Oli. Who has done this, sir Andrew? Sir Ana. The count's gentleman, one Cesario: we took him for a coward, but he's the very devil incardinate. Duke. My gentleman, Cesario! Sir And. Od's lifelings, here he is:- You broke my head for nothing; and that that I did, I was set on to do't by sir Toby. Vio. Why do you speak to me? I never hurt you: You drew your sword upon me, without cause; But I bespake you fair, and hurt you not. Sir And. If a bloody coxcomb be a hurt, you have hurt me; I think, you set nothing by a bloody coxcomb. Enter Sir TOBY BELCH, drunk, led by the Clown. Here comes sir Toby halting, you shall hear more: but if he had not been in drink, he would have tickled you othergatess than he did. Duke. How now, gentleman? How is't with you? Sir To. That's all one; he has hurt me, and there's the end on't.-Sot, did'st see Dick surgeon, sot? Clo. O he's drunk, sir Toby, an hour agone; his eyes were set at eight i' the morning. Sir To. Then he's a rogue. After a passy-measure, or a pavin; I hate a drunken rogue. Oli. Away with him: Who hath made this havoc with them! Sir And. I'll help you, sir Toby, because we'll be dressed together. Sir To. Will you help an ass-head, and a coxcomb, and a knave? a thin-faced knave, a gull? Oli. Get him to bed, and let his hurt be look'd to. [Exeunt Clown, Sir TOBY and Sir ANDREW. Enter SEBASTIAN. Seb. I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your kins man; But had it been the brother of my blood, We made each other but so late ago. Seb. O, that record is lively in my soul! He finished, indeed, his mortal act That day that made my sister thirteen years. Vio. If nothing lets to make us happy both, But this my masculine usurp'd attire, Do not embrace me, till each circumstance Of place, time, fortune, do cohere, and jump, That I am Viola: which to confirm, I'll bring you to a captain in this town, Where lie my maiden weeds; by whose gentle help I was preserv'd, to serve this noble count: All the occurrence of my fortune since Hath been between this lady and this lord. Seb. So comes it, lady, you have been mistook: [TO OLIVIA. But nature to her bias drew in that. You would have been contracted to a maid; Nor are you therein, by my life, deceived, You are betroth'd both to a maid and man. Duke. Be not amaz'd; right noble is his blood.If this be so, as yet the glass seems true, I shall have share in this most happy wreck: Boy, thou hast said to me a thousand times, [TO VIOLA. Thou never shouldst love woman like to me. Duke. Give me thy hand; And let me see thee in thy woman's weeds. Vio. The captain, that did bring me first on shore, Hath my maid's garments: he, upon some action, Is now in durance; at Malvolio's suit, A gentleman, and follower of my lady's. Öli. He shall enlarge him; - Fetch Malvolio hither: And yet, alas, now I remember me, Re-enter Clown, with a Letter. From my remembrance clearly banish'd his.— How does he, sirrah? stave's end, as well as a man in his case may do: Clo. Truly, madam, he holds Beelzebub at the he has here writ a letter to you; I should have given it to you to-day morning; but as a madman's epistles are no gospels, so it skills not much, when they are delivered. Óli. Open it, and read it. Clo. Look then to be well edified, when the fool delivers the madman: By the Lord, madam,Oli. How now, art thou inad? Clo. No, madam, I do but read madness: an your Duke. One face, one voice, one habit, and two ladyship will have it as it ought to be, you must persons; A natural perspective, that is, and is not. How have the hours rack'd and tortur'd me, Ant. Sebastian are you? Fear'st thou that, Antonio? Ant. How have you made division of yourself? An apple, cleft in two, is not more twin Than these two creatures. Which is Sebastian? Oli. Most wonderful! Seb. Do I stand there? I never had a brother: Nor can there be that deity in my nature, Of here and every where, I had a sister, Whom the blind waves and surges have devour'd:Of charity, what kin are you to me! [TO VIOLA. What countryman? what name? what parentage? Vio. Of Messaline: Sebastian was my father; Such a Sebastian was my brother too, So went he suited to his watery tomb: If spirits can assume both form and suit, You come to fright us. Seb. A spirit I am, indeed; But am in that dimension grossly clad, Which from the womb I did participate. Were you a woman, as the rest goes even, I should my tears let fall upon your cheek, And say-Thrice welcome, drowned Viola! Vio. My father had a mole upon his brow. Seb. And so had mine. Vio. And died that day when Viola from her birth Had number'd thirteen years allow vox. Oli. Pr'ythee, read i' thy right wits. Clo. So I do, madonna; but to read his right wits is to read thus: therefore perpend, my princess and give ear. Ol. Read it you, sirrah. [TO FABIAN. Fab. [Reads. By the lord, madam, you wrong me, and the world shall know it: though you have put me into darkness, and given your drunken cousin rule over me, yet have I the benefit of my senses as well as your ladyship. I have your own letter that induced me to the semblance I put on; with the which I doubt not but to do myself much right, or you much shame. Think of me as you please. I leave my duty a little unthought of, and Speak out of my injury. The madly used Oli. Did he write this? Clo. Ay, madam. MALVOLIO. Duke. This savors not much of distraction. Oli. See him deliver'd, Fabian; bring him hither. [Exit FABIAN. My lord, so please you, these things further thought Ay, my lord, the same: Madam, you have done me wrong, Have I, Malvolio? no. Notorious wrong. Oli. Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing, First told me, thou wast mad; then cam'st in smiling, 1 Fool. May rather pluck on laughter than revenge; Oli. Alas, poor fool! how have they baffled thee! Clo. Why, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrown upon them. I was one, sir, in this interlude; one sir To pas, sir; but that's all one:- By the Lord, fool, 1 um not mad-But do you remember? Madam, why laugh you at such a barrren rascal? an you smile not, he's gagg'd: And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges. Mal. I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you. (Exit. Oli. He hath been most notoriously abused. Clo. When that I was and a little tiny boy, But when I came to man's estate, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, 'Gainst knave and thief men shut their gate, For the rain it raineth every day. But when I came, alas! to wire, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, But when I came unto my bed, When hey, ho, the wind and the rain, A great while ago the world begun, Shall serve. MEASURE FOR MEASURE. PERSONS REPRESENTED. VINCENTIO, Duke of Vienna. ANGELO, Lord Deputy in the Duke's absence. FROTH, a foolish gentleman. CLOWN, Servant to Mrs. Overdone. ESCALUS, an ancient Lord, joined with Angelo in ABHORSON, an Executioner. the deputation. CLAUDIO, a young Gentleman. LUCIO, a Fantastic. Two other like Gentlemen. VARRIUS, a Gentleman, Servant to the Duke. Provost. THOMAS, Two Friars. ELBOW, a simple Constable. BARNARDINE, a dissolute Prisoner. ISABELLA, Sister to Claudio. Mistress OVERDONE, a bawd. Lords, Gentlemen, Guards, Officers, and other Attendants. SCENE.-Vienna. ACT I. SCENE I.-An Apartment in the Duke's Palace. Enter Duke, ESCALUS, and Lords. Duke. Escalus, Esc. My lord. Duke. Of government the properties to unfold, Would seem in me t' affect speech and discourse, Since I am put to know, that your own science Exceeds in that the lists of all advice My strength can give you: Then no more remains I say, bid come before us, Angelo.- Duke. Enter ANGELO. Call Look, where he comes. Ang. Always obedient to your grace's will, I come to know your pleasure. Angelo, Duke. There is a kind of character in thy life, That, to th' observer, doth thy history Fully unfold:-Thyself, and thy belongings, Are not thine own so proper, as to waste Thyself upon thy virtues, them on thee. Heaven doth with us, as we with torches do, Not light them for themselves: for if our virtues Did not go forth of us, 'twere all alike As if we had them not. Spirits are not finely touch'd Both thanks and use: but I do bend my speech In our remove, be thou at full ourself; Live in thy tongue and heart: Old Escalus, Yet, give leave, my lord, Nor need you, on mine honor, have to do As to your soul seems good:-Give me your hand: I'll privily away; I love the people, But do not like to stage me to their eyes: Nor do I think the man of safe discretion Lucio. Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate, that went to sea with the ten commandments, but scraped one out of the table. 2 Gent. Thou shalt not steal? Lucio. Ay, that he razed. 1 Gent. Why, 'twas a commandment to command the captain and all the rest from their functions; they put forth to steal: there's not a soldier of us all, that, in the thanksgiving before meat, doth relish the petition well that prays for peace. 2 Gent. I never heard any soldier dislike it. Lucio. I believe thee; for, I think, thou never wast where grace was said. 2 Gent. No? a dozen times at least. 1 Gent. What? in metre? Lucio. In any proportion, or in any language. 1 Gent. I think, or in any religion. Lucio. Ay! why not? Grace is grace, despite of all controversy: as, for example, thou thyself art a wicked villain, despite of all grace. 1 Gent. Well, there went but a pair of sheers between us.2 Lucio. I grant; as there may between the lists and the velvet: thou art the list. 1 Gent. And thou the velvet: thou art good velvet: thou art a three-pil'd piece, I warrant thee: I had as lief be a list of an English kersey, as be pil'd, as thou art pil'd, for a French velvet. Do I speak feelingly now? Lucio. I think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful feeling of thy speech: I will, out of thine own confession, learn to begin thy health; but, whilst I live, forget to drink after thee. 1 Gent. I think I have done myself wrong; have I not? 2 Gent. Yes, that thou hast; whether thou art tainted, or free. Lucio. Behold, behold, where Madam Mitigation comes! I have purchased as many diseases under her roof, as come to 2 Gent. To what, I pray? 1 Gent. Judge. 2 Gent. To three thousand dollars a year. 1 Gent. Ay, and more. Lucio. A French crown more. 1 Gent. Thou art always figuring diseases in me: but thou art full of error; I am sound. Lucio. Nay, not as one would say, healthy, but so sound, as things that are hollow: thy bones are hollow; impiety has made a feast of thee. Lucio But, after all this fooling, I would not have it so: art thou sure of this! Bawd. I am too sure of it; and it is for getting Madam Julietta with child. Lucio. Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two hours since; and he was ever precise in promise-keeping. 2 Gent. Besides, you know, it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose. 1 Gent. But most of all, agreeing with the proclamation. Lucio. Away; let's go learn the truth of it. [Exeunt Lucio and Gentlemen. Bawd. Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat; what with the gallows, and what with poverty, I am custom-shrunk. How now! what's the news with you! Enter Clown. Clown. Yonder man is carried to prison. Band. But what's his offence? Clown. Groping for trouts in a peculiar river. Buwd. What, is there a maid with child by him? Clown. No; but there's a woman with maid by him: you have not heard of the proclamation, have you? Bawd. What proclamation, man?. Clown. All houses in the suburbs of Vienna must be pluck'd down. Bawd. And what shall become of those in the city! Clown. They shall stand for seed: they had gone down too, but that a wise burgher put in for them. Bawd. But, shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down? Clown. To the ground, mistress. Bawd. Why, here's a change indeed in the commonwealth: what shall become of me? Clown. Come, fear not you; good counsellors lack no clients. Though you change your place, you need not change your trade; I'll be your tapster still. Courage; there will be pity taken on you: you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you will be considered. Bawd. What's to do here! Thomas Tapster, let's withdraw. Clown. Here comes Signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison: and there's madam Juliet. SCENE III- The same. [Exeunt. Enter Provost, CLAUDIO, JULIET, and Officers. Claud. Fellow, why dost thou show me thus to the world. Bear me to prison, where I am committed. Prov. I do it not in evil disposition, But from lord Angelo by special charge. Claud. Thus can the demi-god, Authority, Make us pay down for our offence by weight.The words of heaven; on whom it will, it will; On whom it will not, so; yet still 'tis just. Enter LUCIO. Lucio. Why, how now, Claudio? whence comes this restraint? Claud. From too much liberty, my Lucio, liberty: As surfeit is the father of much fast, Lucio. If I could speak so wisely under an arrest, I would send for certain of my creditors: And yet, to say the truth, I had as lief have the foppery of freedom, as the morality of imprisonment.-What's thy offence, Claudio? Claud. What, but to speak of would offend again. Lucio. Lechery? Claud. Call it so. Prov. Away, sir; you must go. Claud. One word, good friend:-Lucio, a word with you. [Takes him aside. The sweating sickness. Lucio. A hundred, if they'll do you any good. Is lechery so loox'd after! Claud. Thus stands it with me:- Upon a true contract, I got possession of Julietta's bed; Remaining in the coffer of her friends; From whom we thought it meet to hide our love, Claud. Unhappily, even so. And the new deputy now for the duke,— A horse whereon the governor doth ride, He can command, let's it straight fee. the spur: Or in his eminence that fills it up, I stagger in: -But this new governor Which have, like unscoured armor, hung by the wall So long, that nineteen zodiacs have gone round, Lucio. I warrant, it is: and thy head stands so tickle on thy shoulders, that a milk-maid, if she be in love, may sigh it off. Send after the duke, and appeal to him. Claud. I have done so, but he's not to be found. I pr'ythee, Lucio, do me this kind service: This day my sister should the cloister enter, And there receive her approbation: Acquaint her with the danger of my state; Implore her, in my voice, that she make friends To the strict deputy: bid herself assay him; I have great hope in that: for in her youth There is a prone and speechless dialect, Such as moves men : beside, she hath prosperous art When she will play with reason and discourse, And well she can persuade. Lucio. I pray, she may: as well for the encouragement of the like, which else would stand under grievous imposition; as for the enjoying of thy life, who I would be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack. I'll to her. Claud. I thank you, good friend Lucio. Claud. Come, officer, away. SCENE IV-A Monastery. Enter Duke and Friar THOMAS. [Exeunt. Duke. No; holy father; throw away that thought; Believe not that the dribbling dart of love Can pierce a complete bosom: why I desire thee To give me secret harbor, hath a purpose More grave and wrinkled than the aims and ends Of burning youth. Fri. May your grace speak of it? (A man of stricture and firm abstinence) Duke. We have strict statutes, and most biting laws, (The needful bits and curbs for headstrong steeds.) To unloose this tied-up justice when you pleas'd; And it in you more dreadful would have seem'd, Than in lord Angelo. Duke. I do fear, too dreadful: Sith 'twas my fault, to give the people scope, 'Twould be iny tyranny to strike, and gall them For what I bid them do: For we bid this be done, When evil deeds have their permissive pass, And not the punishment. Therefore, indeed, my father, I have on Angelo imposed the office; To do it slander: And to behold his sway, I will, as 'twere a brother of your order, Visit both prince and people: therefore, I pr'ythee, Is more to bread than stone: Hence shall we see, SCENE V.- A Nunnery. Enter ISABELLA and FRANCISCA. Isab. And have you nuns no further privileges? Turn you the key, and know his business of him; men, But in the presence of the prioress: Then, if you speak, you must not show your face; or if you show your face, you must not speak. He calls again; I pray you answer him. [Exit FRANCISCA. Isab. Peace and prosperity! Who is't that calls? Enter Lucio. Lucio. Hail, virgin, if you be; as those cheek-roses Proclaim you are no less! Can you so stead me, As bring me to the sight of Isabella, A novice of this place, and the fair sister Isab. Why her unhappy brother? let me ask; Lucio. Gentle and fair, your brother kindly greets you: Not to be weary with you, he's in prison. Lucio. For that which if myself might be his Judge, He should receive his punishment in thanks: Isab. Sir, make me not your story. It is true. I would not- -though 'tis my familiar sin Isab. You do blaspheme the good in mocking me. Your brother and his lover have embraced: • Do not make a jest of me. In few and true words. |