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Tra. He is my father, Sir, and sooth to say,
In countenance somewhat doth resemble you.
Bion. As much as an apple doth an oyster, and all one.

[Aside.
Tra. To save your life in this extremity,
This favour will I do you for his sake:
And think it not the worst of all your fortunes,
That you are like to Sir Vincentio.
His name and credit shall you undertake,
And in my house you shall be friendly lodged :-
Look, that you take upon you as you should;
You understand me, Sir ;-so shall you stay
Till you have done your business in the city:
If this be courtesy, Sir, accept of it.

Ped. O, Sir, I do; and will repute you ever The patron of my life and liberty.

Tra. Then go with me, to make the matter good. This, by the way, I let you understand ;My father is here look'd for every day, To pass assurance* of a dower in marriage 'Twixt me and one Baptista's daughter here: In all these circumstances I'll instruct you : Go with me, Sir, to clothe you as becomes you. [Exeunt.

SCENE III.- A Room in PETRUCHIO's House.

Enter KATHARINA and GRUMIO.

Gru. No, no; forsooth; I dare not, for my life.
Kath. The more my wrong, the more his spite appears :
What, did he marry me to famish me ?
Beggars, that come unto my father's door,
Upon entreaty have a present alms;
If not, elsewhere they meet with charity :
But I,—who never knew how to entreat,-
Am starved for meat, giddy for lack of sleep:
With oaths kept waking, and with brawling fed :
And that which spites me more than all these wants,
He does it under name of perfect love;
As who should say,-if I should sleep or eat,
"Twere deadly sickness, or else present death.-
I prythee go, and get me some repast:
I care not what, so it be wholesome food.

Gru. What say you to a neat's foot ?
Kath. 'Tis passing good, I prythee let me have it.

Gru. I fear it is too choleric à meat:
How say you to a fat tripe, finely broild ?

Kath. I like it well; good Grumio, fetch it me.
Gru. I cannot tell; I fear, 'tis choleric.
What say you to a piece of beef, and mustard ?

* Conveyance.

Kath. A dish that I do love to feed upon.
Gru. Ay, but the mustard is too hot a little.
Kath. Why, then the beef, and let the mustard rest.

Gru. Nay, then, I will not; you shall have the mustard,
Or else you get no beef of Grumio.

Kath. Then both, or one, or anything thou wilt. Gru. Why, then, the mustard without the beef. Kath. Go, get thee gone, thou false deluding slave, [Beats him. That feed'st me with the very name of meat: Sorrow on thee, and all the pack of you, That triumph thus upon my misery! Go, get thee gone, I say.

Enter PETRUCHIO with a dish of meat; and HORTENSIO.
Pet. How fares my Kate ? What, sweeting, all amort ?*
Hor. Mistress, what cheer?
Kath. 'Faith, as cold as can be.

Pet. Pluck up thy spirits, look cheerfully upon me.
Here, love; thou see'st how diligent I am,
To dress thy meat myself, and bring it thée :

[Sets the dish on a table.
I am sure, sweet Kate, this kindness merits thanks.
What, not a word ? Nay, then, thou lov'st it not;
And all my pains is sorted to no proof:t
Here take away this dish.

Kath. Pray you, let it stand.

Pet. The poorest service is repaid with thanks; And so shall mine, before you touch the meat.

Kath. I thank you, Sir.

Hor. Signior Petruchio, fie! you are to blame! Come mistress Kate, I'll bear you company.

Pet. Eat it up all, Hortensio, if thou lov’st me.- [Aside. Much good do it unto thy gentle heart ! Kate, eat apace :-And now, my honey love, Will we return unto thy father's house; And revel it as bravely as the best, With silken coats, and caps, and golden rings, With ruffs, and cuffs, and farthingales, and

things; With scarfs, and fans, and double change of bravery,I With amber bracelets, beads, and all this knavery. What, hast thou dined ? The tailor stays thy leisure, To deck thy body with his ruffling treasure.

Enter TAILOR.
Come, tailor, let us see these ornaments;

Enter HABERDASHER.
Lay forth the gown.-What news with you, Sir ?
Hab. Here is the cap your worship did bespeak.

* Dispirited.

+ Find no approval.

# Finery.

Pet. Why, this was moulded on a porringer ?
A velvet dish; fie, fie! 'tis lewd and filthy:
Why, 'tis a cockle, or a walnutshell,
A knack, a toy, a trick, a baby's cap;
Away with it, come, let me have a bigger.

Kath. I'll have no bigger, this doth fit the time,
And gentlewomen wear such caps as these.

Pet. When you are gentle, you shall have one too,
And not till then.
Hor. That will not be in haste.

[ Aside.
Kath. Why, Sir, I trust, I may have leave to speak;
And speak I will; I am no child, no babe :
Your betters have endured me say my mind;
And, if you cannot, best you stop your ears.
My tongue will tell the anger of my heart;
Or else my heart, concealing it, will break :
And, rather than it shall, I will be free
Even to the uttermost, as I please in words.

Pet. Why, thou say'st true, it is a paltry cap,

A custard coffin,* a bauble, a silken pie: I love thee well, in that thou lik’st it not.

Kath. Love me, or love me not, I like the cap; And it I will have, or I will have none.

Pet. Thy gown? why ay:-Come tailor, let us see't.
O mercy, God, what masking stuff

is here?
What's this ? a sleeve? 'tis like a demi-cannon:
What! up and down, carved like an apple-tart?
Here's snip, and nip, and cut, and slish and slash,
Like to a censert in a barber's shop :-
Why, what, o' devil's name, tailor, call'st thou this ?

Hor. I see, she's like to have neither cap nor gown. [Aside.

Tai. You bid me make it orderly and well,
According to the fashion, and the time.

Pet. Marry, and did; but if you be remember'd,
I did not bid you mar it to the time.
Go, hop me over every kennel home,
For you shall hop without my custom, Sir:
I'll none of it; hence, make your best of it.

Kath. I never saw a better fashion'd gown,
More quaint, I more pleasing, nor more commendable :
Belike, you mean to make a puppet of me.

Pet. Why, true; he means to make a puppet of thee.
Tai. She says, your worship means to make a puppet of her.

Pet. O monstrous arrogance! Thou liest, thou thread,
Thou thimble,
Thou yard, three-quarters, balf-yard, quarter, nail,
Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter cricket, thou:-
Braved in mine own house with a skein of thread!
Away thou rąg, thou quantity, thou remnant;
Or I shall so be-mete thee with thy yard,

* Raised crust.

+ These censers resembled our brasiers in shape.

* Curious.

I said a gown.

As thou shalt think on prating whilst thou liv'st!
I tell thee, I, that thou hast marr'd her gown.

Tai. Your worship is deceived; the gown is made
Just as my master had direction:
Grumio gave order how it should be done.
Gru. I gave him no order, I gave him the stuff
Tai. But how did you desire it should be made
Gru. Marry, Sir, with needle and thread.
Tai. But did you not request to have it cut ?
Gru. Thou hast faced many things.*
Tai. I have.

Gru. Face not me: thou hast braved † many men; brave not me; I will neither be faced nor braved. I say unto thee,-I bid thy master cut out the gown; but I did not bid him cut it to pieces : ergo, thou liest.

Tai. Why, here is the note of the fashion to testify.
Pet. Read it.
Gru. The note lies in his throat, if he say I said so.
Tai. Imprimis, a loose-bodied gown :

Gru. Master, if ever I said loose-bodied gown, sew me in the skirts of it, and beat me to death with a bottom of brown thread:

Pet. Proceed.
Tai. With a small compassed cape; I
Gru. I confess the cape.
Tai. With a trunk sleeve ;-
Gru. I confess two sleeves.
Tai. The sleeves curiously cut.
Pet. Ay, there's the villany.

Gru. Error i' the bill, Sir; error i' the bill. I commanded the sleeves should be cut out, and sewed up again; and that I'll prove upon thee, though thy little finger be armed in a thimble.

Tai. This is true, that I say; an I had thee in place where thou shouldst know it.

Gru. I am for thee straight: take thou the bill, and give me thy mete-yard, and spare not me.

Hor. God-a-mercy, Grumio ! then he shall have no odds. Pet. Well, Sir, in brief, the gown is not for me. Gru. You are i' the right, Sir ; 'tis for my mistress. Pet. Go, take it up unto thy master's use. Gru. Villain, not for thy life: Take up my mistress gown for thy master's use!

Pet. Why, Sir, what's your conceit in that?

Gru. O, Sír, the conceit is deeper than you think for:
Take up my mistress' gown to his master's use !
O, fie, fie, fie!

Pet. Hortensio, say thou wilt see the tailor paid :- [Aside. Go take it hence; be gone, and say no more.

Hor. Tailor, I'll pay thee for thy gown to-morrow. Take no unkindness of his hasty words: Away, I say ; commend me to thy master. [Exit TAILOR.

* Put facings to.

† Many brave, i. e. fine.

A round cape.

Pet. Well, come, my Kate; we will unto your father's,
Even in these honest mean habiliments;
Our purses shall be proud, our garments poor:
For 'tis the mind that makes the body rich;
And as the sun breaks through the darkest clouds,
So honour peereth * in the meanest habit.
What, is the jay more precious than the lark,
Because his feathers are more beautiful ?
Or is the adder better than the eel,
Because his painted skin contents the eye ?
0, no, good Kate; neither art thou the worse
For this poor furniture, and mean array,
If thou account'st it shame, lay it on me:
And therefore, frolic; we will henceforth with,
To feast and sport us at thy father's house.-
Go, call my men, and let us straight to him;
And bring our horses unto Long-lane end,
There will we mount, and thither walk on foot.
Let's see; I think, 'tis now some seven o'clock,
And well we may come there by dinner-time.

Kath. I dare assure you, Sir, 'tis almost two;
And 'twill be supper time, ere you come there.

Pet. It shall be seven ere I go to horse :
Look, what I speak, or do, or think to do,
You are still crossing it. ---Sirs, let't alone:
I will not go to-day: and ere I do,
It shall be what o'clock I say it is.

Hor. Why, so! this gallant will command the sun. [Exeunt.

SCENE IV.-Padua. Before BAPTISTA's house. Enter TRANIO, and the PEDANT dressed like VINCENTIO. Tra. Sir, this is the house; Please it you, that I call?

Ped. Ay, what else ? and, but + I be deceived,
Signior Baptista may remember me.
Near twenty years ago, in Genoa, where
We were lodgers at the Pegasus.

Tra. "Tis well;
And hold your own, in any case, with such
Austerity as ʼlongeth to a father.

Enter BIONDELLO.
Ped. I warrant you: But, Sir, here comes your boy;
'Twere good he were school'd.

Tra. Fear you not him. Sirrah, Biondello,
Now do your duty throughly, I advise you;
Imagine 'twere the right Vincentio.

Bion. Tut! fear not me.
Tra. But hast thou done thy errand to Baptista ?

* Appeareth.

† Unless.

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