LXXIII.

There is an awkward thing which much perplexes, Unless like wise Tiresias we had proved

By turns the difference of the several sexes;

Neither can show quite how they would be loved. The sensual for a short time but connects usThe sentimental boasts to be unmoved; But both together form a kind of centaur, Upon whose back 'tis better not to venture.

LXXIV.

A something all-sufficient for the heart

Is that for which the sex are always seeking: But how to fill up that same vacant part?

There lies the rub-and this they are but weak in. Frail mariners afloat without a chart,

[ing;

They run before the wind through high seas breakAnd when they have made the shore through every 'Tis odd, or odds, it may turn out a rock.

LXXV.

There is a flower call'd "Love in Idleness,”

[shock,

For which see Shakspeare's ever blooming garden ;

I will not make his great description less,

And beg his British godship's humble pardon,

If in my extremity of rhyme's distress,

I touch a single leaf where he is warden ;

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But though the flower is different, with the French Or Swiss Rousseau, cry ❝ Voilà la Pervenche!” (1)

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(1) See "La Nouvelle Héloïse."

LXXVI.

Eureka! I have found it! What I mean
To say is, not that love is idleness,
But that in love such idleness has been

An accessory, as I have cause to guess.
Hard labour's an indifferent go-between ;

Your men of business are not apt to express Much passion, since the merchant-ship, the Argo, Convey'd Medea as her supercargo.

LXXVII.

"Beatus ille procul!" from "negotiis," (1) Saith Horace; the great little poet's wrong; His other maxim, " Noscitur à sociis,"

Is much more to the of his song; purpose Though even that were sometimes too ferocious, Unless good company be kept too long; But, in his teeth, whate'er their state or station, Thrice happy they who have an occupation!

LXXVIII.

Adam exchanged his Paradise for ploughing,
Eve made up millinery with fig leaves-
The earliest knowledge from the tree so knowing,
As far as I know, that the church receives:
And since that time it need not cost much showing,
That many of the ills o'er which man grieves,
And still more women, spring from not employing
Some hours to make the remnant worth enjoying.

(1) Hor. Epod. Od, ii.

LXXIX.

And hence high life is oft a dreary void,

A rack of pleasures, where we must invent A something wherewithal to be annoy'd.

Bards may sing what they please about Content; Contented, when translated, means but cloy'd; And hence arise the woes of sentiment, Blue devils, and blue-stockings, and romances Reduced to practice, and perform'd like dances.

LXXX.

I do declare, upon an affidavit,

Romances I ne'er read like those I have seen; Nor, if unto the world I ever gave it,

Would some believe that such a tale had been: But such intent I never had, nor have it;

Some truths are better kept behind a screen,
Especially when they would look like lies;
I therefore deal in generalities.

LXXXI.

"An oyster may be cross'd in love," (1)—and why? Because he mopeth idly in his shell, And heaves a lonely subterraqueous sigh,

Much as a monk may do within his cell :

And à-propos of monks, their piety

With sloth hath found it difficult to dwell;
Those vegetables of the Catholic creed
Are apt exceedingly to run to seed.

(1) [See Sheridan's "Critic."]

LXXXII.

O Wilberforce! thou man of black renown,
Whose merit none enough can sing or say,
Thou hast struck one immense Colossus down,
Thou moral Washington of Africa!

But there's another little thing, I own,

Which you should perpetrate some summer's day, And set the other half of earth to rights; [whites.

You have freed the blacks

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LXXXIII.

now pray shut up the

Shut up the bald-coot (1) bully Alexander!
Ship off the Holy Three to Senegal ;

Teach them that" sauce for goose is sauce for gander,"
And ask them how they like to be in thrall?
Shut up each high heroic salamander,

Who eats fire gratis (since the pay's but small);
Shut up—no, not the King, but the Pavilion, (2)
Or else 't will cost us all another million.

LXXXIV.

Shut up the world at large, let Bedlam out;
And you will be perhaps surprised to find
All things pursue exactly the same route,
As now with those of soi-disant sound mind.
This I could prove beyond a single doubt,
Were there a jot of sense among mankind;
But till that point d'appui is found, alas !
Like Archimedes, I leave earth as 'twas.

(1) [The bald-coot is a small bird of prey in marshes. The Emperor Alexander was baldish.]

LXXXV.

Our gentle Adeline had one defect

Her heart was vacant, though a splendid mansion;

Her conduct had been perfectly correct,

As she had seen nought claiming its expansion. A wavering spirit may be easier wreck'd,

Because 'tis frailer, doubtless, than a stanch one; But when the latter works its own undoing, Its inner crash is like an earthquake's ruin.

LXXXVI.

She loved her lord, or thought so; but that love
Cost her an effort, which is a sad toil,
The stone of Sysiphus, (1) if once we move
Our feelings 'gainst the nature of the soil.
She had nothing to complain of, or reprove,
No bickerings, no connubial turmoil :
Their union was a model to behold,
Serene and noble,—conjugal, but cold.

LXXXVII.

There was no great disparity of years,

Though much in temper; but they never clash'd They moved like stars united in their spheres, Or like the Rhone by Leman's waters wash'd, Where mingled and yet separate appears The river from the lake, all bluely dash'd

(1) ["With many a weary step, and many a groan,

Up the high hill he heaves the huge round stone:
The huge round stone, resalting with a bound,
Thunders impetuous down, and smokes along the ground."
POPE's Homer.]