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Lady T. Oh, yes : I have fores worn it.

Lady G. Seriously? - Eady T. Solemnly, a thousand times ; but then one is constantly foresworn.

Lady G. And how can you answer that ?

Lady T. My dear, what we say when we are losers, we look upon to be no more binding than a lover's oath, or a great man's promise. But I beg pardon, child : I should not lead you so far into the world; you are a prude, and design to live soberly.

Lady G. Why, I confess my nature and my education do in a good degree confine me that way.

Lady T. Well, how a woman of spirit (for you don't want that, child) can dream of living soberly, is to me inconceivable ; for you will marry, I suppose.

Lady G. I can't tell but I may.
Lady T. And won't you live in town?
Lady G. Half the year I should like it very well.

Lady T. My stars! And you would really live in London half the year, to be sober in it!

Lady G. Why not?

Lady T. Why can't you as well go and be sober in the country?

Lady G. So I would—t'other half year.

Lady T. And pray, what comfortable scheme of life would you form now for your summer and winter sober entertainments ?

Lady G. A scheme that I think might very well content us.

Lady T. Oh, of all things, let's hear it.

Lady G. Why, in summer I could pass my leisure hours in riding, in reading, walking by a canal, or sitting at the end of it under a great tree; in dressing, dining, chatting with an agreeable friend; perhaps hearing a little music, taking a dish of tea, or a game at cards--soberly ; managing my family, looking into its accounts, playing with my children, if I had any; or in a thousand other innocent amusements soberly; and possibiy, by these means, I might induce my husband to be as sober as myself.

Lady T. Well, my dear, thou art an astoaishing crea.

ture! For sure such primitive antediluvian notions of life have not been in any head these thousand years.Under a great tree! ha! ha! ha! But I beg we may have the sober town scheme too for I am charmed with the country one.

Lady G You shall; and I'll try to stick to my sobriety there too.

Lady T. Well, though I am sure it will give me the rapors, I must bear it.

Lady G. Why, then, for fear of your feinting, madam, I will first so far come into the fashion, that I would never be dressed out of it—but still it should be soberly; for i can't think it any disgrace to a woman of my private fortune not to wear her lace as fine as the wedding suit of a first dutshess ; though there is one extravagance I would venture to come up to.

Lady T. Ay, now for it
Lady G. I would every day be as clean as a bride.

Lady T. Why, the men say that's a great step to be made one. -Well, now you are drest, pray let's see to what purpose. Lady G. I would visit

that is, my real friends ;but as little for form as possible. I would go to court; sometimes to an assembly; nay, play at quadrille—soberly. I would see all the good plays; a«d because 'tis the fashion, now and then go to an opera ; but I would not expire there--for fear I should never go again. And lastly, I can't say, but for curiosity, if I liked my compa. ny, I might be drawn in once to a masquerade ;—and this, 1 think, ia as tar as any woman can go soberly.

Lady T. Well, if it had not been for that last piece of sobriety, I was just a going to call for some surfeit water.

Lady G. Why, don't you think, with the farther aid of breakfasting, dining, taking the air, supping, sleeping, (not to say a word of devotion) the four and twenty hours might roll over in a tolerable manner?

Lady T. Tolerable ? Deplorable Why, child, all you propose is but to endure life ; now, 1 want \o enjoy it.

III.- Priuli and Jaffier.--VENICE PRESERVED.

Pri. NO more! I'll hear no more! Begone, and leave me.

Jaff. Not bear me? By my sufferings, but you shall !
My lord, my lord ! I'm not that abject wretch
You think me. Patience! Where's the distance throws
Me back so far, but I may boldly speak
In right, though proud oppression will not hear me?

Pri. Have you not wrong'd me?
Jaff. Could

my nature e'er
Have brook'd injustice, or the doing wrong,
I need not now thus low have bent myself,
To gain a hearing from a cruel father.
Wrong'd you ?
Pri. Yes, wrong'd me.

In the nicest point,
The honour of my house, you've done me wrong
When

you first came home from travel,
With such hopes as made you look'd on,
By all men's eyes, a youth of expectation,
Pleas'd with your seeming virtue, I receiv'd you
Courted and sought to raise you to your merits !
My house, my table, nay, my fortune too.
My very self was yours; you might liave us'd me
To your best service ; like an open friend
I treated, trusted you, and thought you mine :
When, in requital of my best endeavors,
You treacherously practised to undo me ;
Seduc'd the weakness of my age's darling,
My only child, and stole her from my bosom.

Jaff 'Tis to me you owe her ;
Childless you had been else, and in the grave*.
Your name extinct; no more Priuli heard of
You may remember, scarce five years are past,
Since, in your brigantine, you sail'd to see
The Adriatic wedded by our duke ;
And I was with you. Your unskilful pilot
Dash'd us upon a rock; when to your boat
You made for safety ; enter'd first yourself;
Th' affrighted Uelvidera, following next,
As she stood trembling on the vessel's side,

Was by a wave wash'd off into the deep;
When, instantly, I plung'd into the sea,
And, buffetting the billows to her rescue,
Redeem'd her life with half the loss of mine ;:
Like a rich conquest, in one hand I bore her,
And with the other dash'd the saucy waves,
That throng'd and press'd to rob me of my prize.
I brought her; gave her to your despairing arms :-
Indeed, you tvank'd me; but a nobler gratitude
Rose in her scul; for, from that hour she lov'd me,
Till for her life, she paid me with herself.

Pri. You stole her from me; like a thief, you stole he*
At dead of night ; that cursed hour you chose
To rifle me of all my heart held dear.
May all your joys in her prove false as mine;
A sterile fortune and a barrea bed
Attend you both ; continual discord make
Your days and nights bitter and grievous still ::
May the hard hand of a vexatious need
Oppress and grind you; till, at last, you find
The curse of disobedience all your portion.

Jaf. Half of your curse you have bestow'd in vain : Heaven has already crown'd our faithful loves With a young boy, sweet as his mother's beauty. May he live to prove more gentle than his grandsirei. And happier than his father.

Pri. No more.

Jaff. Yes, all.; and then adieu forever.
There's not a wretch that lives on common charity
But's happier than I ; for I have known
The luscoius sweets of plenty ; every night
Have slept with soft content about my head,
And never wak'd but to a joyful morning ;
Yet now must fall'; like a full ear of corn,
Whose blossom 'scap'd, yet's wither'd in the ripening,

Pri. Home and be humble, study to retrench;
Discharge the lazy vermin of thy hall,
Those pageants of thy folly }
Reduce the glittering trappings of thy wife
To humble weeds, fit for thy little state :
Then to some suburb cottage both retire :

Drudge to feed loathsome life ; get brats and starve.
Home, home, I sav.-

[Exit.
Jaff. Yes, if my heart would let me-
This proud, this swelling heart, home would I go,
But that my doors are hateful to my eyes,
Fill'd and damm'd up with gaping creditors.
I've now not fifty ducats in the world ;
Yet still I am in love, and pleas'd with ruin,
©h, Belvidera! Oh! She is my wife
And we will bear our wayward fate together--
But ne'er know comfort more.

IV.—Boniface and Aimwell.—Beaux Stratagem.
Bon. 'THIS way, this way, Sir.
Aim. You're my landlord, I suppose.

Bon.. Yes, : Sir, I'm old Will Boniface ; pretty well known upon this road, as the saying is.

Aim. O), Mr. Boniface, your servant.

Bon. O, Sir-What will your honor please to drink, as the saying is?

Aim. I have heard your town of Litchfield mucii famed for ale ; I think I'll taste that!

Bon. Sir, I have now in my cellar ten tun of the best ale in Staffordshire ; 'tis smooth as oil, sweet as milk, clear as amber, and strong as brandy; and will be just fourteen

years old the fifth day of next March old style. Aim. You're very exact, I find, in the age of your ale.

Bon. As punctual, Sir, as I am in the age of my children :—I'll show yau such ale Here, tapster, broach number 1706, as the saying is.Sir, you shall taste my anno domini.- I have lived in Litchfield, inan and boy, above eight and fifty years, and 1 believe, have not consumed eight and fifty ounces of meat.

Aim. At a meal, you mean, if one may guess by your bulk.

Bon. Not in my life, Sir : I have fed purely upon ale : I have ate my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

[Enter tapster with a tankard. Now, Sir, you shall -Your worship's health : [drinks. ]--Ha! Delicious, delicious! Fancy it Burgundy, only fancy it--and 'tis worth ten shillings a quart.

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