That most ungrateful boy there, by your side, How can this be? Vio. Duke. When came he to this town? Ant. To-day, my lord; and for three months before (No interim, not a minute's vacancy), Both day and night did we keep company. Enter Olivia and Attendants. Duke. Here comes the countess; now heaven walks on earth. But for thee, fellow, fellow, thy words are madness: Oli. What would my lord, but that he may not have, Oli. Still so constant, lord. Duke. What to perverseness? you uncivil lady, To whose ingrate and unauspicious altars My soul the faithful'st offerings hath breath'd out, That e'er devotion tender'd! What shall I do? Oli. Even what it please my lord, that shall become him. Duke. Why should I not, had I the heart to do it, That sometime savours nobly?-But hear me this: That screws me from my true place in your favour, Oli. Where goes Cesario? Vio. [Following. After him I love, More than I love these eyes, more than my life, More by all mores, than e'er I shall love wife: If I do feign, you witnesses above, Punish my life, for tainting of my love! Oli. Ah me, detested! how am I beguil'd! Vio. Who does beguile you? who does do you wrong? Oli. Hast thou forgot thyself? Is it so long? Call forth the holy father." [Exit an Attendant. Duke. Come away. [To Viola, Oli. Whither, my lord?-Cesario, husband, stay. Duke. Husband f Oli. Ay, husband; Can he that deny ? Duke. Her husband, sirrah! Vio. No, my lord, not I. Oli. Alas, it is the baseness of thy fear, That makes thee strangle thy propriety: Fear not, Cesario, take thy fortunes up; Be that thou know'st thou art, and then thou art As great as that thon fear'st.-0, welcome, father! Re-enter Attendant and Priest. Father, I charge thee, by thy reverence, Here to unfold (though lately we intended To keep in darkness, what occasion now Reveals before 'tis ripe), what thou dost know, Hath newly past between this youth and me. Priest. A contract of eternal bond of love, Confirm'd by mutaal joinder of your hands, Attested by the holy close of lips, Strengthen'd by interchangement of your rings; Seal'd in my function, by my testimony: Since when, my watch hath told me, toward my grave, I have travelled but two hours. Duke. O, thou dissembling cub! what wilt thou be, When time hath sow'd a grizzle on thy case! Or will not else thy craft so quickly grow, That thine own trip shall be thine overthrow? Farewell, and take her; but direct thy feet, Where thou and I henceforth may never meet. Vio. My lord, I do protest,-O, do not swear: Oli. Hold little faith, though thou hast too much fear. Enter Sir Andrew Ague-cheek, with his Head broke. Sir And. For the love of God, a surgeon; send one presently to sir Toby. Oli. What's the matter? Oli. Who has done this, sir Andrew? Sir And. The count's gentleman, one Cesario: we took him for a coward, but he's the very devil incardinate. Duke. My gentleman, Cesario? Sir And. Od's lifelings, here he is :-You broke my head for nothing; and that that I did, I was set on to do't by sir Toby. Vio. Why do you speak to me? I never hurt you: You drew your sword upon me, without cause; But I bespake you fair, and hurt you not. Sir And. If a bloody coxcomb be a hurt, you have hurt me; I think, you set nothing by a bloody cox comb. Enter Sir Toby Belch, drunk, led by the Clown. Here comes sir Toby halting, you shall hear more: but if he had not been in drink, he would have tickled you othergates than he did. Duke. How now, gentleman? how is't with you! Sir To. That's all one; he has hurt me, and there's the end on't.-Sot, didst see Dick surgeon, sot! Clo. O, he's drunk, sir Toby, an hour agone; his eyes were set at eight i'the morning. Sir To. Then he's a rogue. After a passy-measure, or a pavin, I hate a drunken rogue. Oli. Away with him: Who hath made this havock with them? Sir And. I'll help you, sir Toby, because we'll be dressed together. Sir To. Will you help an ass-head, and a coxcomb, and a knave? a thin-faced knave, a gull? Oli. Get him to bed, and let his hurt be look'd to. [Exeunt Clown, Sir Toby, and Sir Andrew. Enter Sebastian. Seb. I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your kinsman; But, had it been the brother of my blood, I must have done no less, with wit, and safety. You throw a strange regard upon me, and By that I do perceive it hath offended you; Pardon me, sweet one, even for the vows We made each other but so late ago. Duke. One face,one voice,one habit,and two persons; A natural perspective, that is, and is not. Seb. Antonio, O my dear Antonio ! How have the hours rack'd and tortar'd me, Since I have lost thee Ant. Sebastian are you? Seb. Fear'st thou that, Antonio? Ant. How have you made division of yourself? An apple, cleft in two, is not more twin Than these two creatures. Oli. Most wonderful! Which is Sebastian? Seb. Do I stand there? I never had a brother: Nor can there be that deity in my nature, Of here and every where. I had a sister, Whom the blind waves and surges have devour'd :— Of charity, what kin are you to me? [To Viola. What countryman what name? what parentage? Vio. Of Messaline: Sebastian was my father; Such a Sebastian was my brother too, So went he suited to his watery tomb: If spirits can assume both form and suit You come to fright us. Seb. A spirit I am, indeed; But am in that dimension grossly clad, Which from the womb I did participate. Were you a woman, as the rest goes even, I should my tears let fall upon your cheek, And say-Thrice welcome, drowned Viola! Vio. My father had a mole upon his brow. Seb. And so had mine. How now, Malvolio? Mal. Vio. And died that day when Viola from her birth Notorious wrong. Seb. O, that record is lively in my soul! Vio. If nothing lets to make us happy both, Ay, my lord, this same: Madam, you have done me wrong, Have I, Malvolio? no. Mal. Lady, you have. Pray you, peruse that letter: Why you have given me such clear lights of favour; Where fie my maiden weeds; by whose gentle he'p, Upon sir Toby, and the lighter people: I was preserv'd, to serve this noble count: All the occurrence of my fortune since Hath been between this lady, and this lord. [To Olivia. Seb. So comes it, lady, you have been mistook: Vio. And all those sayings will I over-swear; Vio. The captain, that did bring me first on shore, A gentleman, and follower of my lady's. Oli. He shall enlarge him.-Fetch Malvolio hither: A most extracting phrensy of mine own 304 Clo. Truly, madam, he holds Belzebub at the stave's end, as well as a man in his case may do: he has here writ a letter to you, I should have given it you to-day morning; but as a madman's epistles are no gospels, so it skills not much, when they are delivered. Oli. Open it, and read it. Clo. Look then to be well edified, when the fool delivers the madman:-By the Lord, madam,— Oli. How now! art thou mad? Clo. No, madam, I do but read madness: an your ladyship will have it as it ought to be, you must allow vox. Oli. Pr'ythee, read i'thy right wits. Clo. So I do, madonna; but to read his right wits, is to read thus: therefore, perpend, my princess, and give ear. Oli. Read it you, sirrah. [To Fabian. Fab. [Reads By the Lord, madam, you wrong me, and the world shall know it: though you have put me into darkness, and given your drunken cousin rule over me, yet have I the benefit of my senses as well as your ladyship. I have your own letter that induced me to the semblance I put on; with the which I doubt not but to do myself much right, or you much shame. Think of me as you please. I leave my duty a little unthought of, and speak out of my injury. The madly-used Malvolio. Oli. Did he write this? Clo. Ay, madam. Duke. This savours not much of distraction. My lord, so please you, these things furtherthought on, Duke. Madam, I am most apt to embrace your offer.- And, acting this in an obedient hope, Oli. Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing, Good madam, hear me speak; And let no quarrel, nor no brawl to come, Taint the condition of this present hour, Which I have wonder'd at. In hope it shall not, Most freely I confess, myself, and Toby, Set this device against Malvolio here, Upon some stubborn and uncourteous parts We had conceiv'd against him: Maria writ The letter, at sir Toby's great importance: In recompense whereof, he hath married her. How with a sportful malice it was follow'd, May rather pluck on laughter than revenge; If that the injuries be justly weigh'd, That have on both sides past. but Oli. Alas, poor fool! how have they baffled thee! Clo. Why, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrown upon them. I was one, sir, in this interlude; one sir Topas, sir;, that's all one:--By the Lord, fool, I am not mad ;But do you remember? Madam, why laugh you at such a barren rascal? an you smile not, he's gagg'd: And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges. Mal. I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you. [Exit. Oli. He hath been most notoriously abus'd. Duke. Pursue him, and entreat him to a peace:He hath not told us of the captain yet; When that is known, and golden time convents, A solemn combination shall be made Of our dear souls-Meantime, sweet sister, We will not part from heace.-Cesario, come; For so you shall be, while you are a man; But, when in other habits you are seen, Orsino's mistress, and his fancy's queen. SONG. [Exeunt. Clo. When that I was and a little tiny boy, With hey, ho, the win and the rain, Vincentio, Duke of Vienna. DRAMATIS PERSONE. Angelo, Lord Deputy in the Duke's absence. Froth, a foolish Gentleman. Escalus, an ancient Lord, joined with Angelo in the Abhorson, an Executioner. Deputation. Claudio, a young Gentleman. Two other like Gentlemen. Varrius, a Gentleman, Servant to the Duke. Barnardine, a dissolute Prisoner. Isabella, Sister to Claudio. Mis. Over-done, a Bawd. Lords, Gentlemen, Guards, Officers, and other Attendants. SCENE, Vienna. Duke. Of government the properties to unfold, Would seem in me to affect speech and discourse; Since I am put to know that your own science, Exceeds, in that, the lists of all advice My strength can give you then no more remains. For common justice, you are as pregnant in, From which we would not have you warp.-Call hither, [Exit an Attendant. Lent him our terror, drest him with our love; Of our own power what think you of it! To undergo such ample grace and honour, Enter Angelo. Duke. Ang. Always obedient to your grace's will, I come to know your pleasure. Look, where he comes. Duke. Angelo, There is a kind of character in thy life, As if we had them not. Spirits are not finely touch'd, Both thanks and use. But I do bend my speech In our remove, be thou at full ourself; Live in thy tongue and heart: Old Escalus, Ang. Now, good my lord, Let there be some more test made of my metal, Before so noble and so great a figure Be stamp'd upon it. Duke. No more evasion: We have, with a leaven'd and prepared choice, What doth befall you here. So, fare you well: Nor need you, on mine honour, have to do As to your soul seems good. Give me your hand; A power I have; but of what strength and nature Ang. "Tis so with me:-Let us withdraw together, Lucio. Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate, that went to sea with the ten commandments, but scraped one out of the table. 2 Gent. Thou shalt not steal? Lucio. Ay, that he razed. 1 Gent. Why, 'twas a commandment to command the captain and all the rest from their functions; they put forth to steal: there's not a soldier of us all, that, in the thanksgiving before meat, doth relish the petition well that prays for peace. 2 Gent. I never heard any soldier dislike it. Lucio. I believe thee; for, I think, thou never wast where grace was said. 2 Gent. No? a dozen times at least. 1 Gent. What in metre? Lucio. In any proportion, or in any language. 1 Gent. I think, or in any religion. Lucio. Ay! why not? Grace is grace, despite of all controversy: as for example; thou thyself art a wicked villain, despite of all grace. 1 Gent. Well, there went but a pair of shears between us. Lucio. I grant; as there may between the lists and the velvet: thou art the list. 1 Gent. And thou the velvet: thou art good velvet; thou art a three-pil'd piece, I warrant thee: I had as lief be a list of an English kersey, as be pil'd, as thou art pil'd, for a French velvet. Do I speak feelingly now! Lucio. I think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful feeling of thy speech: I will, out of thine own 1 Gent. How now? Which of your hips has the most profound sciatica ? Claud. From too much liberty, my Lucio, liberty. As surfeit is the father of much fast, So every scope by the immoderate use Turns to restraint: our natures do pursue (Like rats that ravin down their proper bane), A thirsty evil; and when we drink, we die. Lucio. If I could speak so wisely under an arrest, I would send for certain of my creditors: and yet, to say the truth, I had as lief have the foppery of freedom, as the morality of imprisonment.-What's thy offence, Claudio? Claud. What, but to speak of would offend again. Lucio. Lechery? Claud. Call it so. Prov. Away, sir; you must go. Claud. One word, good friend-Lucio, a word with you. [Takes him aside. Lucio. A hundred, if they'll do you any good.Is lechery so look'd after? [tract, Claud. Thus stands it with me :-Upon a true conI got possession of Julietta's bed: You know the lady; she is fast my wife, Save that we do the denunciation lack Of outward order: this we came not to, Only for propagation of a dower arrest-Remaining in the coffer of her friends; Bawd. Well, well; there's one yonder arrested, and carried to prison, was worth five thousand of you all. 1 Gent. Who's that, I pray thee? Bawd. Marry, sir, that's Claudio, signior Claudio. 1 Gent. Claudio to prison! 'tis not so. Bawd. Nay, but I know, 'tis so; I saw him ed; saw him carried away; and, which is more, within these three days his head's to be chopped off. Lucio. But, after all this fooling, I would not have it so: art thou sure of this? Bawd. I am too sure of it: and it is for getting madam Julietta with child. Lucio. Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two hours since; and he was ever precise in promise-keeping. 2 Gent. Besides, you know, it draws something near to the speech we had to such a purpose. 1 Gent. But most of all, agreeing with the procla mation. Lucio. Away; let's go learn the truth of it. [Exeunt Lucio and Gentlemen. Bawd. Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat, what with the gallows, and what with poverty, I am custom-shrunk. How now? what's the news with you? Enter Clown. Clo. Yonder man is carried to prison. Bawd. But what's his offence? Clo. Groping for trouts in a peculiar river. Bawd. What, is there a maid with child by him? Clo. No; but there's a woman with maid by him: you have not heard of the proclamation, have you? Bawd. What proclamation, man? Clo. All houses in the suburbs of Vienna must be pluck'd down. Bawd. And what shall become of those in the city? Clo. They shall stand for seed: they had gone down too, but that a wise burgher put in for them. Bawd. But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be pull'd down? Clo. To the ground, mistress. Bawd. Why, here's a change, indeed, in the commonwealth! What shall become of me? Clo. Come; fear not you: good counsellors lack no clients though you change your place, you need not change your trade; I'll be your tapster still. Courage; there will be pity taken on you: you that have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you will be considered. Bawd. What's to do here, Thomas Tapster? let's withdraw. Clo. Here comes signior Claudio, led by the provost to prison: and there's madam Juliet. SCENE III. The same. [Exeunt. Enter Provost, Claudio, Juliet, and Officers; Claud. Fellow, why dost thou show me thus to the From whom we thought it meet to hide our love, Lucio. With child, perhaps? And the new deputy now for the duke,- A horse whereon the governor doth ride, Lucio. I warrant it is: and thy head stands so tickle on thy shoulders, that a milk-maid, if she be in love, may sigh it off. Send after the duke, and appeal to him. Claud. I have done so, but he's not to be found. I pr'ythee, Lucio, do me this kind service: This day my sister should the cloister enter, Lucio. I pray she may: as well for the encouragement of the like, which else would stand under grievous imposition; as for the enjoying of thy life, who I would be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a game of tick-tack. I'll to her. Claud. I thank you, good friend Lucio. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. A Monastery. Enter Duke and Friar Thomas. Duke. No, holy father; throw away that thought; Believe not that the dribbling dart of love Can pierce a complete bosom: why I desire thee To give me secret harbour, hath a purpose More grave and wrinkled than the aims and ends Of burning youth. Fri. (A man of stricture, and firm abstinence), And so it is receiv'd: now, pious sir, Duke. We have strict statutes, and most biting laws (The needful bits and curbs for head-strong steeds), Which for these fourteen years we have let sleep; Even like an overgrown lion in a cave, That goes not out to prey: now, as fond fathers Becomes more mock'd, than fear'd: so our decrees, Fri. It rested in your grace. Who may, in the ambush of my name, strike bome, I will, as 'twere a brother of your order, Visit both prince and people: therefore, I pr'ythee, Is more to bread than stone: hence shall we see, SCENE V. A Nunnery. Enter Isabella and Francisca. [Exeunt. Isab. And have you nuns no further privileges! Fran. Are not these large enough? Isab. Yes, truly: I speak not as desiring more; But rather wishing a more strict restraint Upon the sisterhood, the votarists of saint Clare. Lucio. Ho! peace be in this place! [Within. Isab. Who's that which calls? Fran. It is a man's voice: gentle Isabella, Turn you the key, and know his business of him ; You may, I may not; you are yet unsworn: When you have vow'd, you must not speak with men, But in the presence of the prioress : Then, if you speak, you must not show your face; Or, if you show your face, you must not speak. He calls again; I pray you answer him. Isab. Peace and prosperity! Who is't that calls? Enter Lucio. [Exit. Lucio. Hail, virgin, if yoube; as those cheek-roses Proclaim you are no less! can you so stead me, As bring me to the sight of Isabella, A novice of this place, and the fair sister To her unhappy brother Claudio ? Isab. Why her unhappy brother? let me ask; The rather, for I now must make you know I am that Isabella, and his sister. That from the seedness the bare fallow brings Isab. Some one with child by him?-My cousin Juliet? Isab. Adoptedly; as school-maids change their Isab. O, let him marry her! This is the point. The duke is very strangely gone from hence; And follows close the rigour of the statute, Isab. Alas! what poor ability's in me Lucio. Assay the power you have. As they themselves would owe them. But speedily. Isab. I will about it straight; No longer staying but to give the mother Notice of my affair. I humbly thank you : Commend me to my brother: soon at night I'll send him certain word of my success. Lucio. I take my leave of you. Isab. ACT II. Good sit, adien. [Exeunt. SCENE I. A Hall in Angelo's House. Enter Angelo, Escalus, a Justice, Provost, Officers, and Attendants. Ang. We must not make a scare-crow of the law, And let it keep one shape, till custom make it Escal. Lucio. Gentle and fair, your brother kindly greets Whom I would save, had a most noble father. you: Not to be weary with you, he's in prison. Lucio. For that, which, if myself might be his judge, Isab. Sir, make me not your story. It is true. I would not-though 'tis my familiar sin Isab. You do blaspheme the good, in mocking me. Lucio. Do not believe it. Fewness and truth, 'tis Your brother and his lover have embrac'd: [thus: As those that feed grow full; as blossoming time, Let but your honour know Ang. "Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus, [tice, The jury, passing on the prisoner's life, |