193 DON JUAN. CANTO THE SIXTEENTH. I. THE antique Persians taught three useful things, To draw the bow, to ride, and speak the truth.(1) This was the mode of Cyrus, best of kings A mode adopted since by modern youth. Bows have they, generally with two strings; Horses they ride without remorse or ruth; At speaking truth perhaps they are less clever, But draw the long bow better now than ever. II. The cause of this effect, or this defect, "For this effect defective comes by cause,' Is what I have not leisure to inspect; But this I must say in my own applause, Of all the Muses that I recollect, Whate'er may be her follies or her flaws -(2) III. And as she treats all things, and ne'er retreats A wilderness of the most rare conceits, Which you might elsewhere hope to find in vain. 'Tis true there be some bitters with the sweets, Yet mix'd so slightly, that you can't complain, But wonder they so few are, since my tale is "De rebus cunctis et quibusdam aliis.” IV. But of all truths which she has told, the most I said it was a story of a ghost— What then? I only know it so befell. Have you explored the limits of the coast, Where all the dwellers of the earth must dwell? 'Tis time to strike such puny doubters dumb as The sceptics who would not believe Columbus. V. Some people would impose now with authority, Is always greatest at a miracle. But Saint Augustine has the great priority, Because 't is so. Who nibble, scribble, quibble, he VI. And therefore, mortals, cavil not at all; 'Tis always best to take things upon trust. I do not speak profanely, to recall Those holier mysteries which the wise and just Receive as gospel, and which grow more rooted, As all truths must, the more they are disputed: VII. I merely mean to say what Johnson said, That in the course of some six thousand years, And what is strangest upon this strange head, (1) ["That the dead are seen no more," said Imlac, " I will not undertake to maintain, against the concurrent and unvaried testimony of all ages, and of all nations. There is no people, rude or unlearned, among whom apparitions of the dead are not related and believed. This opinion, which prevails as far as human nature is diffused, could become universal only by its truth *; those that never heard of one another, would not have agreed in a tale which nothing but experience can make credible. That it is doubted by single cavillers, can very little weaken the general evidence; and some, who deny it with their tongues, confess it with their fears."Rasselas. * This is a mere sophistry; all ages and all nations are not agreed on this point, though such a belief may have existed in particular persons, in all ages and all nations. He might as well have said that insanity was the natural and true state of the human mind, because it has existed in all nations and all ages. - CROKER VIII. The dinner and the soirée too were done, IX. The evaporation of a joyous day Is like the last glass of champagne, without Has sparkled and let half its spirit out; X. Or like an opiate, which brings troubled rest, (1) The composition of the old Tyrian purple, whether from a shell-fish, or from cochineal, or from kermes, is still an article of dispute; and even its colour-some say purple, others scarlet: I say nothing. |