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Ver. All furnish'd, all in arms.
Ver. There is inore news:
Doug. That's the worst tidings that I hear of yet.
unto? Ver. To thirty thousand, Hot. Forty let it be;
My father and Glendower being both away,
[Flourish of Trumpets and Drums.- Exeunt.
The Road near Coventry.
Enter Falstaff and BARDOLPH.
Fal. Bardolph, get thee before to Coventry; fill me a bottle of sack : our soldiers shall march through; we'll to Sutton-Colfield to-night.
Bard. Wilt you give me money, Captain ?
Fal. An it do, take it for thy labour; and if it make twenty, take them all; I'll answer the coinage. Bid my lieutenant Peto meet me at the town's end. Bard. I will, Captain : farewell.
[Erit. Fal, If I be not ashamed of my soldiers, I am a souced gurnet. I have misused the king's press damnably. I have got, in exchange of a hundred and fifty soldiers, three hundred and odd pounds. I press me none but good householders, yeoman's sons: inquire me out contracted bachelors, such as had been asked twice on the bans : such a commodity of warm slaves, as had as lief hear the devil as a drum; such as fear the report of a caliver, worse than a struck fowl, or a hurt wild-duck: I press me none but such toasts and butter, with hearts in their bellies no bigger than pins' heads, and they have bought out their services; and now my whole charge consists of an
cients, corporals, lieutenants, gentlemen of companies, slaves as ragged as Lazarus in the painted cloth; and such as, indeed, were never soldiers ; but discarded, unjust, servingmen, younger sons to younger brothers, revolted tapsters, and ostlers trade-fallen; the cankers of a calm world, and a long peace; and such have I to fill up the rooms of them that have bought out their services, that you would think, I had a hundred and fifty tattered prodigals, lately come from swinekeeping, from eating draff and husks. A mad fellow met me on the way, and told me, I had unloaded all the gibbets, and pressed the dead bodies. No eye hath seen such scarecrows. I'll not march through Coventry with them, that's flat :- Nay, and the villains march wide betwixt the legs, as if they had gyves on; for, indeed, I had the most of them out of prison. There's but a shirt and a half in all my company; and the half-shirt is two napkins, tacked together, and thrown over the shoulders, like a herald's coat without sleeves; and the shirt, to say the truth, stolen from my host of Saint Albans, or the red-nose inn-keeper, of Daventry. But that's all one ; they'll find linen enough on every hedge. Enter Henry, PRINCE OF WALES, and the EARL
OF WESTMORELAND. P. Hen. How now, blown Jack? how now, quilt?
Fal. What, Hal? How now, mad wag? what a devil dost thou in Warwickshire ?-My good Lrd of Westmoreland, I cry you mercy! I thought, your honour had already been at Shrewsbury,
West. 'Faith, Sir John, 'tis more than time that I were there, and you too; but my powers are there already : The king, I can tell you, looks for us all; we must away all night.
Fal. Tut, never fear me; I am as vigilant, as a cat to steal cream.
P. Hen. I think, to steal cream, indeed; for thy
theft hath already made thee butter. But tell me, Jack; Whose fellows are these that come after?
Fal. Mine, Hal, mine.
Fal. Tut, tut; good enough to toss ; food for powder, food for powder ; they'll fill a pit as well as better: tush, man, mortal men, mortal men.
West. Ay, but, Sir John, methinks, they are exceeding poor and bare; too beggarly.
Fal. 'Faith, for their poverty,-- I know not where they had that: and for their bareness, -I am sure, they never learned that of me.
P. Hen. No, I'll be sworn; unless you call three fingers on the ribs, bare. But, sirrah, make haste; Percy is already in the field.
Fal. What, is the king encamped ?
West. He is, Sir John ; I fear we shall stay too long. (Exeunt the PRINCE and WESTMORELAND.
Fal. Well, To the latter end of a fray, and the beginning of a
feast, Fits a dull fighter, and a keen guest.
Another Part of HOTSPUR's Camp.
Flourish of Trumpets and Drums.
Enter HotSPUR, EARL OF WORCESTER, EARL OF
Douglas, Sir RICHARD VERNON, GENTLEMEN,
Doug. You give him, then, advantage.
Doug. You do not counsel well;
Ver. Do me no slander, Douglas : by my life,
Doug. Yea, or to-night.
1. Ver. Come, come, it may not be. I wonder much, Being men of such great leading as you are, That you foresee not what impediments Drag back our expedition : certain horse my
cousin Vernon's, are not yet come up:
Hot. So are the horses of the enemy
Wor. The number of the king exceedeth ours:
[Trumpet sounds a Parley. Enter Sir WALTER BLUNT and Two GENTLEMEN.
Blunt. I come with gracious offers from the king, If you vouchsafe me hearing and respect.