And I for my escape have put on his; Bion. I, sir? ne'er a whit. Luc. And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth; Tranio is chang'd into Lucentio. Bion. The better for him; 'Would'I were so too! Tra. So would I, faith, boy, to have the next wish after, That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest daughter But, sirrah,—not for my sake, but your master's,I advise You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies: When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio ; One thing more rests, that thyself execute; To make one among these wooers: If thou ask me why, - Sufficeth, my reasons are both good and weighty. [Exeunt. 1 Serv. My lord, you nod; you do not mind the play. Sly. Yes, by saint Anne, do I. A good matter, surely; Comes there any more of it? Page. My lord, 'tis but begun. Gru. Nay, 'tis no matter, what he 'leges Latin. If this be not a lawful cause for me t leave his service. Look you, sir,he bid m knock him, and rap him soundly, sir: Well, wa it fit for a servant to use his master so; being perhaps, (for aught I see,) two and thirty, pip out? Whom, 'would to God, I had well knock'd at firs Then had not Grumio come by the worst. Pet. A senseless villain! - Good Hortensio, I bade the rascal knock upon your gate, And could not get him for my heart to do it. Gru. Knock at the gate? - O heavens ! Spake you not these words plain, — Sirrah, knoc me here, Rap me here, knock me well, and knock me soundly And come you now with -knocking at the gate? Pet. Sirrah, be gone, or talk not, I advise you. Hor. Petruchio, patience; I am Grumio pledge: Why, this a heavy chance 'twixt him and you; To seek their fortunes further than at home, And I have thrust myself into this maze, Sly. 'Tis a very excellent piece of work, madam Haply to wive, and thrive, as best I may : lady; 'Would 'twere done! Enter PETRUCHIO and GRUMIO. Gru. Knock, sir! whom should I knock? is there any man has rebused your worship? Pet. Villain, I say, knock me here soundly. Gru. Knock you here, sir? why, sir, what am I, sir, that I should knock you here, sir? Pet. Villain, I say, knock me at this gate, And then I know after who comes by the worst. 'Faith, sirrah, an you'll not knock, I'll wring it; I'll try how you can sol, fa, and sing it. [He wrings GRUMIO by the ears. Gru. Help, masters, help! my master is mad. Pet. Now, knock when I bid you: sirrah! villain ! Pet. Signior Hortensio, come you to part the fray? Con tutto il core bene trovato, may I say. Hor. Alla nostra casa bene venuto, Molto honorato signor mio Petruchio. Crowns in my purse I have, and goods at home, And so am come abroad to see the world. Hor. Petruchio, shall I then come roundly thee, And wish thee to a shrew'd ill-favour'd wife? Pet. Signior Hortensio, 'twixt such friends as we Gru. Nay, look you, sir, he tells you flatly wh his mind is: Why, give him gold enough and mar him to a puppet, or an aglet-baby; or an old tr with ne'er a tooth in her head, though she have many diseases as two and fifty horses: why, nothi comes amiss, so money comes withal. Hor. Petruchio, since we have stepped thus f in, I will continue that I broach'd in jest. And shrewd, and froward: so beyond all measur Rise. Grumio, rise; we will compound this quarrel. I would not wed her for a mine of gold. Pel. Hortensio, peace; thou know'st not gold's | As firmly as yourself were still in place: effect: Tell me her father's name, and 'tis enough; For I will board her, though she chide as loud Renown'd in Padua for her scolding tongue. Pat. I know her father, though I know not her; And he knew my deceased father well: I will not sleep, Hortensio, till I see her; And therefore let me be thus bold with you, To give you over at this first encounter, Caless you will accompany me thither. Gru. I pray you, sir, let him go while the humour lasts. O' my word, an she knew him as well as I do, she would think scolding would do little good upon him: She may, perhaps, call him half a score knaves, or so: why, that's nothing; an he begin once, he'll rail in his rope-tricks. I'll tell you what, sir, -an she stand him but a little, he will throw a figure in her face, and so disfigure her with it, that she shall have no more eyes to see withal than a cat: You know him not, sir. Hor. Tarry, Petruchio, I must go with thee; A title for a maid, of all titles the worst. grace; And offer me, disguis'd in sober robes, Gra. Here's no knavery! See; to beguile the old folks, how the young folks lay their heads together! Master, master, look about you: Who goes there? ha! Her. Peace, Grumio; 'tis the rival of my love: -Petruchio, stand by a while. Gra. A proper stripling, and an amorous! [They retire. Gre. O, very well: I have perus'd the note. Hark you, sir; I'll have them very fairly bound: All books of love, see that at any hand; And see you read no other lectures to her You understand me: - Over and beside Signior Baptista's liberality, I'll mend it with a largess:- Take your papers too, For she is sweeter than perfume itself, Yea, and (perhaps) with more successful words Hor. Grumio, mum!- God save you, signior Gremio ! Gre. And you're well met, signior Hortensio. Whither I am going? - To Baptista Minola. About a schoolmaster for fair Bianca: Gre. Belov'd of me, — and that my deeds shall prove : Gru. Hor. And that his bags shall prove. [Aside. Gremio, 'tis now no time to vent our love; Listen to me, and if you speak me fair, Gre. No, say'st me so, friend? What countryman? Pet. Born in Verona, old Antonio's son: My father dead, my fortune lives for me; And I do hope good days, and long, to see. Gre. O, sir, such a life, with such a wife, were [Aside. Pet. Why came I hither, but to that intent? Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets' clang? For he fears none. [Aside. Gre. Hortensio, hark! This gentleman is happily arriv'd, My mind presumes, for his own good, and yours. Hor. I promis'd, we would be contributors, And bear his charge of wooing, whatsoe'er, S Gre. And so we will; provided, that he win her. [Aside. Enter TRANIO, bravely apparell'd; and BIONDELLO. Tra. Gentlemen, God save you! If I may be bold, Tell me, I beseech you, which is the readiest way To the house of Signior Baptista Minola? Gre. He that has the two fair daughters: [aside to TRANIO.] he you mean? Tra. Even he. Biondello ! is't But so is not she. Gre. Hor. That she's the chosen of signior Hortensio. Tra. Softly, my masters! if you be gentlemen, Do me this right,- hear me with patience. Baptista is a noble gentleman, To whom my father is not all unknown; And so she shall; Lucentio shall make one, jade. Pet. Hortensio, to what end are all these words Hor. Sir, let me be so bold as to ask you, Did you yet ever see Baptista's daughter? Tra. No, sir; but hear I do, that he hath two; The one as famous for a scolding tongue, As is the other for beauteous modesty. Pet. Sir, sir, the first's for me; let her go by. Gre. Yea, leave that labour to great Hercules; And let it be more than Alcides' twelve. Pet. Sir, understand you this of me, insooth; The youngest daughter, whom you hearken for, Her father keeps from all access of suitors; And will not promise her to any man, Until the elder sister first be wed: The younger then is free, and not before. Tra. If it be so, sir, that you are the man Must stead us all, and me among the rest; An if you break the ice, and do this feat, — Achieve the elder, set the younger free For our access, — whose hap shall be to have her, Will not so graceless be, to be ingrate. Hor. Sir, you say well, and well you do conceive And since you do profess to be a suitor, You must, as we do, gratify this gentleman, To whom we all rest generally beholden. Tra. Sir, I shall not be slack: in sign whereof, Please ye we may contrive this afternoon, And quaff carouses to our mistress' health; And do as adversaries do in law, Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends. Gru. Bion. O excellent motion! Fellows, let' begone. Hor. The motion's good indeed, and be it so ;Petruchio, I shall be your ben venuto. [Exeunt ACT II. SCENE I.-The same. House. You have but jested with me all this while : Enter KATHARINA and BIANCA. Bian. Good sister, wrong me not, nor wrong yourself, To make a bondmaid and a slave of me: Kath. Of all thy suitors, here I charge thee, tell Whom thou lov'st best: see thou dissemble not. Bian. Believe me, sister, of all the men alive, Kath. Minion, thou liest; Is't not Hortensio ? Bian. If you affect him, sister, here I swear, I'll plead for you myself, but you shall have him. Kath. O then, belike, you fancy riches more; You will have Gremio to keep you fair. Bian. Is it for him you do envy me so? Nay, then you jest; and now I well perceive, When did she cross thee with a bitter word? Kath. Her silence flouts me, and I'll be reveng'd. [Flies after BIANCA. Bap. What, in my sight? Bianca, get thee in. [Erit BIANCA Kath. Will you not suffer me? Nay, now I see, She is your treasure, she must have a husband; I must dance bare-foot on her wedding-day, And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell. Talk not to me; I will go sit and weep, Till I can find occasion of revenge. [Erit KATHARINA, Bap. Was ever gentleman thus griev'd as I ? But who comes here? Enter GREMIO, with LUCENTIO in the habit of a mean man; PETRUCHIO, with HORTENSIO as a musidan; and TRANIO, with BIONDELLO bearing a lute and books. Gre. Good-morrow, neighbour Baptista. Bep. Good-morrow, neighbour Gremio: God are you, gentlemen! Pat. And you, good sir! Pray, have you not a daughter Call'd Katharina, fair, and virtuous ? Bep. I have a daughter, sir, call'd Katharina. Gre. You are too blunt, go to it orderly. Pet. You wrong me, signior Gremio; give me leave. I am a gentleman of Verona, sir, That,-hearing of her beauty, and her wit, Her wondrous qualities, and mild behaviour,——— Within your house, to make mine eye the witness [Presenting HORTENSIO. Bap. You're welcome, sir; and he for your good sake: But for my daughter Katharine, this I know, Bap. Mistake me not, I speak but as I find. Bap. I know him well: you are welcome for his sake. Gre. Saving your tale, Petruchio, I pray, Let us, that are poor petitioners, speak too : Baccare! you are marvellous forward. Pet. O, pardon me, signior Gremio; I would fain be doing. Gre. I doubt it not, sir; but you will curse your wooing. I Neighbour, this is a gift very grateful, I am sure of it. To express the like kindness myself, that have been more kindly beholden to you than any, freely give unto you this young scholar, [presenting LUCESTIO.] that hath been long studying at Rheims; as cunning in Greek, Latin, and other languages, as the other in musick and mathematicks: his name is Cambio; pray, accept his service. Bap. A thousand thanks, signior Gremio: welcome, good Cambio. But, gentle sir, [to TRAFIO.] methinks, you walk like a stranger; May I be so bold to know the cause of your coming? Tra. Pardon me, sir, the boldness is mine own; Nor is your firm resolve unknown to me, That upon knowledge of my parentage, I know him well: you are very welcome, sir. You shall go see your pupils presently. Sirrah, lead Enter a Servant. These gentlemen to my daughters; and tell them both, These are their tutors; bid them use them well. We will go walk a little in the orchard, Pet. Signior Baptista, my business asketh haste, Bap. After my death, the one half of my lands: And, in possession, twenty thousand crowns. Pet. And, for that dowry, I'll assure her of Bap. Ay, when the special thing is well obtain'd, This is, her love; for that is all in all. Pet. Why, that is nothing; for I tell you, father, I am as peremptory as she proud-minded; And where two raging fires meet together, They do consume the thing that feeds their fury: Though little fire grows great with little wind, Yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all: So I to her, and so she yields to me; For I am rough, and woo not like a babe. Bap. Well may'st thou woo, and happy be thy speed! But be thou arm'd for some unhappy words. Pet. Ay, to the proof;; as mountains are for winds, That shake not, though they blow perpetually. Re-enter HORTENSIO, with his head broken. Bap. How now, my friend? why dost thou look so pale? Hor. For fear, I promise you, if I look pale. Bap. What, will my daughter prove a good mu sician? Hor. I think, she'll sooner prove a soldier ; Iron may hold with her, but never lutes. Bap. Why, then thou canst not break her to the lute ? Hor. Why, no; for she hath broke the lute to me. I did but tell her, she mistook her frets, And bow'd her hand to teach her fingering; When, with a most impatient devilish spirit, them: And, with that word, she struck me on the head, Pet. Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench; Bap. Well, go with me, and be not so discomfited: Proceed in practice with my younger daughter; And woo her with some spirit when she comes. And say When I shall ask the banns, and when be married :— They call me- Katharine, that do talk of me. Pet. You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate, And bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst; Remove you hence: I knew you at the first, Pet. Kath. A joint-stool. Why, what's a moveable? Pet. Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me. Kath. Asses are made to bear, and so are you. Pet. Women are made to bear, and so are you. Kath. No such jade, sir, as you, if me you mean. Pet. Alas, good Kate! I will not burden thee: For, knowing thee to be but young and light, Kath. Too light for such a swain as you to catch; And yet as heavy as my weight should be. Pet. Should be? should buz. Kath. Well ta'en, and like a buzzard. Pet. O, slow-wing'd turtle! shall a buzzard take thee? That I'll try. [Striking him. Pet. I swear I'll cuff you, if you strike again. Kath. So may you lose your arms : If you strike me, you are no gentleman; Pet. A herald, Kate? Ö, put me in thy books. Pet. A combless cock, so Kate will be my hen. Kath. No cock of mine, you crow too like a craven. Pet. Nay, come, Kate, come; you must not look Pet. What, you mean my face? Well aim'd of such a young one. Pet. Now, by Saint George, I am too young for you. Kath. Yet you are withered. Pet. Kath. 'Tis with cares. I care not. Pet. Nay, hear you, Kate: in sooth, you 'scape not so. Kath. I chafe you, if I tarry; let me go. Pet. No, not a whit; I find you passing gentle. 'Twas told me, you were rough, and coy, and sullen, And now I find report a very liar; For thou art pleasant, gamesome, passing courteous ; Pet. Did ever Dian so become a grove, Pet. It is extempore, from my mother-wit. Yes; keep you warm. |