That which you are, miftrefs o' th' feaft. Come on, Per. Sirs, you're welcome. [To Pol. and Cam. It is my father's will, I fhould take on me The hoftefsfhip o' th' day; you're welcome, Sirs. Pol. Shepherdess, A fair one are you, well you fit our ages Per. Sir, the year growing ancient, Nor yet on fummer's death, nor on the birth To get flips of them. Pol. Wherefore, gentle maiden, Do you neglect them? Per. For I have heard it faid, There is an art, which in their pideness shares Pol. Say there be, Yet nature is made better by no mean, But nature makes that mean; fo over that art, That nature makes; you fee, fweet maid, we marry A gentler fcyon to the wildest stock, And make conceive a bark of bafer kind By bud of nobler race. This is an art Which does mend nature, change it rather; but The art it felf is nature. Per. So it is Pol. Then make your garden rich in gilly-flowers, And do not call them baftards. Per. I'll not put. VOL. IV. F The The dibble in earth, to fet one flip of them: No more than were I painted, I would wish Cam. I fhould leave grazing, were I of your flock, Per. Out, alas! You'd be fo lean, that blafts of January Would blow you through and through. Now, fairest friend, That come before the fwallow dares, and take Flo. What? like a Coarfe? Per. No, like a bank, for love to lye and play on; Not like a Coarfe; or if, not to be buried But quick, and in mine arms. Come, take your flowers, Methinks I play as I have feen them do In Whitfund' paftorals: fure this robe of mine Does change my difpofition. Flo. What you do, Still betters what is done, When you speak, sweet, I'd have you do it ever; when you fing, To fing them too. When you do danee, I wish you And own no other function. Each your doing, Crowns what you're doing in the prefent deeds, Per. O Doricles, Your praises are too large; but that your youth You woo'd me the falfe way. Flo. I think you have As little fkill in fear, as I have purpose Per. I'll fwear for 'em. Pol. This is the prettiest low-born lass that ever Cam. He tells her fomething That makes her blood look out: good footh the is Clo. Come on, ftrike up. Dor. Mopfa muft be your mistress; marry, garlick To mend her kiffing with. Mop. Now in good time. Clo. Not a word, a word, we stand upon our manners, come ftrike up. Here a dance of Shepherds and Shepherdeffes. Pol. I pray, good fhepherd, what fair fwain is this Who dances with your daughter? Shep. They call him Doricles, and he boafts himself To have a worthy breeding; but I have it F 2 Upon Upon his own report, and I believe it: He looks like footh; he fays he loves my daughter, As twere my daughter's eyes: and, to be plain, Pol. She dances featly. Shep. So fhe does any thing, tho' I report it SCENE VI. Enter a Servant. Ser. O mafter, if you did but hear the pedlar at the door, you would never dance again after a tabor and pipe: no, the bag-pipe could not move you; he fings feveral tunes fafter than you'll tell mony; he utters them as he had eaten ballads, and all mens ears grow to his tunes. Clo. He could never come better; he fhall come in; I love a ballad but even too well, if it be doleful matter merrily fet down; or a very pleasant thing indeed, and fung lamentably. Ser., He hath fongs for man or woman of all fizes; no milliner can fo fit his cuftomers with gloves: he has the prettieft love-fongs for maids, fo without bawdry, (which is ftrange) with fuch delicate burthens of dil-do's, and fading's: jump her and thump her: and where fome ftretchmouth'd rafcal would, as it were, mean mischief, and break a foul gap into the matter, he makes the maid to anfwer, Whoop! do me no barm, good man; puts him off, flights him, with Whoop! do me no barm, good man. Pol. This is a brave fellow. Clo. Believe me, thou talkest of an admirable-conceited fellow; has he any unbraided wares? Ser. He hath ribbons of all the colours i'th' rainbow; points, more than all the lawyers in Bithynia can learnedly handle, tho' they come to him by the grofs: inkles, caddiffes, cambricks, lawns; why, he fings 'em over as they were Gods or Goddeffes; you would think a (mock were a fhe angel, angel, he fo chants to the feeve-band, and the work about the fquare on't. Clo. Pr'ythee bring him in, and let him approach finging. Per. Forewarn him that he use no fcurrilous words in's tunes. Clo. You have of these pedlars that have more in them than you'd think, fister. Per. Ay, good brother, or go about to think. Lawn as white as driven fnow, Come buy of me, come: come buy, come buy, Buy, lads, or elfe your laffes cry: come buy. Clo. If I were not in love with Mopfa, thou should't take no mony of me: but being enthrall'd as I am, it will alfo be the bondage of certain ribbons and gloves. Mop. I was promis'd them against the feaft, but they come not too late now. 2 Dor. He hath promis'd you more than that, or there be liars. Mop. He hath paid you all he promis'd you: 'may be he has paid you more, which will shame you to give him again. Clo. Is there no manners left among maids? will they wear their plackets where they fhould bear their faces ? is there not milking-time, when you are going to bed, or kill-hole, to whiftle off these fecrets, but you must be tittle-tattling before all our guests? 'tis well they are whifpering: charm your tongues, and not a word more. Mop. I have done come, you preinis'd me a tawdry lace, and a pair of fweet gloves. Cla. |