We'll sometimes wench together, which, once And with some other care and hidden arts, Thi. This is above belief. To make thee sensible of that horror, which In her defame to murder thine alive. Theod. That she that long since had the bold ness to Be a bad woman, (tho' I wish some other Brun. Sir, on my knowledge, tho' he hath I come to plead my innocence. spoke much, He's able to do more. Lec. She means on her. Brun. And howsoever in his thankfulness, For some few favours done him by myself, He left Austracia; not Theodoret, Tho' he was chiefly aim'd at, could have laid, Which in his barbarous malice to my honour, Thi. I cannot but Believe you, madam.--Thou art one degree Brun. To excuse Thy impious scandals rather ! Prot. Rather forc'd with fear To be compell'd to come. Theod. This moves not me; and yet, had I not Transported on my own integrity, I neither am so odious to my subjects, This hath made me to prevent th' expence Enter THEODORET, MEMBERGE, MARTELL, and of blood on both sides; the injuries, the rapes, DE VITRY. Silent thus long, and am yet unresolv'd (Pages, that ever wait upon the war) The account of all which, since you are the cause, Who living only could revenge my death, With my heart-blood a sacrifice to your anger, Than that you should draw on your head more curses Than yet you have deserv'd. Thi. I do begin To feel an alteration in my nature, And, in his full-sail'd confidence, a shower Of gentle rain, that falling on the fire Of my hot rage hath quench'd it. Ha! I would Due to a brother! Yet I am sway'd here, Before I execute. What foolish hope, (Unless thou com'st assur'd, I stand in debt Has made thee bring thy neck unto the axe? Draw fresh blood from thy sear'd-up conscience, Theod. Which, join'd with duty, No more of that! Theod. Alas, it is a theme I take no pleasure to discourse of: 'Would It could as soon be buried to the world, Thi. See, she shews herself An easy mother, which her tears confirm ! Thi. Embrace!-Why, this is well: Baw. Do you hear, lord-general? Does not your new-stamp'd honour on the sudden Begin to grow sick? Prot. Yes; I find it. fit, That, putting off my armour, I should think of Some honest hospital to retire to. Baw. Sure, Altho' I am a bawd, yet being a lord, They cannot whip me for't: What's your nion? opi-If I fail in my office to provide you Fresh delicates, hang me! Lec. The beadle will resolve you, for I cannot; There's something that more near concerns myself That calls upon me. Murt. Note but yonder scarabes, That liv'd upon the dung of her base pleasures; How from the fear that she may yet prove honest Hang down their wicked heads! Vitry. What's that to me? Tho' they and all the polecats of the court To help to keep me honest. Enter a Post. Thi. How! from whence? [A horn. Post. These letters will resolve your grace. Thi. What speak they?— [Reads. How all things meet to make me this day happy! See, mother, brother, to your reconcilement Another blessing, almost equal to it, Is coming tow❜rds me! my contracted wife Ordella, daughter of wise Datarick, The king of Arragon, is on our confines: Then, to arrive at such a time, when you Are happily here to honour with your presence Our long-deferr'd, but much wish'd nuptial, Falls out above expression! Heav'n be pleas'd That I may use these blessings pour'd on me With moderation! Brun. Hell and furies aid me, That I may have power to avert the plagues, Thi. Two days' journey, say'st thou? Brun. Oh, you are dull, and find not The cause of my vexation; their reconcilement is a mock castle built upon the sand By children, which, when I am pleas'd to o'erthrow, I can with ease spurn down. Brun. My grief comes along With the new queen, in whose grace all my power Prot. Fame gives her out Not to be wrought upon; and therefore, madam, For me, tho' I have pleas'd you, to attempt her Were to no purpose. Brun. Tush, some other way! Baw. Faith, I know none else; all my bringing-up Aim'd at no other learning. Lec. Give me leave! If my art fail me not, I have thought on Brun. What is't? but effect it, We will set forth to meet her. In the mean time, And thou shalt be my Esculapius; Thy image shall be set up in pure gold, Brun. Some fifteen at the most. Lec. And loves the king with equal ardour? Lec. Well then; what think you if I make a Which, given unto him on the bridal-night, Shall for five days so rob his faculties Of all ability to pay that duty (For this hour he shall pass the test) what valour, Which new-made wives expect, that she shall Whose body mews more plaisters every month, swear She is not match'd to a man ? Prot. "Twere rare! Lec. And then, If she have any part of woman in her, Of such a breach which ne'er can be made up; Of as much as could be perform'd by man, Brun. 'Tis excellent! Baw. The physician Helps ever at a dead lift: A fine calling, That can both raise and take down: Out upon thee! Brun. For this one service, I am ever thine! Prepare't; I'll give it him myself. For you, Protaldye, By this kiss, and our promis'd sport at night, [Exeunt. Than women do old faces! Thi. No more! I know him; I now repent my error. Take your time, Mart. I lost it else, sir. Thi. Bring me his sword fair-taken without violence, (For that will best declare him) Theod. That's the thing. Thi. And my best horse is thine. [Exit. Prot. No, I'll assure you, sir, nor my discretion, But what concerns my place) tells me directly, Mart. There are but four, sir, I did mistake them: But four such as Europe, Excepting your great valour— Prot. Well consider'd! I will not meddle with 'em; four, in honour, Are equal with fourscore: Besides, they're people Only directed by their fury. Mart. So much nobler Shall be your way of justice. Prot. That I find not. Mart. You will not leave me thus ? And see fair play o' both sides. Mart. There is no More, sir, and, as I doubt, a base one too. This is he, sir; the basest in the kingdom. Mart. Yes, for a general-fool, A knave, a coward, an upstart stallion bawd, Prot. The best man best knows patience. you, This way, sir; now draw your sword, and right Or render it to me; for one you shall do! [Kicks him. Prot. If wearing it may do you any honour, I shall be glad to grace you; there it is, sir! Mart. Now get you home, and tell your lady mistress, Sh'has shot up a sweet mushroom! quit your place too, And say you are counsell'd well; thou wilt be beaten else By thine own lanceprisadoes, (when they know thee) That tuns of oil of roses will not cure thee: [Exeunt. Loud Musick. A Banquet set out. Enter THIERRY, Ordella, BruNHALT, THEODORET, LECURE, Bawdber, &c. Thi. Itis your place; and tho' in all things else You may and ever shall command me, yet In this I'll be obey'd. Ord. Sir, the consent Repent I am so: Yet be you but pleas'd Thi. Mother, You hear this, and rejoice in such a blessing Prot. I would not leave you; but, look you, sir, That pays to you so large a share of duty. Men of my place and business must not Be question'd thus. Mart. You cannot pass, sir, Now they have seen me with you, without danger: They are here, sir, within hearing. Take but two! But, fy! no more! for as you hold a place Brun. Which I'll provide Prot. Let the law take 'em! take a tree, sir-Shall be short liv'd. Lecure! I'll take my horse—that you may keep with safety, hour I'll send you rescue, and a toil to take 'em. Mart. You shall not go so poorly. Stay! but one, sir! Prot. I have been so hamper'd with these res cues, So hew'd and tortur'd, that the truth is, sir, I've mainly vow'd against 'em: Yet, for your sake, If, as you say, there be but one, I'll stay Lec. I have it ready. Brun. 'Tis well; wait on our cup. Thi. We're dull; No object to provoke mirth? Theod. Martell, If you remember, sir, will grace your feast Thi. Touching Protaldye? Enter PROTALDYE. Prol. The worst that can come Is blanketing; for beating, and such virtues, I have been long acquainted with. Mart. Oh, strange! Baw. Behold the man you talk of! Or free thyself-think in what place you are- These honours which thou wear'st unworthily- Prot. I have it.- My valour? is there any here, beneath The stile of king, dares question it? Thi. This is rare! Thi. Nay, study not an answer; confess freely! Prot. Oh, I remember't now: At the stag's fall, As we to-day were hunting, a poor fellow, (And, now I view you better, I may say Much of your pitch) this silly wretch I spoke of, With his petition falling at my feet, (Which much against my will he kiss'd) desir'd, That, as a special means for his preferment, I would vouchsafe to let him use my sword, To cut off the stag's head. Brun. Will you hear that? Baw. This lie bears a similitude of truth. Prot. I, ever courteous (a great weakness in me,) Granted his humble suit. Mart. Oh, impudencé! Thi. This change is excellent. Mart. A word with you: Deny it not! I was that man disguis'd; Or tweaks by the nose, or the most precious balı Prot. Oh, I shall burst! To tear this fellow limb by limb, the wrong Let me redeem my credit! Thi. Ha, ha! Forbear! Mart. Pray you let me take it up; and if I Against all odds of armour and of weapons, Prot. No, that's my office. You take the hangman's place? Let me atone this difference! do not suffer Prot. Well, let him thank you! For your sake, he shall live, perhaps a day; Theod. Nay, Martell, you must be patient. |