, in his enterprises The archbishop's grace of York, Douglas, Mortimer, Capitulatet against us, and are up. But wherefore do I tell these news to thee? P. Hen. Do not think so, you shall not find it 80; And God forgive them that have so much sway'd And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights, My shames redoubled! for the time will come, How now, good Blunt? thy looks are full of speed. Blunt. So hath the business that I come to speak of. Lord Mortimer of Scotland hath sent word,— K. Hen. The earl of Westmoreland set forth to-day; With him my son, lord John of Lancaster; Our business valued, some twelve days hence Enter FALSTAFF and BARDOLPH. Fal. Bardolph, am I not fallen away vilely since this last action? do I not bate? do I not dwindle? Why, my skin hangs about me like an old lady's loose gown; I am wither'd like an old apple-John. Well, I'll repent, and that suddenly, while I am in some liking;|| I shall be out of heart shortly, and then I shall have no strength to repent. An I have not forgotten what the inside of a church is made of, I am a pepper-corn, a brewer's horse: the inside of a church! Company, villanous company, hath been the spoil of me. Bard. Sir John, you are so fretful, you cannot live long. Fal. Why there it is:-come, sing me a bawdy song; make me merry. I was as virtuously given, as a gentleman need to be; virtuous enough: swore little; diced, not above seven times a week; went to a bawdy-house, not above once in a quarter-of an hour; paid money that I borrowed, three or four times; lived well, and in good compass: and now I live out of all order, out of all Host. O Jesu! I have heard the prince tell must needs be out of all compass; out of all rea-him, I know not how oft, that that ring was copsonable compass, Sir John. per. Bard. Why, you are so fat, Sir John, that you Fal. Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend Fal. How! the prince is a Jack, a sneak-cup; my life: Thou art our admiral, thou bearest and, if he were here, I would cudgel him like a the lantern in the poop,-but 'tis in the nose of dog, if he would say so. thee; thou art the knight of the burning lamp. Bard. Why, Sir John, my face does you no harm. Fal. No, I'll be sworn; I make as good use of it as many a man doth of a death's head, or a memento mori: I never see thy face, but I think apon hell-fire, and Dives that lived in purple ; for there he is in his robes, burning, burning. If thou wert any way given to virtue, I would swear by thy face; my oath should be, By this fire: but thou art altogether given over; and wert indeed, but for the light in thy face, the son of utter darkness. When thou ran'st up Gadshill in the night to catch my horse, if I did not think thou hadst been an ignis fatuus, or a ball of wildfire, there's no purchase in money. O, thou art a perpetual triumph, an everlasting bonfire-light!Thou hast saved me a thousand marks in links and torches, walking with thee in the night betwixt tavern and tavern: but the sack that thou hast drunk me, would have bought me lights as good cheap, at the dearest chandler's in Europe. I have maintained that salamander of yours with fire, any time this two and thirty years; Heaven reward me for it! Bard. 'Sblood, I would my face were in your belly! Fal. God-a-mercy! so should I be sure to be heart-burned. Enter HOSTESS. How now, dame Partlet the hen?t have you inquired yet, who picked my pocket? Host. Why, Sir John! what do you think, Sir John? Do you think I keep thieves in my house? I have searched, I have inquired, so has my husband, man by man, boy by boy, servant by servant: the tithe of a hair was never lost in my house before. Fal. You lie, hostess; Bardolph was shaved, and lost many a hair: and I'll be sworn, my pocket was picked: Go to, you are a woman, go. Host. Who, I? I defy thee: I was never called so in mine own house before. Fal. Go to, I know you well enough. Host. No, Sir John, you do not know me, Sir John: I know you, Sir John: you owe me money, Sir John, and now you pick a quarrel to beguile me of it: I bought you a dozen of shirts to your back. Fal. Dowlas, filthy dowlas: I have given them away to bakers' wives, and they have made bolters of them. Host. Now, as I am a true woman, holland of eight shillings an ell. You owe money here besides, Sir John, for your diet, and by-drinkings, and money lent you, four and twenty pound. Fal. He had his part of it; let him pay. Host. He? alas, he is poor; he hath nothing. Fal. How! poor? look upon his face; What call you rich? let them coin his nose, let them coin his cheeks; I'll not pay a denier. What, will you make a younker of me? shall I not take mine ease in mine inn, but I shall have my pocket picked? I have lost a seal-ring of my grandfather's worth forty mark. Enter Prince HENRY and Poins, marching.— FALSTAFF meets the PRINCE, playing on his truncheon like a fife. Fal. How now, lad? is the wind in that door, i'faith? must we all march? Bard. Yea, two and two, Newgate-fashion! an honest man. Host. Good my lord, hear me. Fal. Pr'ythee, let her alone, and list to me. Fal. The other night I fell asleep here behind the arras, and had my pocket picked: this house is turned bawdy-house, they pick pockets. P. Hen. What didst thou lose, Jack? Fal. Wilt thou believe me, Hal? three or four bonds of forty pound a-piece, and a seal-ring of my grandfather's. P. Hen. A trifle, some eight-penny matter. heard your grace say so: And, my lord, he Host. So I told him, my lord; and I said, I man as he is; and said, he would cudgel you. speaks most vilely of you, like a foul-mouthed P. Hen. What! he did not? Host. There's neither faith, truth, nor woman. hood in me else. Fal. There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune; nor no more truth in thee, than in a drawn fox; and for womanhood, maid Mariant may be the deputy's wife of the ward to thee. Go, you thing, go. Host. Say, what thing? what thing? Fal. What thing? why, a thing to thank God on. Host. I am no thing to thank God on, I would thou should'st know it; I am an honest man's wife: and, setting thy knighthood aside, thou art a knave to call me so. Fal. Setting thy womanhood aside, thou art a beast to say otherwise. Host. Say, what beast, thou knave thou? P. Hen. An otter, Sir John! why an otter? Fal. Why? she's neither fish, nor flesh; a man knows not where to have her. Host. Thou art an unjust man in saying so; thou or any man knows where to have me, thou knave thou! P. Hen. Thou sayest true, hostess, and he slanders thee most grossly. Host. So he doth you, my lord; and said this other day, you owed him a thousand pound. P. Hen. Sirrah, do I owe you a thousand pound? Fal. A thousand pound, Hal? a million: thy love is worth a million; thou owest me thy love. Host. Nay, my lord, he called you Jack, and said, he would cudgel you. Fal. Did I, Bardolph ? Bard. Indeed, Sir John, you said so. * A term of contempt frequently used by Shakspeare. Admiral's ship. In the story-book of Reynard the Fox.cers. |