THE WILD-GOOSE CHASE. DRAMATIS PERSONE. DE GARD, a noble stayed Gentleman, that, being newly lighted from his Travels, assists his Sister ORIANA, in her Chase of MIRABEL the WILD-GOOSE. LA CASTRE, the indulgent Father to MIRABEL. MIRABEL, the WILD-GOOSE, a travelled Monsieur, and great defier of all Ladies in the way of Marriage, otherwise their much loose Servant, at last caught by the despised ORIANA. PINAC, his Fellow-Traveller, of a lively spirit, and Servant to the no less sprightly LILLIA-BIANCA. BELLEUR, Companion to both, of a stout blunt humour, in Love with ROSALURA. NANTOLET, Father to ROSALURA and LILLIA-BIANCA. Boy. With all my heart, sir; for I have a twenty- Indeed, you are welcome home, most welcome! crown stomach. De Ga. Thank ye! But you have often seen him in your journies, De Ga. Your son is well, sir, And grown a proper gentleman; he's well, and lusty. La Ca. You make me glad, sir, For, o' my faith, I almost long to see him! De Ga. 'Tis but your tenderness; What are three years? a love-sick wench will allow it. His friends, that went out with him, are come back too, Belleur, and young Pinac: He bid me say little, Because he means to be his own glad messenger. La Ca. I thank you for this news, sir. He shall be welcome, And his friends too: Indeed, I thank you heartily! De Ga. No doubt, sir, well. He has borne himself a full and noble gentleman; To speak him further is beyond my charter. La Ca. I am glad to hear so much good. Come, You long to enjoy your sister; yet I must entreat De Ga. I am your servant. [you, La Ca. Where you shall meet fair, merry, and noble company; My neighbour Nantolet; and his two fair daughters. De Ga. Your supper's season'd well, sir: I shall wait upon you. La Ca. Till then I'll leave ye: And you are [Exit. once more welcome! De Ga. I thank you, noble sir!-Now, Oriana, How have ye done since I went? have ye had your And your mind free? [health well? Ori. You see, I am not bated; Merry, and eat my meat. De Ga. A good preservative. And how have you been used? You know, Oriana, Upon my going out, at your request, I left your portion in La Castre's hands, The main means you must stick to: For that reason, Ori. Most ready : I can assure you, sir, I am used most nobly. tell me, Ori. No, certain, sir; none of all this provoked Another private reason. De Ga. 'Tis not private, [me; Nor carried so; 'tis common, my fair sister; Ori. Is it a shame to love? De Ga. To love undiscreetly: A virgin should be tender of her honour, Close, and secure. Ori. I am as close as can be, And stand upon as strong and honest guards too; Unless this warlike age need a portcullis. Yet, I confess, I love him. De Ga. Hear the people. Ori. Now I say, hang the people! he that dares Unless the wine be poor, or they want money. What woman is, or has been ever, honest? To her loved lord, they'll face ye out, died o' th' pox. 'Tis none of their things; 'tis not yet so monstrous: My thing is marriage; and, at his return, I hope to put their squint eyes right again. Rich both in land and money; he his heir, Ori. If he be wild, The reclaiming him to good and honest, brother, Will make much for my honour; which, if I prosShall be the study of my love, and life too. [per, De Ga. You say well; 'would he thought as well, and loved too! He marry? he'll be hang'd first; he knows no more gers: I know, there is a labour'd match now follow'd, Now at this time, for which he was sent for home too: Be not abused; Nantolet has two fair daughters, And he must take his choice. Ori. Let him take freely : For all this I despair not; my mind tells me De Ga. Since you're so confident, Prosper your hope! I'll be no adversary; you. Or. When I forget my virtue, no man know me! [Exeunt. SCENE II-A Street before the same House. Enter MIRABEL, PINAC, BELLEUR, and Servants. Mir. Welcome to Paris, once more, gentlemen! They are too lean and thin, their embraces brawn- Pinac. They are ill-built; And weak i' th' pasterns; they'll endure no hardness. Mir. There's nothing good or handsome bred amongst us: Till we are travell'd, and live abroad, we are coxcombs. You talk of France; a slight unseason'd country, Abundance of gross food, which makes us blockheads! We are fair set out indeed, and so are fore-horses: Ha! Roma la Santa, Italy for my money! Their very pick-teeth speak more man than we do, Pinac. 'Tis a brave country; Not pester'd with your stubborn precise puppies, Bel. I like that freedom well, and like their women too, And would fain do as others do; but I'm so bashful, So naturally an ass-Look ye, I can look upon 'em, And very willingly I go to see 'em, (There's no man willinger) and I can kiss 'em, Mir. But if they chance to flout you, Bel. 'Tis true-I am humbled, I am gone; I confess ingenuously, I am silenced; The spirit of amber cannot force me answer. Pinac. Then would I sing and dance Bel. You have wherewithal, sir. Yet, where I fasten well, I am a tyrant. avoiding it) And stand all hazards, fly at all games bravely; They'll say, you went out like an ox, and return'd Bel. I shall make danger, sure. [like an ass else. I know it is to marry; but my father shall pardon first! Tie me to one smock? make my travels fruitless? Bel. I like that passingly ; As many as you will, so they be willing, Pinac. There's no reason A gentleman, and a traveller, should be clapt up, Mir. That I study, And that I will enjoy. Come, go in gentlemen ; There mark how I behave myself, and follow. Sir, here's a merry wench-let him look to himself; Else I would tell you, sir, she is a mistress And sings, as some say, handsomely; if a woman, Yes, they are handsome women, they have handsome La Ca. 'Tis like they have, sir. [parts too, Lug. Yes, yes, and handsome education they have had too, Had it abundantly; they need not blush at it: La Ca. You say well, sir. [sir: Lug. I know what I say, sir, and I say but right, A man well bred and learn'd, but blunt and bitter; It seems, they are of years now to take hold on't. La Ca. By my faith, I was afraid of him: Does he not fall out with the gentlewomen sometimes? Nant. No, no; he's that way moderate and discreet, sir. Ros. If he did, we should be too hard for him. Lug. Well said, sulphur! Too hard for thy husband's head, if he wear not armour. Nant. Many of these bickerings, sir. La Ca. I am glad, they are no oracles! Sure as I live, he beats them, he's so puissant. Enter MIRABEL, PINAC, BElleur, De Gard, and ORIANA. Ori. Well, if you do forget Mir. Pr'ythee, hold thy peace! I know thou art a pretty wench; I know thou lov'st me; Preserve it till we have a fit time to discourse on't, And these fair ladies. Nant. Monsieur Mirabel, I am much affected with your fair return, sir; Mir. I bring you service, Nant. Welcome home, gentlemen! Welcome with all my heart! Bel. Pinac. We thank you, sir. La Ca. Your friends will have their share too. Bel. Sir, we hope They'll look upon us, though we show like strangers. Nant. Monsieur De Gard, I must salute you Do what they can to break the boughs they grew La Ca. You'll render me your reasons? You would have me marry a maid? La Ca. A maid? what else? Mir. Yes, there be things called widows, dead men's wills, I never loved to prove those; nor never long'd yet To be buried alive in another man's cold monu ment. And there be maids appearing, and maids being: The appearing are fantastic things, mere shadows; Has clapt 'em on new faces. The maids being sweetness Run into humour, and their taste to surfeit! And, if I like their taste La Ca. 'Pray you please yourself, sir. Mir. That liberty is my due, and I'll maintain it. -Lady, what think you of a handsome man now? Ros. A wholesome too, sir? Mir. That's as you make your bargain. A handsome, wholesome man then, and a kind man, Close as a cockle? keep the cold nights from you? I have known a cobler do it, a poor thin cobler, gentleman Should take foul scorn to have an awl out-name him. Mir. She would have me get two dozen, Ros.. You love to brag, sir; If you proclaim these offers at your marriage, Mir. I will take heed, and thank you for your Father, what think you? La Ca. 'Tis a merry gentlewoman; Will make, no doubt, a good wife. Mir. Not for me: I marry her, and, happily, get nothing; [counsel. In what a state am I then, father? I shall suffer, For anything I hear to th' contrary, more majorum; I were as sure to be a cuckold, father, A gentleman of antler La Ca. Away, away, fool! Mir. As I am sure to fail her expectation. I had rather get the pox than get her babies! La Ca. You are much to blame! If this do not affect you, Pray try the other; she's of a more demure way. Bel. That I had but the audacity to talk thus ! [Aside. I love that plain-spoken gentlewoman admirably; stance Mir. You shall have your will, sir; I will try the other; But 'twill be to small use.-I hope, fair lady, Lil. Good sir, speak louder, That these may witness too, you talk of nothing: I should be loth alone to bear the burthen Of so much indiscretion. Mir. Hark ye, hark ye! Ods-bobs, you are angry, lady! Lil. Angry? no, sir; I never own'd an anger to lose poorly. Mir. But you can love, for all this; and delight For all your set austerity, to hear Of a good husband, lady? Lil. You say true, sir; [too, |