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the masters of calculation will, we believe, agree, that out of those profits, the said persons might be subsisted in a sober and decent manner. We will venture to affirm further, that not only the proper magazines of thunder and lightning, but Paint, Diet-Drinks, Spit. ting-pots, and all other Necessaries of Life, may in like manner fairly be provided for.

12. If some of the articles may at first view seem liable to objections, particularly those that give so vast a power to the Council of Six (which is indeed larger than any entrusted to the great officers of state) this may be obviated, hy swearing those Six persons of His Majesty's Privy Council, and obliging them to pass ' every thing of moment previously at that most honourable Board.

AN ESSAY

OF THE LEARNED

MARTINUS SCRIBLERUS

CONCERNING

THE ORIGIN OF SCIENCES.

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WRITTEN TO THE MOST LEARNED DR.

FROM THE DESERTS OF NUBIA.

A MONG all the enquiries which have been pursued

by the curious and inquisitive, there is none more worthy the search of a learned head, than the source from whence we derive those arts and sciences, which raise us so far above the vulgar, the countries in which they rose, and the channels by which they have been conveyed. As those who first brought them amongst us attained them by travelling into the remotest parts of the earth, I may boast of some advantages by the same means, since I write this from the deserts of Æthiopia, from those plains of sand, which have buried the pride of invading armies, with my foot perhaps at this instant ten fathom over the grave of Cambyses; a solitude to which neither Pythagoras nor Appollonius ever penetrated.

It is universally agreed that arts and sciences were derived to us from the Ægyptians and Indians ; but from whom they first received them is yet a secret. The highest period of time to which the learned attempt to trace them, is the beginning of the Assyrian monarchy, when their inventors were worshipped as gods. It is therefore necessary to go backward into times even more remote, and to gain some knowledge of their history, from whatever dark and broken hints may any way be found in ancient authors concerning them.

Nor Troy nor Thebes were the first empires ; we have mention, though not histories, of an earlier warlike people called the Pygmæans. I cannot but persuade myself, from those accounts in a Homer, Aristotle, and others, of their history, wars, and revolutions, and from the very air in which those authors speak of them as things known, that they were then a part of the study of the learned. And though all we directly hear is of their military atchievements in the brave defence of their country, from the annual invasions of a powerful enemy; yet I cannot doubt but that they excelled as much in the arts of peaceful government, though there remain no traces of their civil institutions. Empires as great have been swal. lowed up in the wreck of time ; and such sudden periods have been put to them as occasion a total ignorance of their story. And if I should conjecture that the like happened to this nation from a general extirpation of the people by those flocks of monstrous birds, wherewith antiquity agrees they were continually infested, it ought not to seem more incredible than that once the Baleares was wasted by rabbits, • Smynthe by mice, and of late Bermudas almost depopulated by rats. Nothing is more natural to imagine, than that the few survivors of that empire retired into the depths of their deserts where they lived undisturbed, till they were found out by Osiris, in his travels to instruct mankind.

a Iliji. Hom.
+ Speed, in Bermudas.

b Eustat. in Hom. Miad

“ He met,” says Diodorus “, “ in Æthiopia, a sort 6 of little Satyrs, who were hairy one half of their “ body, and whose leader, Pan, accompanied him in “ his expedition for the civilizing of mankind.” Now of this great personage Pan we have a very particular description in the ancient writers, who unanimously agreed to represent him shaggy-bearded, hairy all over, half a man and half a beast, and walking erect with a staff (the posture in which his race do to this day appear among us); and since the chief thing to which he applied himself was the civilizing of mankind, it should seem that the first principle of science must be received from that nation to which the gods were by Homer said to resort twelve days every year for the conversation of its wise and just inhabitants.

If from Egypt we proceed to take a view of India, we shall find that their knowledge also derived itself from the same source. To that country did these noble creatures accompany Bacchus, in his expedition under the conduct of Silenus, who is also described to us with the same marks and qualifications. “ Man. “ kind is ignorant,” saith Diodorus , « whence « Silenus derived his birth through his great anti“ quity ; but he had a tail on his loins, as likewise had all his progeny in sign of their descent.” Here then they settled a colony, which to this day subsists with the same tails. From this time they seem to have communicated themselves only to those men, who retired from the converse of their own species to a more uninterrupted life of contemplation. I am much inclined to believe, that in the midst of those solitudes they instituted the so much celebrated order of Gymnosophists. For whoever observes the scene and manner of their life, will easily find them to have imitated with all exactness imaginable, the manners and customs of their masters and instructors. They

« Diod. 1. i. c. 18.

e Diod. 1. fi. c. 69.

are said to dwell in the thickest woods, to go naked, to suffer their bodies to be over-run with hair, and their nails to grow to a prodigious length. 'Plutarch says, “ they eat what they could get in the fields, " their drink was water, and their bed made of leaves “ or moss.” And Herodotus tells us, “ that they " esteemed it a great exploit to kill very many ants “ or creeping things.

Hence we see that the nations, which contend for the origin of learning, are the same that have ever most abounded with this ingenious race. Though they have contended which was first blest with the rise of science, yet they have conspired in being grateful to their common masters. Ægypt is well known to have worshipped them of old in their own images ; and India may be credibly supposed to have done the same from that adoration which they paid in latter times to the tooth of one of these hairy philosophers, in just gratitude, as it should seem, to the mouth from which they received their knowledge. Pass we now over into Greece ; where we find Orpheus returning out of Egypt, with the same intent as Osiris and Bacchus made in their expeditions. From this period it was that Greece first heard the name of Satyrs, or owned them for Semi dei ; and hence it is surely reasonable to conclude, that he brought some of this wonderful species along with him, who also had a leader of the line of Pan, of the same name, and expressly called King by Theocritus". If thus much be allowed, we easily account for two of the strangest reports in all antiquity : One is, that of the beasts fole lowing the music of Orpheus; which has been interpreted of his taming savage tempers ; but will thus have a literal application. The other, which we must insist upon, is the fabulous story of the gods com

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