SCENE VI. Changes to the Street. Enter Antipholis of Syracufe. Ant. The gold I gave to Dromio is laid up Enter Dromio of Syracufe. How now, Sir? is your merry humour alter'd? S. Dro. What anfwer, Sir? when fpake I fuch a word? Ant. Even now, even here, not half an hour fince. S. Dro. I did not fee you fince you fent me hence Home to the Centaur, with the gold you gave me. Ant. Villain, thou didst deny the gold's receipt; And told❜ft me of a mistress, and a dinner; For which, I hope, thou felt'ft I was difpleas'd. S. Dro. I'm glad to fee you in this merry vein : What means this jeft, I pray you, mafter, tell me? Ant. Yea, doft thou jeer and flout me in the teeth? Think'ft thou, I jest? hold, take thou that, and that. [Beats Dro. S. Dro. Hold, Sir, for God's fake, now your jeft is earnest; Upon what bargain do you give it me? Do ufe you for my fool, and chat with you, And make a common of my ferious hours. And fashion your demeanor to my looks; S. Dro. Sconce, call you it? fo you would leave battering, I had rather have it a head; an you use thefe blows long, I must get a fconce for my head, and infconce it too, or elfe I fhall feek my wit in my fhoulders: but, I pray, Sir, why am I beaten? Ant. Doft thou not know? S. Dro. Nothing, Sir, but that I am beaten. S. Dro. Ay, Sir, and wherefore; for, they fay, every why hath a wherefore. Ant. Why, firft, for flouting me; and then wherefore, for urging it the fecond time to me. S. Dro. Was there ever any man thus beaten out of feafon, When, in the why, and wherefore, is neither rhime nor reafon? Well, Sir, I thank you. Ant. Thank me, Sir, for what? S. Dro. Marry, Sir, for this fomething that you gave me for nothing. Ant. I'll make you amends next, to give you nothing for fomething. But fay, Sir, is it dinner-time? S. Dro. No, Sir, I think, the meat wants that I have. Ant. In good time, Sir; what's that? S. Dro. Bafting. Ant. Well, Sir, then 'twill be dry. S. Dro. If it be, Sir, I pray you eat none of it. S. Dro. Left it make you cholerick, and purchase me another dry-bafting. Aut. Ant. Well, Sir, learn to jeft in good time; there's a time for all things. S. Dro. I durft have deny'd that, before you were fo cholerick. Ant. By what rule, Sir? S. Dro. Marry, Sir, by a rule as plain as the plain bald pate of father Time himself. Ant. Let's hear it. S. Dro. There's no time for a man to recover his hair, that grows bald by nature. Ant. May he not do it by fine and recovery? S. Dro. Yes, to pay a fine for a peruke, and recover the loft hair of another man. Ant. Why is Time fuch a niggard of hair, being, as it is, fo plentiful an excrement? S. Dro. Because it is a bleffing that he bestows on beafts; and what he hath fcanted men in hair, he hath given them in wit. Ant. Why, but there's many a man hath more hair than wit. S. Dro. Not a man of those, but he hath the wit to lose his hair. Ant. Why, thou didst conclude hairy men plain dealers without wit. S. Dro. The plainer dealer, the fooner loft; yet he lofeth it in a kind of jollity. In former Editions: S. Dro. Because it is a Bleffing that he beflows on Beafs, and what he hath fcanted them in hair, be bath given them in Wit.] Surely, this is Mock reafoning, and a Contradiction in Senfe. Can Hair be fuppos'd a Bieffing, which Time beftows on Beasts peculiarly; and yet that he hath Jcanted them of it too? Men and 14 Them, I obferve, are very frequently mistaken vice verfa for each other, in the old Impreffions of our Author. THEOBALD. 3 Not a man of those, but he hath the wit to lose his hair.] That is, Those who have more bair than wit, are easily entrapped by loose women, and fuffer the confequences of lewdness, one of which, in the first appearance of the difeafe in Europe, was the lofs of hair. Ant. Ant. For what reason ? S. Dro. For two, and found ones too. Ant. Nay, not fure in a thing falfing. Ant. Name them. S. Dro. The one to fave the mony that he spends in tyring; the other, that at dinner they should not drop in his porridge. Ant. You would all this time have prov'd, there is no tine for all things. S. Dro. Marry, and did, Sir; namely, no time to recover hair loft by nature. Ant. But your reason was not substantial, why there is no time to recover. S. Dro. Thus I mend it: Time himself is bald, and therefore to the world's end will have bald followers. Ant. I knew, 'twould be a bald conclufion; but, foft! who wafts us yonder? SCENE V. Enter Adriana, and Luciana. Adr. Ay, ay, Antipholis, look ftrange and frown, Some other mistress hath thy sweet afpects : I am not Adriana, nor thy wife. The time was once, when thou, unurg'd, wouldft vow, Unless I fpake, or look'd, or touch'd, or carv'd. That, undividable, incorporate, 4 Am Am better than thy dear felf's better part. As take from me thyfelf, and not me too. I know thou can'ft; and therefore, fee thou do it. My blood is mingled with the crime of luft*: I do digeft the poison of thy flesh, Being ftrumpeted by thy contagion. Keep then fair league, and truce with thy true bed; Ant. Plead you to me, fair dame? I know you not: In Ephefus I am but two hours old, As ftrange unto your town as to your talk. + I am poffefs'd with an adul terate blot; My blood is mingled with the CRIME of luft:] Both the integrity of the metaphor, and the word blt, in the preceding line, fhew that we fhould read; with the GRIME of luft: i. e. the ftain, fmut. So again in this play,➡A man may go over fhoes in the GRIME of it. WARBURTON. 5 1 live diftain'd, thou undif bonoured.] To diftaine (from the French Word, deftaindre) signifies, to ftain, defile, pollute. But the Context requires a Senfe quite oppofite. We muft either read, unftain'd; or, by adding an Hyphen, and giving the Prepofition a privative Force, read dif-fta'n'd; and then it will mean, unflain'd, undefiled. THEOBALD, |