I pray ye, since my exion is entered, and my case so openly known to the world, let him be brought in to his answer. A hundred mark is a long one' for a poor lone woman to bear: and I have borne, and borne, and borne; and have been fubbed off, and fubbed off, and fubbed off, from this day to that day, that it is a shame to be thought on. There is no honesty in such dealing; unless a woman should be made an ass, and a beast, to bear every knave's wrong.

Enter Sir JOHN FALSTAFF, Page, and BARDOLPH.

Yonder he comes; and that arrant malmsey-nose knave, Bardolph, with him. Do your offices, do your offices, master Fang, and master Snare; do me, do me, do me your offices.

Fal. How now? whose mare's dead? what's the matter? Fang. Sir John, I arrest you at the suit of mistress Quickly.

Fal. Away, varlets !-Draw, Bardolph; cut me off the villain's head throw the quean in the channel.

Host. Throw me in the channel? I'll throw thee in the channel. Wilt thou? wilt thou? thou bastardly rogue!— Murder, murder! O thou honeysuckle villain! wilt thou kill God's officers, and the king's? O thou honey-seed rogue! thou art a honey-seed; a man queller,' and a woman queller.

Host. Good people, bring a rescue or two.-Thou wo't, wo't thou? thou wo't, wo't thou? do, do, thou rogue! do, thou hemp-seed!

Fal. Away, you scullion! you rampallian! you fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

i A hundred mark is a long one— -] i. e. A long mark or score. I have restored the reading of the old copies. Mr. Theobald and all the modern editors read loan. A hundred marks is sixty-six pounds thirteen shillings and four pence. honey-suckle villain!-honey-seed rogue !-] The landlady's corruption of homicidal and homicide.-THEOBALD.

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man queller,] i. e. A murderer.

rampallian, fustilarian!] Cant terms of abuse ;-rampallian, from rampe an impudent woman; fustilarian, from fusty.

Enter the Lord Chief Justice, attended.

Ch. Just. What's the matter? keep the peace here, ho! Host. Good my lord, be good to me! I beseech you, stand to me!

. Ch. Just. How now, sir John? what, are you brawling here?

Doth this become your place, your time, and business?
You should have been on your way to York.-
Stand from him, fellow; Wherefore hang'st thou on him?
Host. O my most worshipful lord, an't please your grace,
I am a poor widow of Eastcheap, and he is arrested at my

suit.

Ch. Just. For what sum?

Host. It is more than for some, my lord; it is for all, all I have; he hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his :-but I will have some of it out again, or I'll ride thee o'nights, like the mare.

Fal. I think, I am as like to ride the mare, if I have any vantage of ground to get up.

Ch. Just. How comes this, sir John? Fye! what man of good temper would endure this tempest of exclamation? Are you not ashamed, to enforce a poor widow to so rough a course to come by her own?

Fal. What is the gross sum that I owe thee?

Host. Marry, if thou wert an honest man, thyself and the money too. Thou didst swear to me upon a parcelgilt goblet," sitting in my Dolphin-chamber, at the round table, by a sea-coal fire, upon Wednesday in Whitsunweek, when the prince broke thy head for liking his father to a singing-man of Windsor; thou didst swear to me then, as I was washing thy wound, to marry me, and make me my lady thy wife. Canst thou deny it? Did not goodwife Keech, the butcher's wife," come in then, and call me

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-parcel-gilt goblet,] A parcel-gilt goblet is a goblet gilt only on such parts of it as are embossed.-STEEVENS.

goodwife Keech, the butcher's wife,] A keech is the fat of an ox rolled up by the butcher into a round lump.-STEEVENS.

gossip Quickly? coming in to borrow a mess of vinegar ;P telling us, she had a good dish of prawns; whereby thou didst desire to eat some; whereby I told thee, they were ill for a green wound? And didst thou not, when she was gone down stairs, desire me to be no more so familiarity with such poor people; saying, that ere long they should call me madam? And didst thou not kiss me, and bid me fetch thee thirty shillings? I put thee now to thy bookoath; deny it if thou canst.

Fal. My lord, this is a poor mad soul: and she says, up and down the town, that her eldest son is like you: she hath been in good case, and, the truth is, poverty hath distracted her. But for these foolish officers, I beseech you, I may have redress against them.

Ch. Just. Sir John, sir John, I am well acquainted with your manner of wrenching the true cause the false way. It is not a confident brow, nor the throng of words that come with such more than impudent sauciness from you, can thirst me from a level consideration; you have, as it appears to me, practised upon the easy-yielding spirit of this woman, and made her serve your uses both in purse and person.

Host. Yea, in troth, my lord.

Ch. Just. Pr'ythee, peace:-Pay her the debt you owe her, and unpay the villainy you have done with her; the one you may do with the sterling money, and the other with current repentance.

Fal. My lord, I will not undergo this sneap" without reply. You call honourable boldness, impudent sauciness: if a man will make court'sy, and say nothing, he is virtuous: No, my lord, my humble duty remembered, I will not be your suitor; I say to you, I do desire deliverance from these officers, being upon hasty employment in the king's affairs.

Ch. Just. You speak as having power to do wrong: but

Pa mess of vinegar ;] Mess seems to have been the common term for a small proportion of any thing belonging to the kitchen.-STEEVENS.

sneap-] i. e. Rebuke or check.

answer in the effect of your reputation,' and satisfy the

poor woman.

Fal. Come hither, hostess.

[Taking her aside.

Enter GOWER.

Ch. Just. Now, master Gower: What news?
Gow. The king, my lord, and Harry prince of Wales
Are near at hand: the rest the paper tells.
Fal. As I am a gentleman:--

Host. Nay, you said so before.
Fal. As I am a gentleman;-

of it.

Come, no more words

Host. By this heavenly ground I tread on, I must be fain to pawn both my plate, and the tapestry of my dining-chambers.

Fal. Glasses, glasses, is the only drinking; and for thy walls, a pretty slight drollery, or the story of the prodigal, or the German hunting in water-work, is worth a thousand of these bed-hangings, and these fly-bitten tapestries. Let it be ten pound, if thou canst. Come, an it were not for thy humours, there is not a better wench in England. Go, wash thy face, and draw thy action: Come, thou must not be in this humour with me; dost not know me? Come, come, I know thou wast set on to this.

Host. Pray thee, sir John, let it be but twenty nobles; i'faith I am loath to pawn my plate, in good earnest, la. Fal. Let it alone; I'll make other shift: you'll be a fool still.

Host. Well, you shall have it, though I pawn my gown. I hope, you'll come to supper: You'll pay me all together? Fal. Will I live?-Go, with her, with her; [to BARDOLPH.] hook on, hook on.

Host. Will you have Doll Tear-sheet meet you at supper?

answer in the effect of your reputation,] That is, answer in a manner suitable to your character.--JOHNSON.

the German hunting in water-work,] The German hunting was, I suppose, hunting the wild boar.-FARMER. In water-work means in water colours.WARBURTON.

draw-] i. e. Withdraw.

Fal. No more words; let's have her.

[Exeunt Hostess, BARDOLPH, Officers, and Page.

Ch. Just. I have heard better news.

Fal. What's the news, my good lord?

Ch. Just. Where lay the king last night?

Gow. At Basingstoke, my lord.

Fal. I hope, my lord, all's well: What's the news, my lord?

Ch. Just. Come all his forces back?

Gow. No; fifteen hundred foot, five hundred horse, Are march'd up to my lord of Lancaster,

Against Northumberland, and the archbishop.

Fal. Comes the king back from Wales, my noble lord? Ch. Just. You shall have letters of me presently: Come, go along with me, good master Gower. Fal. My lord!

Ch. Just. What's the matter?

Fal. Master Gower, shall I entreat you with me to dinner?

Gow. I must wait upon my good lord here: I thank you, good sir John.

Ch. Just. Sir John, you loiter here too long, being you are to take soldiers up in counties as you go.

Fal. Will you sup with me, master Gower?

Ch. Just. What foolish master taught you these manners, sir John ?

Fal. Master Gower, if they become me not, he was a fool that taught them me.-This is the right fencing grace, my lord; tap for tap, and so part fair.

Ch. Just. Now the Lord lighten thee! thou art a great fool. [Exeunt.

SCENE II.

The same. Another Street.

Enter Prince HENRY and POINS.

P. Hen. Trust me, I am exceedingly weary.

Poins. Is it come to that? I had thought, weariness durst not have attached one of so high blood.