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this morning your departure hence, it requires haste of your lordship. i Ber. I mean, the business is not ended, as fearing to hear of it hereafter: But shall we have this dialogue between the fool and the soldier? - Come, bring forth this counterfeit module;4 he has deceived me, like a double-meaning prophesier.

2 Lord. Bring him forth: [Exeunt Soldiers.] he has sat in the stocks all night, poor gallant knave.

Ber. No matter; his heels have deserved it, in usurping his spurs so long. How does he carry himself?

Lord. I have told your lordship already; the stocks carry him. But, to answer you as you would be understood; he weeps, like a wench that had shed her milk: he hath confessed himself to Morgan, whom he supposes to be a friar, from the time of his remembrance, to this very instant disaster of his setting i'the stocks: And what think you he hath confessed?

Ber. Nothing of me, has he?.

2 Lord. His confession is taken, and it shall be read to his face: if your lordship be in't, as, I believe you are, you must have the patience to hear it.

.: Re-enter Soldiers, with PAROLLES.

Ber. A plague upon him! muffled! he can say nothing of me; hush! hush!

1 Lord. Hoodman comes ! - Porto tartarossa.

| Sold. He calls for the tortures; What will you say without 'em?

4- bring forth this counterfeit module;] Module being the pattern of any thing, may be here used in that sense. Bring forth this fellow, who, by counterfeit virtue, pretended to make himself a pattern. JOHNSON.

- in usirping his spurs so long.] These words allude to the ceremonial degradation of a knight.

Par. I will confess what I know without constraint, if ye pinch me like a pasty, I can say no more.

I Sold. Bosko chimurcho. . 2 Lord. Boblitindo chicurmurco.

1 Sold. You are a merciful general :- Our general bids you answer to what I shall ask you out of a note.

Par. And truly, as I hope to live. .

i Sold. First demand of him how many horse the duke is strong. What say you to that?

Par. Five or six thousand; but very weak and unserviceable: the troops are all scattered, and the commanders very poor rogues, upon my reputation and credit, and as I hope to live.

I Sold. Shall I set down your answer so?

Par. Do; I'll take the sacrament on't, how and which way you will.

Ber. All's one to him. What a past-saving slave is this! .

i Lord. You are deceived, my lord; this is monsieur Parolles, the gallant militarist, (that was his own phrase,) that had the whole theorick” of war in the knot of his scarf, and the practice in the chape of his dagger.

2 Lord. I will never trust a man again, for keeping his sword clean; nor believe he can have every thing in him, by wearing his apparel neatly.

I Sold. Well, that's set down.

Par. Five or six thousand horse, I said, I will say true,-or thereabouts, set down,-for I'll speak truth. . i Lord. He's very near the truth in this.

Ber. But I con him no thanks for't,in the nature he delivers it.

Par. Poor rogues, I pray you, say.

- that had the whole theorick -] i. e. theory. 0--I con him no thunkis fort,] To con thanks exactly an. swers the French scatoir gré. To con is to know,

.] Sold. Well, that's set down. · Par. I humbly thank you, sir: a truth's a truth, the rogues are marvellous poor.

i Sold. Demand of him, of what strength they are a-foot. What say you to that?

Par. By my troth, sir, if I were to live this present hour, I will tell true. Let me see: Spurio a hundred and fifty, Sebastian so many, Corainbus so many, Jaques so inany; Guiltian, Cosmo, Lodowick, and Gratii, two hundred fifty each: mine own company, Chitopher, Vaumond, Bentii, two hundred and fifty each: so that the muster-file, rotten and sound, upon my life, amounts not to fifteen thousand poll; half of which dare not shake the snow from off their cassocks, lest they shake themselves to pieces.

Ber. What shall be done to him?

i Lord. Nothing, but let him have thanks. De. mand of him my conditions, and what credit I have with the duké.

1 Sold. Well, that's set down. You shall demand of him, whether one Captain Dumain be i'the camp, a Frenchman; what his reputation is with the duke, what his valour, honesty, and expertness in wars; or whether he thinks, it were not possible, with wellweighing sums of gold, to corrupt him to a revolt. What say you to this? what do you know of it?

Par. I beseech you, let me answer to the particu. lar of the intergatories:1 Demand them singly.

I Sold. Do you know this captain Dumain?
Par. I know him: he was a botcher's 'prentice

7- if I were to live this present hour, &c.]. Perhaps we should read :-if I were to live but this present hour. STEEVENS.

8 --- off their cassocks,] Cassock signifies a horseman's loose coat, and is used in that sense by the writers of the age of Shakspeare. -9 -my conditions,] i. e. my disposition and character. de intergatories:] i. e. interrogatories.

in Paris, from whence he was whipped for getting the Sheriff's fool with child; a dumb innocent, that could not say him, nay.

[DUMAIN lifts up his hand in anger. Ber. Nay, by your leave, hold your hands; though I know, his brains are forfeit to the next tile that falls.

1 Sold. Well, is this captain in the duke of Florence's camp?

Par. Upon my knowledge, he is, and lousy.

1 Lord. Nay, look not so upon me; we shall hear of your lordship anon.

i Sold. What is his reputation with the duke?

Par. The duke knows him for no other but a poor officer of mine; and writ to me this other day, to turn him out o' the band: I think, I have his letter in my pocket.

1 Sold. Marry, we'll search.

Par. In good sadness, I do not know; either it is there, or it is upon a file, with the duke's other letters, in my tent.

i Sold. Here 'tis; here's a paper. Shall I read it to you?

Par. I do not know, if it be it, or no. Ber. Our interpreter does it well. i Lord. Excellently. i Sold. Dian. The count's a fool, and full of gold,

Par. That is not the duke's letter, sir; that is an advertisement to a proper maid in Florence, one Diana, to take heed of the allurement of one count Rousillon, a foolish idle boy, but, for all that, very ruttish: I pray you, sir, put it up again.

1 Sold. Nay, I'll read it first, by your favour.

2 — though I know, his brains are forfeit to the next tile that falls.] In Lucian's Contemplantes, Mercury makes Charon remark a man that was killed by the falling of a tile upon his head, whilst he was in the act of putting off an engagement to the next day. VOL. III.

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Par. My meaning in't, I protest, was very honest in the behalf of the maid: for I knew the young count to be a dangerous and lascivious boy; who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds.

Ber. Damnable, both sides rogue!
i Sold. When he swears oaths, bid him drop gold,

and take it; After he scores, he never pays the score: Half won, is match well made; match, and well

make it;3
He ne'er pays after debts, take it before;
And say, a soldier, Dian, told thee this,
Men are to mell with, boys are not to kiss :
For count of this, the count's a fool, I know it,
Who pays before, but not when he does owe it.
Thine, as he vow'd to thee in thine ear, .

PAROLLES. Ber. He shall be whipped through the army, with this rhyme in his forehead.

2 Lord. This is your devoted friend, sir, the manifold linguist, and the armipotent soldier.

Ber. I could endure any thing before but a cat, and now he's a cat to me.

1 Sold. I perceive, sir, by the general's looks, we shall be fain to hang you.

Par. My life, sir, in any case: not that I am afraid to die; but that, my offences being many, I would repent out the remainder of nature: let me live, sir, in a dungeon, i'the stocks, or any where, so I may live.

I Sold. We'll see what may be done, so you con

3 Half won, is match zvell made; match, and well make it ;] The meaning is, “A match well made, is half won; make your match, therefore, but make it well."

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