If I be false, or swerve a hair from truth,— From false to false, among false maids in love, Upbraid my falsehood! when they have saidas false As air, as water, wind, or sandy earth, Pan. Go to, a bargain made: seal it, seal it; I'll be the witness.-Here I hold your hand; here, my cousin's. If ever you prove false one to another, since I have taken such pains to bring you together, let all pitiful goers-between be called to the world's end after my name; call them all Pandars; let all constant men be Troiluses, all false women Cressids, and all brokers-between Pandars! say, amen. SCENE III.-The Grecian Camp. Enter AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES, DIOMEDES, AJAX, NESTOR, MENELAUS, and CALCHAS. Cal. Now, princes, for the service I have done you, The advantage of the time prompts me aloud Agam. What wouldst thou of us, Trojan? make demand. Cal. You have a Trojan prisoner, called Antenor, Yesterday took: Troy holds him very dear. Oft have you (often have you thanks therefore) Desired my Cressid in right great exchange, Whom Troy hath still denied: but this Antenor, I know, is such a wrest in their affairs, That their negociations all must slack, Wanting his manage; and they will almost Give us a prince of blood, a son of Priam, In change of him: let him be sent, great princes, And he shall buy my daughter; and her presence Shall quite strike off all service I have done, In most accepted pain. Agam. Let Diomedes bear him, And bring us Cressid hither: Calchas shall have What he requests of us. Good Diomed, Furnish you fairly for this interchange: Withal, bring word if Hector will to-morrow Be answered in his challenge: Ajax is ready. Dio. This shall I undertake; and 'tis a burden Which I am proud to bear. [Exeunt DIOMEDES and CALCHAS. Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS, before their Tent. Ulys. Achilles stands i' the entrance of his tent: Please it our general to pass strangely by him, If so, I have derision med'cinable, To use between your strangeness and his pride, Agam. We'll execute your purpose, and put on Achil. What, comes the general to speak with Must fall out with men too: what the declined is, Which when they fall, as being slippery standers, How now, Ulysses? Ulys. Now, great Thetis' son? Ulys. Writes me, that man-how dearly ever parted, Achil. This is not strange, Ulysses. Ulys. I do not strain at the position: The voice again; or, like a gate of steel Heavens, what a man is there! a very horse; That has he knows not what. Nature, what things there are, Most abject in regard, and dear in use! How some men creep in skittish fortune's hall, Achil. I do believe it: for they passed by me As misers do by beggars; neither gave to me Good word, nor look. What, are my deeds forgot? Ulys. Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back, Wherein he puts alms for oblivion, A great-sized monster of ingratitudes: As fast as they are made, forgot as soon Or, like a gallant horse fallen in first rank, Though less than yours in past, must o'ertop yours. For time is like a fashionable host, That slightly shakes his parting guest by the hand; And with his arms outstretched, as he would fly, Grasps-in the comer. Welcome ever smiles, And farewell goes out sighing. O, let not virtue seek Remuneration for the thing it was! For beauty, wit, High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service, One touch of nature makes the whole world kin- And give to dust that is a little gilt, The present eye praises the present object: Whose glorious deeds, but in these fields of late, Made emulous missions 'mongst the gods themselves, And drave great Mars to faction. Achil. Of this my privacy I have strong reasons. Ulys. But 'gainst your privacy The reasons are more potent and heroical : "Tis known, Achilles, that you are in love With one of Priam's daughters. Achil. Ha! known? Ulys. Is that a wonder? The providence that's in a watchful state, gods, Does thoughts unveil in their dumb cradles. Farewell, my lord: I as your lover speak; The fool slides o'er the ice that you should break. [Exit. Patr. To this effect, Achilles, have I moved you: A woman impudent and mannish grown Is not more loathed than an effeminate man In time of action. I stand condemned for this: They think, my little stomach to the war, And your great love to me, restrains you thus: Sweet, rouse yourself; and the weak wanton Cupid Shall from your neck unloose his amorous fold, And, like a dewdrop from the lion's mane, Be shook to air. Ther. He must fight singly to-morrow with Hector; and is so prophetically proud of an heroical cudgelling, that he raves in saying nothing. Achil. How can that be? Ther. Why, he stalks up and down like a peacock, a stride and a stand: ruminates like an hostess that hath no arithmetic but her brain to set down her reckoning: bites his lip with a politic regard, as who should say, "There were wit in this head, an 't would out :" and so there is; but it lies as coldly in him as fire in a flint, which will not shew without knocking. The man's undone for ever; for if Hector break not his neck i'the combat, he'll break it himself in vain-glory. He knows not me: I said, "Good-morrow, Ajax;" and he replies, "Thanks, Agamemnon." What think you of this man, that takes me for the general? He is grown a very land-fish, languageless, a monster. A plague of opinion! a man may wear it on both sides, like a leather jerkin. Achil. Thou must be my ambassador to him, Thersites. Ther. Who, I? why, he'll answer nobody; he professes not answering; speaking is for beggars; he wears his tongue in his arms. I will put on his presence; let Patroclus make demands to me, you shall see the pageant of Ajax. Achil. To him, Patroclus: tell him, I humbly desire the valiant Ajax to invite the most valorous Hector to come unarmed to my tent; and to procure safe conduct for his person, of the magnanimous and most illustrious, six-or-seven-times honoured captain-general of the Grecian army, Agamemnon. Do this. Patr. Jove bless great Ajax! Patr. I come from the worthy Achilles,- Patr. Who most humbly desires you to invite Hector to his tent; Ther. Humph! Patr. And to procure safe conduct from Aga memnon. Ther. Agamemnon? Patr. What say you to 't? Ther. God be wi' you, with all my heart. Ther. If to-morrow be a fair day, by eleven o'clock it will go one way or other; howsoever, he shall pay for me ere he has me. Patr. Your answer, sir. Ther. Fare you well, with all my heart. Ther. No, but he's out o' tune thus. What music will be in him when Hector has knocked out his brains, I know not: but I am sure, none, unless the fiddler Apollo get his sinews to make catlings on. Achil. Come, thou shalt bear a letter to him straight. Ther. Let me bear another to his horse; for that's the more capable creature. Achil. My mind is troubled, like a fountain stirred; And I myself see not the bottom of it [Exeunt ACHILLES and PATROCLUS. Ther. 'Would the fountain of your mind were clear again that I might water an ass at it! I had rather be a tick in a sheep, than such a valiant ignorance. [Fxil. ACT IV SCENE I.-Troy. A Street. Enter at one side, ENEAS, and Servant with a torch; at the other, PARIS, DEIPHOBUS, ANTENOR, DIOMEDES, and others, with torches. Par. See, ho! who is that there? Dei. It is the lord Æneas. Ene. Is the prince there in person?— Had I so good occasion to lie long As you, prince Paris, nothing but heavenly business Should rob my bed-mate of my company. Dio. That's my mind too.-Good morrow, lord Æneas. Par. A valiant Greek, Æneas; take his hand : Witness the process of your speech, wherein You told-how Diomed, a whole week by days, Did haunt you in the field. Ene. Health to you, valiant sir, During all question of the gentle truce: But when I meet you armed, as black defiance As heart can think, or courage execute. Dio. The one and other Diomed embraces. Our bloods are now in calm; and so long, health: But when contention and occasion meet, By Jove! I'll play the hunter for thy life, With all my force, pursuit, and policy. Ene. And thou shalt hunt a lion, that will fly With his face backward.-In humane gentleness, Welcome to Troy! Now, by Anchises' life, Welcome, indeed! By Venus' hand, I swear, No man alive can love, in such a sort, The thing he means to kill, more excellently. Dio. We sympathise :-Jove, let Æneas live, If to my sword his fate be not the glory, A thousand complete courses of the sun! But, in mine emulous honour, let him die, With every joint a wound; and that to-morrow! Ene. We know each other well Dio. We do and long to know each other worse. Par. This is the most despiteful gentle greeting, The noblest hateful love, that e'er I heard of.What business, lord, so early? Ene. I was sent for to the king; but why, 1 know not. Par. His purpose meets you; 't was to bring To Calchas' house; and there to render him, Ene. That I assure you; Par. He merits well to have her, that doth seek her Par. You are too bitter to your country woman. |