mocked; !f he be amazed, he will every way be mocked. Mrs. Ford. Well betray him finely. Mrs. Page. Against such lewdsters, and their Those that betray them do no treachery. flccherv Mrs. Ford. The hour draws on: to the oak. to the oak! [Exeunt. SCENE IV.—Windsor Park. Enter Sir Hugh Evans, disguised its a Satyr, -with Anne Page and others as Fairies. Eva. Trib. trib. fairies: come; and remember your parts. Be pold. I pray you; follow me into the pit; and when I give the watch-'ords, do as 1 pid you: come, come; trib, trib. [Exeunt. SCENE V.—Another part of the Park. Enter Falstaff disguised as If erne, with a Buck's Head on. Fat. The Windsor bell hath struck twelve; the minute draws on. Now, the hot-blooded gods assist me !—remember, Jove, thou wast a bull for thy Europa; love set on thy horns :—0 powerful love! that, in some respects, makes a beast a man; in some other, a man a beast.—You were also, Jupiter, a swan for the love of Leda :—O omnipotent love I how near the god drew to the complexion of a goose !—A fault done first in the form of a beast;—O Jove, a beastly fault: and then another fault in the semblance of a fowl: think on't, Jove ; a foul fault.—When gods have hot backs, what shall poor men dot Forme, lam here a Windsor stag ; and the fattest, I think, i' the forest. Send me a cool rut-time, Jove, or who can blame me to piss my tallowt—Who comes heret my doe! Enter Mrs. Ford and Mrs. Page. Mrs. Ford. Sir John I art thou there, my deerf my male deer! Fat. My doe with the black scut I—Let the sky rain j>otatoes; let it thunder to the tune of "Green Sleeves:" hail kissing-com tits, and snow e lingoes ; let there come a tempest of provocation, I will shelter me here. \ Embracing her. Mrs. Ford. Mistress Page is come with me. sweetheart. Fa/. Divide me like a bribed buck, each a haunch: I will keep my sides to myself, my shoulders for the fellow of this walk, and my horns I bequeath your husbands. Am I a woodman, ha! Speak I like Heme the hunter!—Why, now is Cupid a child of conscience; he makes restitution. As I am a true spirit, welcome! [Noise within. Mrs. Page. Alas! what noise! Mrs. Ford. Heaven forgive our sins I Fat. What should this bet Mrs'. pZi} Aw*y- awa>'1 I n*yrun Fat. I think the devil will not have me damned, lest the oil that is in me should set hell on fire; he would never else have crossed me thus. Enter Sir Hugh Evans, as a Satyr; Mrs. Quickly. Pist. Elves, list your names ; silence, you airy toys I I'll wink and couch: no man their works must eye. [Lies down upon his face. Eva. Where's Bedet— Go you, and where you find a maid. That, ere she sleep, has thrice her prayers said. That It may stand till the perpetual doom, In state as wholesome as in state "its fit; And twenty glow-worms shall our lanterns be. Fa/. Heavens defend me from that Welsh fairy, lest he transform me to a piece of cheese I [birth. Pist. Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd, even in thy Quick. With trial-fire touch ine his finger-end: Pist. A trial, come. Eva. Come, will this wood take fire? I They burn him with their tapers. Fat. Oh, oh, oli! Quick. Corrupt, corrupt, and tainted in desire I— About him, fairies; sing a scornful rhyme: And, as you trip, still pmch him to your time. SONG. Fie on sinful fantasy! Fie on lust and luxury! Lust is but a bloody fire. Kindled with unchaste desire, Fed in heart, whose flames aspire. As thoughts do blow them higher and higher, Piiuh him, fairies, mutually; Pinch him for his villainy; Pmch him, and bum him, and turn him about. Till candles, and star-light, and moonshine be out. During this song, thefairies pinch Falstaff. Doctor Caius comes one way, and steals away a fairy in green ; Slender another way, and takes off a fairy in white ; iixrfFenton comes, and steals away Anne Page. A noise of hunting is made within. The fairies run away. Falstaff pulls off his bucks head, and rises. Enter Page, Ford, Mrs. Page and Mrs. Ford. They lay hold on Falstaff. Page. Nay, do not fly : I think we have watch'd you now; Will none but Heme the hunter serve your turn t Mrs. Page. I pray you come; hold up the jest no higher.— Now, good Sir John, how like you Windsor wivest— lee ymi these, husband t do not these fair yukes Become the forest better than the town! Ford. Now sir. who's a cuckold nowf—Master Brook, FalstarFs a knave, a cuckoldly knave: here ;tre his horns, master Brook: and, master Brook, he hath enjoyed nothing of Ford's but his buck-basket, his cudgel, and twenty pounds of money, which must be paid to master Brook; his horses are arrested for it. master Brook. Mrs, Ford. Sir John, we have had ill luck; we could never meet. I will never take you for my love again; but I will always count you Iuv deer. Fat, I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass. Ford. Ay, and an ox too; both the proofs are extant. Fal. And these are not fairies t I was three or four times in the thought, they were not fairies : and yet the guiltiness Tif my mind, the sudden surprise of my powers, drove the gmssness of the foppery into a received belief, in despite of the teeth of all rhyme and reason, that they were fairies. See now, how wit may be made a Jack-a-lent, when lis upon Ul employment I Eva. Sir John FalstafF, serve Got, and leave your desire:-;, and fairies will not pinse you. Ford. Well said, fairy Hugh. Eva. And leave you your jealousies too, I pray you. Fork. I will never mistrust my wife again, UN thou art able to woo her in good English. Fal. Have I laid my brain in the sun, and dried it. that it wants matter to prevent so gross o'cr-reaching as this? Am I ridden with a Welsh goat too! shall! have a coxcomb of frize? 'Tis time I were choked with a piece of toasted cheese. | is all putter. Eva. Seese is not goot to give putter; your pelly Fal. Seese and putter! have I lived to stand at the taunt of one that makes fritters of English? This is enough to be the decay of lust and late-walking through the realm. Airs. Page. Why, Sir John, do you think, though we would have thrust virtue out of our hearts by the head and shoulders, and have given ourselves without scruple to hell, that ever the devil could have madi you our delight? Ford. What, a hodge-pudding! a bag of flax? Mrs. Page. A puffed man? [trails? Page. Old, cold, withered, and of intolerable cn Ford. And one that is as slanderous as Satan? Page. And as poor as Job? Ford. And as wicked as his wife? Eva. And given to fornications, and to taverns, and sack, and wine, and metheglins, and to drinkings, and swearings and starings, pribbles and prabbles? Fat. Well, I am your theme; you nave the start of me; I am dejected; I am not able to answer thi Welsh flannel; ignorance itself is a plummet o'er me: use me as you will. Ford. Marry, sir, we'll bring you to Windsor, to one master Brook, that you have cozened of money, to whom you should have been a pander; over and above that you have suffered, I think, to repay that money will be a biting affliction. Page. Yet be cheerful, knight: thou shalt eat posset to-night at my house; where I will desire th to laugh at my wife, that now laughs at thee: tell her, master Slender hath married her daughter. Mrs. Page. [Aside.) Doctors doubt that: if Anne Page be my daughter, she is, by this, doctor Cains' wile. Enter Slender. S/e/t. Whoo, ho 1 ho I father Page I [despatched? Page. Son, how now [ how now, son I have you Steu.—Despatched !—I'll make the best in Gloucestershire know on't; would I were hanged, la, else I Page. Of what, son? Slen. I came yonder at Eton to marry mistress Anne Page, and she's a great lubberly boy. If it had not been i" the church, I would have swinged him. or he should have swinged ine. If I did not think it had been Anne Page, would I might never stir 1—and 'tis a post-master's r>oy. Page. Upon my life, then, you took the wrong. Steu. What need you tell me that? I think so, when I took a boy for a girl. If I had been married to him, for all he was in woman's apparel, I would not have had him. Page. Why, this Is your own folly. Did not I tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments? Sten. I went to her in white, and cried, "Mum,TM and she cried "Budget.'' as Anne and I had appointed ; and yet it was not Anne, but a post-master's boy. Mrs. Page. Good George, ht not angry: I knew of your purpose; turned my daughter into green , and, indeed, she is now with the doctor at the deanery, and there married. Enter Doctor Cains. Cants. VereismistressP; Page? By gar, I am cozened: I ha' married ttn garcoti, a boy; un paisan, by gar, a boy; it is not Anne Page: by gar, I am cozened. Mrs. Page.- Why, did you take her in green? Cants. Ay, by gar, and 'tis a boy: by gar, I'll raise all Windsor. [Exit. Ford. Thisisstrange. WhohathgottherifihtAnnel Page. My heart misgives me: here comes master Fenton. Enter Fenton and Anne Page. How now, master Fenton! [pardon! Anne. Pardon, good father!—good my mother. Page. Now, mistress,—how chance you went not with master Slender! [maid? Mrs. Page. Why went you not with master doctor, Fettt. You do amaze her: hear the truth of it. You would have married her most shamefully. Where there was no proportion held in love. The truth is, she and I, long since contracted. Are now so sure, that nothing can dissolve Us. The offence is holy that she hath committed; And this deceit loses the name of craft. Of disobedience, or unduteous title: Since therein she doth evitate and shun A thousand irreligious cursed hours. Which forced marriage would have brought upon her. Ford. Stand not amaz'd: here is no remedy.— In love, the heavens themselves do guide the state; !oney buys lands, and wives are sold by fate. Fat. I am "glad, though you have ta'en a special and to strike at me. that your arrow hath glanced. Page. Well, what remedy ?—Fenton, heaven give thee Joy !— What cannot be eschew'd must be embrae'd. Fal. When night-dogs run, all sorts of deerare chas'd. Afrs. Patre. Well, I will inuse no farther.—Master Heaven give you many, many merry days \ [Fenton, Good husband, let us every one go home. And laugh this sport o'er by a country fire; Sir John and all. Ford. Let it be so.—Sir John, To master Brook you yet shall hold y<mr word; Measure For Measure. DRAMATIS PERSONS. Vincentio, Duke <yVienna, Angelo, Lord Deputy in (he Duke's absence. Escalus, an Ancient Lord,joined -with Ang-elo in the deputation. ssr A Justice. SCENE, Elbow, a simple Constable. Froth, a foolish Gentleman. Clown ; a Servant to Mistress Overdone. Abhorson, an Executioner. Barnardine, a dissolute Prisoner. Isabella, sister to Claudio. Mariana, betrothed to Angela Juliet, beloved of Claudio. rrancisca, a Nun. Mistress Overdone, a Batvd. Lords, Officers, Citizens, Boy, and Attendant!. ■Vienna. ACT I. SCENE Li—Am Apartment in the Duke's Palace. Enter Duke, Escalus, Lords, and Attendants. Duke. Escalus,— /•scat. My lord f Duke. Of government the properties to unfold, "Would seem in me t' affect speech and discourse, Since I am put to know that your own science Exceeds, in that, the lists of all advice My strength can give you: then no more remains. But that to your sufficiency, as your worth is able; And let them work. The nature of our people, Our city's institutions, and the terms For common justice, you're as pregnant in As art and practice hath enriched any That we remember. There is our commission. From which we would not have you warp.—Call hither, I say, bid come before us Angelo.— {Exitan Attendant. Escal. If any in Vienna be of worth Duke. Look where he comes. Enter Angelo. Ang. Always obedient to your grace's will, I come to know your pleasure. Duke, Angelo, There is a kind of character in thy life, That, to th' observer, doth thy history Fully unfold. Thyself and thy belongings Are not thine own so proper, as to waste Thyself upon thy virtues, them on thee. Heaven doth with us, as we with torches do; Not light them for themselves; for if our virtues Did not go forth of us, 'twere all alike As if wenad them not. Spirits are not finely touch'd, But to fine issues; nor nature never lends The smallest scruple of her excellence. But, like a thrifty goddess, she determines Herself the glory of a creditor,— Both thanks and use. But I do bend my speech To one that can my part in him advertise; Hold, therefore, Angelo: [ Tendering his commission. In our remove, be thou at full ourself; Mortality and mercy in Vienna Live in thy tongue and heart. Old Escalus, Though first in question, is thy secondary: Take thy commission. Aug. Now, good my lord. Let there be some more test made of my metal, Duke. No more evasion: We have with a leaven'd and prepared choice Aug. Yet, give leave, my lord, That we may bring you something on the way. Duke. My haste may not admit it; Ang. The heavens give safety to your purposes 1 Escal. Lead forth, and bring you back in happiness I Duke. I thank you. Fare you well. {Exit. Escal. I shall desire you, sir, to give me leave To have free speech with you ; and it concerns me To look into the bottom of my place: A power I have, but of what strength and nature I ma not yet instructed. Ang. 'Tis so with me. Let us withdraw together, And we may soon our satisfaction have Touching that point. Escal. Ill wait upon your honour. [Exeunt. SCENE U.—A Street. Enter Lucio and two Gentlemen. Lucia. If the duke, with the other dukes, come not to composition with the king of Hungary, why then, all the dukes fall upon the king. 1 Gent. Heaven grant us its peace, but not the king 2 Gent. Amen. [of Hungary's 1 Lucio. Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate, that went to sea with the ten commandments, but scraped one out of the table. sGettt. "Thoushatt not-stealf Lucio. Ay. that he razed. 1 Gent. Why, 'twas a commandment to command the captain and all the rest from their functions: they put forth to steal. There's not a soldier of us all, that, in the thanksgiving before meat, doth relish the petition well that prays for peace. a Gent. I never heard any soldier dislike it. Lucio, I believe thee; for I think thou never wast where grace was said. 2 Gent. Not a dozen times at least, i Gent. What, in metre T Lucio. In any proportion, or in any language. i Gent. I think, or in any religion. Lucio. Ay; why not! Grace is grace, despite of all controversy: as, for example,—thou thyself art a wicked villain, despite of all grace. [tween us. 3 Gent. Well, there went but a pair of shears beLucio. I grant; as there may between the lists and the velvet: thou art the list. 1 Gent. And thou the velvet: thou art good velvet; thou art a three-piled piece, 1 warrant thee. I had as lief be a list of an English kersey, as be piled, as thou art piled, for a French velvet. Do 1 speak feelingly now? Lucia. I think thou dost; and, indeed, with mos' painful feeling of thy speech: I will, out of thine own confession, learn to begin thy health; but, whilst 1 live, forget to drink afier thee. [not? 1 Gent. I think I have done myself wron;;, have 1 a Gent. Yes, that thou hast, whether thou art tainted, or free. Lucio. Behold, behold, where madam Mitigation comes 1 I have purchased as many diseases under her roof, as come to—■ a Gent. To what, I pray! Lucio. Judge. 2 Gent. To three thousand dollars a year, i Gent. Ay, and more. Lucio. A French crown more. i Gent. Thou art always figuring diseases in me but thou art full of error: I am sound. Lucio. Nay, not as one would say, healthy; but so sound as things that are hollow: thy bones are hollow; impiety has made a feast of thee. Enter Mistress Overdone. 1 Gent. How now! Which of your hips has the most profound sciatica? Mrs. Oh. Well, well; there's one yonder arrested and carried to prison, was worth five thousand of you 2 Gent. Who s that, I pray thee? fall. Mrs. Ov. Marry, sir, that s Claudio, signior Claudio. 1 Gent. Claudio to prison! 'tis not so. Mrs. Ov. Nay, but I know'tis so: I saw him arrested; saw him carried away; and, which is more, within these three days his head is to be chopped off. Lucio. But, after all this fooling, I would not have it so. Art thou sure of this? Mrs. Ov. I am too sure of it; and it is for getting madam Julietta with child. Litcio. Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two hours since, and he was ever precise in promise-keeping. 2 Gent. Besides, you know, it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose. [mation. i Gent. But most of all, agreeing with the procla Lucio. Away! let's go learn the truth of it. \Exeunt Lucio and Gentlemen. Mrs. Ov. Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat, what with the gallows, and what with poverty, I am custom-shrunk. Enter Clown. How now! what's the news with youf Clo. Yonder man is carried to prison. Mrs. Ov. Well; what has he done t Clo. A woman. Mrs. Ov. But what's his offence? Clo. Groping for trouts in a peculiar river. Mrs. Ov. What, is there a maid with child by him? Clo. No; but there's a woman with maid by him You have not heard of the proclamation, have you? Mrs. Ov. What proclamation, man? Clo. All houses in the suburbs of Vienna must be plucked down. fcity': Mrs. Ov. And what shall become of those in the Clo. They shall stand forseed : they had gone down too, but that a wise burgher put in for them. Mrs. Ov. But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pulled down? Clo. To the ground, mistress. Airs. Ov. Why, here's a change indeed in the commonwealth! what shall become of me? Clo. Come; fear not you: good counsellors lack no clients: though you change your place, you need not change your trade; I '11 be your tapster still. Courage T there will be pity taken on you: you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you will be considered. Mrs. Ov. What's to do here, Thomas Tapster? Let's withdraw. Clo. Here coines signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison; and there's madam Juliet. [Exeunt. SCENE III.—The Same. Enter Provost, Claudio, Juliet, and Officers; Llcio Prov. I do it not in evil disposition, Claud. Thus can the demi-god, Authority, Claud. From too much liberty, my Lucio, liberty: As surfeit is the father of much fast. So every scope by the immoderate use A thirsty evil; and when we drink, we die. would send for certain of my creditors: and yet, to say the truth, I had as lief have the foppery of freedom as the morality of imprisonment.—What s thy offence, Claudio? Claud. What, but to speak of would offend again. Lucio. What is it? murdert '. Claud. No. Lucio. Lechery? Claud. Call it so. Prov. Away, sir; you must go. Claud. One word, good friend.—Lucio, a word with you. I Takes him aside. Lucio. A hundred, if they'll do you uny good.— Is lechery so looked after? Claud. Thus stands it with me :—upon a true conI got possession of Julietta's bed: [tract. You know the lady; she is fast my wife. Save that we do the denunciation lack Of outward order : this we came not to. Only for propagation of a dower Remaining in the coffer of her friends; From whom we thought it meet to hide our love. Till time had made them for us. But it chances, The stealth of our most mutual entertainment. With character too gross, is writ on Juliet. Lucio. With child, perhaps? Claud. Unhappily, even so. So long, that nineteen zodiacks have gone round. Lucio. I warrant it is : and thy head stands so tickle on thy'shoulders, that a milkmaid, if she be in love, may sigh it off. Send after the duke, and appeal to him. Claud. I have done so, but he's not to be found. I pr'ythee, Lucio, do me this kind service; This day my sister should the cloister enter, And there receive her approbation: Acquaint her with the danger of iny state: Implore her, in my voice, that she make friends To the strict deputy; bid herself essay him: I have great hope in that; for in her youth There is a prone and speechless dialect. Such as moves men: beside, she hath prosperous art When she will play with reason and discourse, And well she can persuade. Lucio. I pray she may; as well for the encourageitient of the like, which else would stand under grievous imposition, a? for the enjoying of thy life, who I would he sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack. I'll to her. Claud. I thank you, good friend Lucio. Lucio. Within two hours.— Claud. Come, officer, away 1 [Exeunt. SCENE IV.—A Monastery. Duke. No, holy father; throw away that thought: Fri. May your grace speak of it? Duke. My holy sir, none better knows than you Fri. Gladly, my lord. Duke. We have strict statutes, and most biting laws {The needful bits and curbs to headstrong steeds,) Which for these fourteen years we have let sleep; Even like an o'ergrown lion in a cave. That goes not out to prey. Now, as fond fathers, Having bound up the threatening twigs of birch, Only to stick it in their children's sight For terror, not to use ; in time the rod Becomes more mock"d than feard ; so our decrees, Dead to infliction, to themselves are dead; And liberty plucks justice by the nose; The baby beats the nurse, and quite athwart Goes all decorum. Fri. It rested in your grace T* unloose this tied-up justice when you pleas'd: Duke. I do fear, too dreadful: Sith 'twas my fault to give the people scope, [Exeunt. SCENE V.—A Nunnery. But rather wishing a more strict restraint Upon the sisterhood, the votarists of Saint Clare. Lucia. [Within.[ Hoi Peace be inthisulacel Isab. Who's that which calls t Fran. It is a man's voice. Gentle Isabella: Turn you the key. and know his business of him: You may, I may not; you are yet unsworn. When you have vow'd, you must not speak with men, But in the presence of the prioress: Then, if you speak, you must not show your face; Or. if you show your face, you must not speak. He calls again; I pray you, answer him. [Exit. J sab. Peace and prosperity 1 Who is't that calls T Enter Lucio. Lucio. Hait, virgin, if you be,—as those cheek-roses Proclaim you are no less 1 Can you so stead me, As bring me to the sight of Isabella, A novice of this place, and the fair sister To her unhappy brother, Claudio? Isab. Why her unhappy brother! let me ask; Th.: rather, for I now must make you know I am that Isabella, and his sister. Lucio. Gentle and fair, your brother kindly greet* Not to be weary with you, he's in prison. lyou: Isab. Woeinel for what? Lucio. For that, which, if myself might be his judge. He should receive his punishment in thanks: e hath got his friend with child. Isab. Sir, make ine not your story. [familiar sin Lucia. Tls true. I would not — though 'tis my With maids to seem the lapwing, and to jest, Tongue far from heart—play with all virgins so: I hold you as a thing onsk y <1 am I sainted; By your renouncement, an immortal spirit; And to be talk'd with in sincerity. As with a saint. Isab. You do blaspheme the good, iu mocking me. Lucia. Do not believe It. Fewness and truth, 'tis Your brother and his lover have embrae'd: ((fans As those that feed trrow full; as blossoming time. That from the seedness the bare fallow brings To teeming foison; even so her plenteous womb Expressed! his full tilth and husbandry. Isab. Some one with child by him?— My cousin Juliet? Lucia. Is she your cousin? Isab. Adoptedly; as school-maids change their By vain, though apt, affection. [names, Lucia. She it is. Isab. 01 let him marry her! Lucio. This is the point. The duke is very strangely gone from hence; Isab. Doth he so seek his life? Lucio. Already; and, as I hear, the provost hath Isab. Alas! what poor ability's in me Lucia. Assay the power you have. Isab. My power 1 alas, I doubt.— Lucio. Our doubts arc traitors. And make us lose the good we oft might win, isab. I'll see what I can do. Lucio. But speedily. Isab. I will about it straight; Lucio, I take my leave of you. Isab. Good sir, adieu. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I.—A Halt in Angelo's House. Enter Angelo, Escalus, a Justice, Provost, Officers, and ather Attendants. Ang, We must not make a scare-crow of the law. Setting it ap to fear the birds of prey. And let it keep one shape, till custom i Their perch, and not their terror. Escal. Ay, but yet Let us be keen, and rather cut a little. l make it |