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of his knowing simper; but, telling him that he should return in a short time, stalked from the hotel as if the majesty of England were centred in his person.

On returning to the Heath, he found, as he had expected, the fair Priscilla awaiting his advent by the horse-pond. She received him with a blush, to which he replied by a squeeze; and then, emboldened by the wine he had drunk, went on in a strain of high-flown panegyric which rapidly thawed the heart of the too susceptible Miss Spriggins. Dick was not the lad to do things by halves. Neck or nothing was his motto; and accordingly, before he had been ten minutes in company with his fair one, he had succeeded in drawing from her a confession that she preferred him to all the suitors she had ever had. This point gained, our hero adroitly changed the conversation; talked of his prospects when his father's estates in the North should come into his possession; of his friend Lord Theodore Thickskull, to whom he should be so proud to introduce his Priscilla; and of his intention to sell out of the army the instant she consented to be his.

Thus chatting, Dick-accidentally to all appearance-drew his companion on towards Highgate, when, suddenly putting on a look of extreme wonder, he exclaimed, "Who'd have thought it! We are close by the Tunnel. Ah! dearest Priscilla, you see how time flies when we are with those we love! And, now that you are here, my angel, you cannot surely refuse to honour my hotel with your presence. Nay, not a word; it is hard by, and I am sure you must be fatigued after your walk."

The lady protested that she could not think of entering an hotel with a single man. She did, however; and was so favourably impressed with the respect shown to Dick by the waiter, who with his finger beside his nose implied that all was ready, that had she ever harboured distrust, this circumstance alone would have effectually banished it from her mind.

No sooner had the parties entered Dick's private apartment, than, strange to tell, they beheld a bottle of port wine standing on the table. And, lo! there also were two glasses! Of course our hero could not but present one to Priscilla, who received it, nothing loth, though affecting extreme coyness. Its effects were soon visible. Her bleak blue nose assumed a faint mulberry tinge, her eyes sparkled, and she simpered, languished, and ogled Dick, sighing the while, with a sort of dieaway insensibility, intended to show the extreme tenderness of her nature. These blandishments, which our hero returned with compound interest, were, however, soon put an end to, by the lady's suddenly rising, and requesting him to chaperon her home, as it was getting late, and her brother would be uneasy at her absence. Dick complied, though with apparent reluctance, and, as he passed through the hall with Priscilla hanging on his arm, he could see the landlady peeping at him through the yellow gauze blinds of the tap-room window.

It was now confirmed twilight; the dicky-birds were asleep in their nests; the Highgate toll-bar looked vague and spectral in the gloom; and nought disturbed the solemn silence of the hour, save the pot-boys calling" Beer!" at the cottages by the road-side. As Dick rambled on, under the pretence of leading Miss Spriggins by a short cut home, his thoughts took the hue of the season, and he became pensive and abstracted. He looked at Priscilla, and sighed; while she reciprocated the respiration, heaving up from the depths of her cesophagus a sigh that might have upset a schooner. And thus the enamoured pair pursued their walk, Dick every now and then squeezing his com panion's hand with the gentle compression of a blacksmith's vice. 'Twas a spectacle gratifying to a benevolent heart, the sight of those devoted lovers, so wrapt up in each other as to be regardless of the extraordinary beauties of the picturesque scen about them. The dog-rose bloomed in the hedge, but they inhaled not its fragrance.

The ducks quacked in the verdant ditch beside their path, but they heeded not their euphonious ejaculations. Their own sweet thoughts were enough for them. Surrounding nature was as nought-they seemed alone in creation-the sole denizens of Middlesex !

His gun I know to be short from the mark which the muzzle made by rubbing the bark of the tree against which it leaned; that his dog is small I know by his track; and that he has a bob-tail I discovered by the mark it made in the dust where he was sitting, while his master was busied about my meat.

By this time the moon had climbed the azure vault of heaven; the last Omnibus had set down the last man; when lo! before he was aware of Although the lower orders of the Irish are famous his contiguity, Dick found himself close to the for a species of ready wit, mingling volatility turnpike. 'Twas a critical moment; but the and a rich vein of humour, they are no less marked young man was desperate, and desperation knows by a quaintness of expression and mental reservano impossibilities. Changing the sentimental tone tion, calenlated to gain time, evade inquiry, or he had hitherto adopted, he burst into the most having that brought home to them which they wish frenzied exclamations of grief; stated the necesto avoid of this last complexion is Shelah's sity he was under of immediately joining his regi- answer to a country Magistrate-"What's gone ment at Carlisle, which he should have done long of your husband, Shelah ?" "What's gone of him, before had not his love for Priscilla kept him your Honour's Worship; faith, and he's gone lingering in the vicinity of Hampstead; that he had dead." "Aye, pray what did he die of?" "Die not the heart to state this before; but, now that of, your Honour, he died of a Tuesday." "I don't he had explained his situation, he felt that he mean the day, but the complaint?" "Oh! comshould not survive the shock of a separation. plaint, your Honour, faith, its himself did not "There," said he, pointing to the carriage, which get time to complain." "Oh! aye, he died sudwas but a few yards off, "there is the detested denly?" "Rather that way, your Worship." vehicle destined to bear me far away from thee! "Did he fall down in a fit?" (No answer from Why had I not the candour to explain my position Shelah.) "He fell down in a fit perhaps? "A till this moment? Alas! who, situated as I am, fit your Honour's Worship; why no, not exactly could have acted otherwise? Lady, I love-adore-that-he-he fell out of a window, or a door, I doat-on you to distraction! Let us fly, then, and don't know what they call it" "Aye, aye, and he link our fates together. You speak not, alas !" broke his neck ?" "No; not quite that, your "Good Heavens!" replied the bewildered Miss Worship." "What then;""There was a bit Spriggins, "impossible! What would the world of a string, or cord, or that like, and-it throttled say? Oh fie, Captain Felix !-to think that I poor Mick." "And pray for what did he suffer?" should have been exposed to—" "Suffer, your Worship, (weeping), faith, only for "Come, Priscilla,-my Priscilla,-and let us embellishing (embezzling) a trife that he taught hasten to be happy. The respected clergyman at was his own; but his master said it was not, and Gretna--" so they swore away his precious life, and that's all; for Mick's as innocent as the babe unborn."

"An elopement !-Monstrous!-Oh! that I should have lived to hear such a proposition!"

Need the sequel be insisted on? Dick wept, prayed, capered, tore his hair, and acted a thousand shrewd extravagances; swore he would hang himself to the toll-bar, or cut his throat with an oyster-knife, if his own dear Priscilla did not consent to unite her destiny with his; and, in fact so worked upon the damsel's sensibilities, that she had no help for it but to gasp forth a reluctant consent. An instant, and all was ready for departure. Crack went the whip, round went the wheels, and away went the fond couple to Gretnagreen, rattling along the high north road at the rate of fourteen miles an hour!

Thus he who at nine o'clock in the morning was an adventurer without a sixpence in his pocket, by the same hour in the evening was a gentleman in possession of a woman worth eight hundred pounds per annum !—Gentle reader, truth is strange stranger than fiction.-Bentley's Miscellany.

SAGACITY OF A SAVAGE.

The sagacity of savages often transcends all that the boasted learning of schools and colleges can show. A North American Indian, upon returning home to his cabin, discovered that his venison, which had been hung up to dry was stolen. After taking his observations on the spot he set off in pursuit of the thief, whom he tracked through the woods. Meeting some persons on his route he inquired if they had seen a little old white man, with a short gun, and accompanied by a small dog with a bob tail? They answered in the affirmative; and, upon the Indian assuring them that the man thus described had stolen his venison, they desired to be informed how he was able to give so minute a description of a person whom, to them it appeared he had never seen? The Indian replied, "The thief, I know is a little man, by his having made a pile of stones to stand upon, in order to reach the venison from the height at which I hung it while standing on the ground; that he is an old man I know by his short steps, which I have traced over the dead leaves in the woods; and that he is a white man I know by his turning out his toes when he walks, which an Indian never does.

Shoe-black Bonham, it is well known, plays an "Does he mark the excellent game at whist. cards ever?" inquirea Peel of Ross. "Every time they pass through his hands," rejoined the toady. "In what way?" asked Sir Robert. "In the way that men usually mark cards who sit down to play with unclean hands." The eulogist of Burdett smiled.

TO CORRESPONDENTS.

The following are accepted-The Warrior's Bride, I Think of Thee, and Affection. We can only say at present respecting the communications of MR. CROW, R. R. R. and V. P. that they have been received.

The following are declined and lie at our publisher's addressed to their respective authors, Little Tom, Love & Affection, Moonlight, & Windsor Castle. Correspondents are requested to send their communications not later than Wednesday previous to publication, addressed to the l'ictoria Literary Club, at their office, 12, Wellington St. Strand.

THE STAR.

No. III. will be published on Saturday, September 2, with which will be presented a most exquisite Lithograph "The Maid."

No. IV. will contain a companion to the above "The Widow." This beautiful pair of drawings have been obtained, by permission, from the portfolio of GNIB BOJ, and executed on stone by the celebrated EDWARDS. These admirable pictures have been acknowledged by those who have seen them to be the most delicate and beautiful prints, ever presented to the Public.

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No. 3-VOL. I.]

THE MAID.

(Written expressly for the Star.)

"BRITAIN'S BRIGHT STAR, THE QUEEN OF OUR ISLE."

LONDON, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1837.

What magic in the name! associated, as it is, with all that is lovely, beautiful and innocent. A virgin, such as our fascinating Queen, having attained that year, when charms are in full bloom, and Cupid ambushes in beauty's dimples-a virgin such as Victoria, blending all the elegancies of mind with personal grace, "beaming in all the brightness both of reason and romance," at once commanding the heart and captivating the judgment with high endowment, generous purpose and ripening hope, is earth's choicest ornament, the loveliest type of the angelic race.

We shall not restrict ourselves to that class of beauties represented in our engraving. We shall not attempt to assign the palm to the dark or blue eyed maid, because both are alike captivating. Let us imagine a beauty, or, rather, recal to our recollection some fine original which we have

seen.

Lætitia was a paragon of perfection as regarded endowments of person and mind. She had a sylph-like form. Her countenance was remarkable for that nicety of proportions, those exquisitely-chiseled features, which forbade the statuary's imitation. Her fine forehead was surmounted by a profusion of raven ringlets, which threw out in strong contrast the snowy fairness of her neck. An aquiline nose, ruby lips, on which a smile constantly played, disclosing beautiful rows of pearls, and eyes,

whose jetty fringe

Kiss'd her soft cheeks' blooming tinge;" lighted up with sentiment, gave a character of resistless attraction to her divine countenance. Such was Lætitia. What an exquisite beauty!

But Lætitia has her rivals. There is the beauteous Mary, who seems made for love. Auburn locks waving in luxuriant ringlets, and soft, blue, passion-glancing eyes are the very chosen artillery of Cupid.

We might proceed mid rich varieties, and know not where to rest the eye. How man, in all his perfection, sinks into insignificance, physical and moral, when contrasted with woman, rich in

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beauty and full of tenderness!
exquisite compliment of Nature's bard-
"Auld nature swears, the lovely dears
Her noblest work she classes O,
Her 'prentice han' she tried on man,
And then she made the lasses O!"

And, ah! how base the wretch that would com

mit havoc on such a treasure, and, with ruthless hand, mow down the fairest blossoms of animated

nature!

How cruel the seducer, whose victim is unsuspecting innocence itself! And, how base and heartless the world which frowns on, and shuts the door of repentance against the hapless victim of seduction! How heart-touching, how thrilling the words of the good Goldsmith, whose language is the eloquence of feeling in all its purity

"When lovely woman stoops to folly,
And finds too late that men betray,
What charm can soothe her melancholy,
What art can wash her guilt away?
The only art her guilt to cover,

To hide her shame from every eye,
To give repentance to her lover,

And wring his bosom-is to die!"

But virgins have other enemies. How often do avaricious parents rob the daughter's young heart of budding joy!-offer her a sacrifice in all the spring of beauty to the rugged winter of old age, with nothing but gold, the dross of this nether world, to commend him to notice? How cruel to hope that young blood in the heyday bloom of life would sympathize with the frozen current of wintry age! Alas! avarice robs the heart of humanity. It is well said by a writer of surpassing delicacy of sentiment-" Avarice in Europe, jealousy in Persia, ceremony in China, poverty among the Turks, and lust in Circassia, oppose Cupid." How unhappily verified in our day are such sacrifices of lovely woman!

May we have a reform under the auspices of our young Queen-may she, elevated on the highest pinnacle, shed on all below her the benignant influence of example, and give to virtue the sanction of ascendant royalty! May we not only have revived an Elizabethan æra in literature, but a new era of morals, the dethronement of avarice, and the expulsion from our isle of that cold for

"Domestic happiness, that only bliss
Of Paradise that has surviv'd the fall!"

May virtue soon reassert the supremacy of her golden age! F.

ON EXPRESSION.

What is expression? or what is any thing without expression? A body without a soul-a sound without a meaning. What is the most beautiful face, even in a picture, without expression of A dull uninteresting mass. What is some sort? the most exquisite combination of musical notes without expression? Nothing it produces no effect, tonches no heart, moves no passion.

Expression I take to be a sort of younger sister to Energy, and nearly related to Fancy. What is a poem without energy? A mere vapid sing-song collection of words, fit only to lull a child to repose. No, no! every poem, and not only every poem, but every stanza, should possess both fancy and energy. According to Warton, in his most exquisite ode to the former, of which the underwritten lines are the most beautiful, as being the most energetic :

"Oh, warm enthusiastic maid,
Without thy powerful vital aid,
That breathes an energy divine,
And gives a soul to every line.
Well may I strive with lips profane,
To utter an unhallow'd strain;
Nor dare to touch the sacred string,

Save when with smiles thou bidst me sing." Expression and energy are not only requisite for beauty, and for touching the heart and feelings in music, poetry and painting; they are necessary to make persons agreeable in the daily occurrences of life. What is reading aloud without expression? or what is conversation, even in a common know that the most trite everyday subjects may be morning visit, without expression? And we all rendered pleasing when animated by cheerful or peculiar expression.

Expression is also necessary in handwriting. Here, I think I hear some monotonous sort of a mini sort of a hand, exclaim, What nonsense! lady, who writes a small monotonous miminipiWhat a far-fetched idea! who ever heard of any thing so absurd? Yes, my dear Miminipimini, there is expression in handwriting; and to show you that there is, you need only make the followpiece of poetry, in your own Lilliputian, unmeaning experiment:-Copy any essay, ode or other

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ing, monotonous, mincing handwriting, and let and a half. One minute and a half out of every your cousin Energetica copy the self same poem ten, allowing sixteen hours to a snuff taking day, or essay in her free varied style of handwriting, amounts to two hours and twenty-four minutes well mixed up with capitals, marks of interjection, If obesity has been the subject of ungenerous every natural day; or one day out of ten. divided into stanzas and paragraphs, even without dashes; then give your two copies into the hand jokes, leanness has not passed unnoticed. An day out of every ten amounts to thirty-six days and a half within the year. Hence, if we suppose of some person of eren only mediocre taste and anecdote is related of a Reverend Doctor, of a powers of reading aloud; you will at once per- by a fellow with the following salutation:-"Well, cated to tickling his nose, and two more to blowvery ghostly appearance, who was one day accosted the practice to be persisted in for forty years, two entire years of the snuff-taker's lite will be dediceive the effects of the mere handwriting. In reading the copy made by the brilliant Energetica, Doctor, I hope you have taken care of your soul?" ing it. The expence of snuff, snuff boxes and Why, my friend?" said the divine. "Because," handkerchiefs is not here insisted on, though they is not worth caring for " replied the impertinent interlocutor, your body would make a separate essay by themselves, in Frenchman being ordered by his Sangrado to A poor diminutive which it might be made to appear, that this luxury drink a quart of ptisan a-day, replied, with a encroaches as much on the income of the snuffheavy sigh, "Alas! doctor, that I cannot do, taker as it does on his time; and that by a proper Choiseuil, a remarkably meagre man, came to since I only hold a pint." When the Duke de application of the time and money thus lost to the London to negotiate a peace, Charles Townshend charge of the national debt.—Lord Stanhope. being asked whether the French Government had did not know, but they had sent the outline of an sent the preliminaries of a treaty, answered, "He

you will perceive, that, though the reader be devoid of energy himself, he will be involuntarily compelled to give it, in some degree, the expression indicated by the handwriting of this ardentminded personage, and which has the almost appear to be one of merit. On the contrary, in magical effect of making an indifferent composition reading the copy of the same composition made by the fair Miminipimini, you will find the person who reads it instantly at fault. His eyes and his imagination appear dimmed and obscured by the difficulty of deciphering the minute character, a sleepy monotony, consonant with the minute monotony of the handwriting, will instantly seize upon his tone of voice; and should the piece be of any length, it is ten to one both the reader and the hearer are nearly asleep before the conclusion of it.

What makes the singing of Braham so admirable? It is expression in the notes, and judicious energy in the pronunciation of the words of his songs. What makes the portraits of Raeburn so superior? Expression. In his bold, manly, vigorous portraits, he studied, he seized upon expression. The mind, the soul, beaming through the eyes of his admirable likenesses, seem to speak of themselves, and appear ready to address you as you gaze upon them."

I cannot bear a song or a piece of music composed without energy or sung without expression, even sung by the most melodious voice from a beautiful mouth. But I must not hence be imagined to admire loud, sudden, noisy, bursts of expression. No, no. The finest, deepest, most touching expression, may be produced in a soft tone of voice, in low and solemn notes, particularly in sacred music. Oh, that instructors would endeavour to infuse this soul of music into their pupils! Oh, that they would abandon the laborious unmeaning brilliancies of rapid and difficult execution, for those sweet energetic hearttouching melodies, rendered doubly beautiful by expression!

THE BRIDEGROOM TO HIS SLEEPING
BRIDE.

Sleep lov'd one, sleep--thy tangled hair
Flows loosely o'er thy bosom bare,
Yet sleep in peace-no prying eye,
Saving thy lover's own, is nigh,
Sleep, dearest, sleep-thy lover's breast
Pillows thy rest.

Sleep on, sleep on-nay, do not start-
'Tis but thy lover's beating heart,
Whose pulses throb against thy cheek,
Tokening the love they cannot speak.
Sweet dreamer, sleep-thy lover's eye
Is watching nigh.

Sleep on, sleep on, sweet folded flower,
Till rosy morning's dawning hour;
Sleep and dream on-thy lover's arm
Is fondly sheltering thee from harm;
Sleep and fear not-thy lover's ear

Is listening near.
Omnipotent of earth and heaven!
By whom all blissful gifts are given-
To whom this treasur'd one I owe
That sleeps upon my bosom now-
I give the thanks for every bliss,

But most for this

Ambassador."

THE WARRIOR'S BRIDE.

Go, leave me for the battle field,

Where valour points to fame;

For there thy polish'd sword must wield,
To win a warrior's name.

Here, take this scarf with roses bound,
'Tis one I've wove for thee,

And when thou art with victory crown'd,
O still remember me.

Place the plum'd helmet on thy brow
I deck'd for thee in youth,
That sparkled when you breath'd the vow
Of never failing truth.

Though doubts and fears now fill my breast,
I will not damp thy glee;
But when thou art by few caress'd,
O still remember me.

Thy banner waving in the air,

Let none its glory mar;
But let it reign triumphant there,
Amid the ranks of war.

No longer on thy couch recline,
But haste, to glory flee!
When laurels round thy brow shall twine,
O still remember me.

Thy jet-black steed doth proudly prance
Upon the turf beneath;
Bind to thy side the quiv'ring lance,
And gain the victor's wreath.
And when the trumpet's thrilling blast
Shall tell thy country's free,
O, when thy pulse shall beat its last,
O still remember me.

A TRAGICAL INCIDENT,

A. M.

At an Indian wedding in the Phillippine Islands, the bride retired from the company, in order to go down to the river and wash her feet. As she was thus employed, an aligator seized her. Her shrieks brought the people to the place, who saw her between the monster's teeth, and just drawn The bridegroom instantly plunged after, with his dagger in his hand, and pursued the ravisher. After a desperate conflict, he made him deliver up his prey, and swam to shore with the body of his dead wife in his arms.

under water.

public, a fund might be constituted for the dis

There is a sort of tacit warfare between smokers and snuff-takers; which of these habits is the most wholesome and profitable, we shall leave them to judge from the following extract :—

POISONING FROM TOBACCO.-Mary Turner, a child of six years of age, living at Stratford, on Thursday last, swallowed a portion of half-smoked tobacco, which she took out of her mother's pipe, and in the evening was seized with violent retching, which continued until next day, when she died. This was from the poisonous oil contained in the tobacco, and which exudes in smoking.Medical Adviser.

AFFECTION.

Thou blest of the blessings that heav'n dispenses,
Improving the heart and refining the senses,
Inspiring the mind with the feelings most tender,
Whose sympathies soft thou alone dost engender.
How sweet is that bondage where kindred relations
Are swayed by that love which thy spirit occasions,
Unsever'd with discords by envy suggested,
Unbroken by malice with rancour insested.
When reciprocal hearts are responsively tun'd,
Like vibrations of harmony cheerfully sound,
When rehearsing their chorus in heav'nly strains,
While the echo their melody softly retains.
Yes! this has surviv'd mid the wreck of destruction,
Retain'd its primeval and holiest function,
An ingredient to mix in the cup of our woe,
Or an antidote soothing to cheer us below-
A germ cull'd from Eden's most beauteous flowers,
Of properties healing and virtuous powers.
C. A. F. WEST.

NEWSPAPERS.

Every thing under heaven increases in price except newspapers. Beef and pork, flour and butter, sugar, tea and coffee, salt fish and onions, dry goods and wet groceries, fuel and rent, buck wheat and wash women, are all advanced in price. But newspapers, that most indispensable and no-getting-along-without-it article-the sum and substance of man's existence, remains in statu quo. And yet there is no one thing, not even steamboats, that keep up with them in the march of improvement. They are constantly improving in size, appearance and talent--but as to price the only improvement there is upon the cheaper system, and goes to benefit the reader. We have seen a man charge two dollars and a half for an article, the construction of which probably occupied some bungler half a day, and at the same moment grumble at a printer's charge of two

CALCULATION OF THE TIME WASTED BY dollars for a year's paper, which when bound up

PROFESSED SNUFF-TAKERS.

Every professed, inveterate, and incurable snufftaker, at a moderate computation, takes one pinch in ten minutes. Every pinch, with the agreeable ceremony of blowing and wiping the nose, and other incidental circumstances, consumes a minute

would make a volume of news, of incident, and of moral, interesting and instructive miscellany, that no bookseller would dispose of for less than twenty times the amount.

A certain noble Lord, long since gone to his fathers, had two distinguishing properties :-he

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