Cler. Why, if thou wilt needs know How we are freed, I will discover it, And with laconic brevity. These gentlemen This night encountering with those outlaws that Yesterday made us prisoners, and, as we were Attempted by 'em, they with greater courage, (I am sure with better fortune) not alone Guarded themselves, but forced the bloody thieves, Being got between them and this hellish cave, For safety of their lives, to fly up higher Into the woods, all left to their possession: This saved your brother and your nephew from The gibbet, this redeem'd me from my chains, And gave my friend his liberty; this preserved Your honour, ready to be lost. Din. But that I know this for a lie, and that the thieves [Aside. And gentlemen are the same men, by my practice Suborn'd to this, he does deliver it With such a constant brow, that, I am doubtful, I should believe him too. 1 Gent. If we did well, We are rewarded. 2 Gent. Thanks but take away From what was freely purposed. Cler. Now, by this hand, [To the Gentlemen apart. You have so cunningly discharged your parts, That, while we live, rest confident you shall Command Dinant and Cleremont. Nor Beaupré Nor Verdone scents it; for the ladies, they Were easy to be gull'd. 1 Gent. 'Twas but a jest ; And yet the jest may chance to break, our necks, Should it be known. Cler. Fear nothing. Din. Cleremont, Say, what success? Cler. As thou wouldst wish; 'tis done, lad! The grove will witness with me, that this night I lay not like a block. But how speed you? Din. I yet am in suspense; devise some means To get these off, and speedily. Cler. I have it.— Come, we are dull; I think that the good fellows, I will be fool'd no more: You had your tricks, Din. Rather than enjoy you With your consent; because I will torment you, I'll make you feel th' effects of abused love, And glory in your torture! Lam. Brother! nephew! Help, help, for Heaven's sake! Din. Tear your throat, cry louder; Though every leaf these trees bear were an echo, Din. Not so; I'll do't in spite, And break that stubborn disobedient will, That hath so long held out; that boasted honour I will defile with mud, the mud of lust, No pity, sir? Din. You taught me to be cruel, And dare you think of mercy? I'll tell thee, fool; You cannot be too cruel. If there be, Pray put it in; all hopes, all helps have left me, Din. Indeed I will do nothing, Nor touch, nor hurt you, lady; nor had ever Lam. Can there be such goodness, And in a man so injured! Din. Be confirmed in't; [Kisses her. I seal it thus. I must confess you vex'd me, Lam. All I possess comes short of satisfaction. Din. No compliments. The terrors of this night Imagine but a fearful dream, and so With ease forget it: for Dinant, that labour'd Lam. 'Tis as safe, then, As if a complete army undertook it. [Exeunt. My honourable friend, my valiant friend, Be but so beaten-Forward, my brave clients; I am yours, and you are mine again-Be but so thresht, Receive that castigation with a cudgel Samp. Which calls upon us for a reparation. La Writ. I have it, it cost me half-a-crown, I bear it, All over me I bear it, Monsieur Sampson; Samp. It concerns you, You have been swinged. La Writ. Let it concern thee, too; Go, and be beaten; speak scurvy words as I did; Three broken pates, thy teeth knock'd out; do, Give me the wisdom that's beaten into a man! That sticks still by him.-Art thou a new man? Samp. Yes, yes; Thy learned precepts have enchanted me. La Writ. Go, my son Sampson, I have now begot thee; I'll send thee causes; speak to thy lord, and live, [Exit SAMPSON. Farewell!-Come, chearly, boys, about our busiNow, welcome tongue again, hang swords! [ness! 1 Client. Sweet advocate ! [Exeunt. SCENE III.-The Country-house of CHAM PERNEL. Enter Nurse and CHARLOTTE. Nurse. I know not, wench; they may call 'em what they will, Outlaws, or thieves; but, I am sure, to me me, too; Some coy thing would say rude, but 'tis no matter; Nurse. Alas, there was no hurt! If't be a sin for such as live at hard meat, And keep a long Lent in the woods, as they do, To taste a little flesh Char. God help the courtiers, That lie at rack and manger! A thief the better for this while I live; They are men of a charitable vocation, And give where there is need, and with discretion, Char. Peace, nurse; Farewell, and cry not roast meat. Methinks Cleremont And my lady Anabel are in one night Familiarly acquainted. Ana. Sir, I am where I owe most duty. Cler. 'Tis indeed most true, sir; The man that should have been your bed-fellow, To make you merry; this poor simple fellow Champ. How; is she dishonour'd? [out Cler. Not unless marriage be dishonourable : Heaven is a witness of our happy contract, And the next priest we meet shall warrant it To all the world. I lay with her in jest; 'Tis turn'd to earnest now. Champ. Is this true, niece? Din. Her blushing silence grants it. Nay, sir, storm not; He is my friend, and I can make this good, SCENE I.-The Court of the Imperial Palace. Enter BALBUS, PROCULUS, CHILAX, and LICINIUS. Bal. I never saw the like; she's no more stirr'd, No more another woman, no more alter'd With any hopes or promises laid to her, Let 'em be ne'er so weighty, ne'er so winning, Than I am with the motion of my own legs. Proc. Chilax, You are a stranger yet in these designs, At least in Rome. Tell me, and tell me truth, Did you e'er know, in all your course of practice, In all the ways of women you have run through— (For I presume you have been brought up, Chilax, As we, to fetch and carry.) Were they to try again, say twice as many, Licin. Do you see these jewels? You would think these pretty baits; now, I'll asHere's half the wealth of Asia. [sure you, Bal. These are nothing To the full honours I propounded to her : Chi. I tried her further, And so far, that I think she is no woman; Licin. Why, what did you? Chi. I offer'd that, that had she been but mistress From her aspect to draw their good or evil, tue Should bless to all posterities: her air Licin. And she heard you? Chi. Yes, as a sick man hears a noise; or he That stands condemn'd, his judgment. Let me perish, But, if there can be virtue; if that name If it be so as fools have been pleased to feign it, Bal. I would the emperor were that god. All the contempt of glory and vain-seeming The purest temple of her sect that ever Proc. Is there no way To take this phoenix? Licin. None but in her ashes. Chi. If she were fat, or any way inclining To ease or pleasure, or affected glory, Proud to be seen and worshipp'd, 'twere a venture; But, on my soul, she is chaster than cold camphire. Bal. I think so, too; for all the ways of woman, Like a full sail, she bears against. I ask'd her, After my many offers, walking with her, And her as many down-denials, how If th' emperor grown mad with love, should force her? She pointed to a Lucrece, that hung by, Proc. This is the first wench I was ever posed in; Yet I have brought young loving things together This two-and-thirty years. Chi. I find, by this wench, The calling of a bawd to be a strange, A wise, and subtle calling, and for none Would say, a young man should not dare to read Well steep'd in years, and discipline, begin it; Bal. Well, what's thought of? Should chance to fail too? Chi. As 'tis ten to one. Proc. Why, what remains, but new nets for the purchase? Chi. Let's go consider, then; and if all fail, This is the first quick eel that saved her tail. [Exeunt. SCENE II. - An Apartment in the House of MAXIMUS. Enter LUCINA, ARDELIA, and PнORBA. Ard. You still insist upon that idol, honour: Can it renew your youth? can it add wealth That takes off wrinkles? can it draw men's eyes Το gaze upon you in your age? can honour (That truly is a saint to none but soldiers, And, look'd into, bears no reward but danger) Leave you the most respected person living? Or can the common kisses of a husband (Which to a sprightly lady is a labour) Make you almost immortal? You are cozen'd; The honour of a woman is her praises; The way to get these, to be seen, and sought to, And not to bury such a happy sweetness Under a smoaky roof. Lucina. I'll hear no more. Phorba. That white and red, and all that blessed beauty, Kept from the eyes, that make it so, is nothing: Then you are rarely fair, when men proclaim it. The phoenix, were she never seen, were doubted; That most unvalued horn the unicorn Bears to oppose the huntsman, were it nothing And Love a sacrilege, and not a saint, Lucina. Are ye women? Phorba. Alas, poor bashful lady! By my soul, It must not be! a better orb stays for you: Lucina. Pray leave me. Phorba. That were a sin, sweet lady, and a way To make us guilty of your melancholy; You must not be alone; in conversation Doubts are resolved, and what sticks near the Made easy, and allowable. Lucina. Ye are devils! [conscience Ard. That you may one day bless for your damnation. Lucina. I charge ye, in the name of Chastity, Tempt me no more! How ugly ye seem to me! There is no wonder men defame our sex, And lay the vices of all ages on us, When such as you shall bear the names of women! If ye had eyes to see yourselves, or sense Above the base rewards ye play the bawds for; If ever in your lives ye heard of goodness, Though many regions off, as men hear thunder; If ever ye had fathers, and they souls; If ever mothers, and not such as you are; If ever anything were constant in you, Died worth a noble deed, that would be cherish'd |