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* Here still I reign, and, fresh in charms, My throne, like Magna Charta, raise 'Mong sturdy, free-born legs and arms, That scorn the threaten'd chaine Anglaise."

'Twas thus, she said, as 'mid the din
Of footmen, and the town sedan,
She lighted at the King's Head Inn,
And up the stairs triumphant ran.

The Squires and their Squiresses all,
With young Squirinas, just come out,
And my Lord's daughters from the hall,
(Quadrillers, in their hearts, no doubt).

Already, as she tripp'd up stairs,

She in the cloak-room saw assemblingWhen, hark! some new, outlandish airs, From the first fiddle, set her trembling.

She stops-she listens-can it be?

Alas, in vain her ears would 'scape it— It is "Di tanti palpiti,”

As plain as English bow can scrape it.

"Courage!" however,-in she goes,
With her best, sweeping country grace;
When, ah, too true, her worst of foes,
Quadrille, there meets her, face to face.

Oh for the lyre, or violin,

Or kit of that gay Muse, Terpsichore, To sing the rage these nymphs were in, Their looks and language, airs and trickery.

There stood Quadrille, with cat-like face,
(The beau ideal of French beauty),
A band-box thing, all art and lace
Down from her nose-tip to her shoe,tie.

Her flounces, fresh from Victorine
From Hippolyte, her rouge and hair
Her poetry, from Lamartine-

Her morals from the Lord knows where.

And, when she danc'd—so slidingly,
So near the ground she plied her art,
You'd swear her mother-earth and she
Had made a compact ne'er to part.

Her face the while, too, prim, sedate,
No signs of life or motion showing,
Like a bright pendule's dial plate

So still, you'd hardly think 'twas going.

Full fronting her stood Country Dance

A fresh frank nymph, whom you would know For English, at a single glance

English all o'er, from top to toe.

A little gauche, 'tis fair to own,

And rather giv'n to skips and bounces;

Endangering thereby many a gown,

And playing, oft, the dev'l with flounces.

Unlike Mamselle-who would prefer

(As morally a lesser ill)

A thousand flaws of character,
To one vile rumple of a frill.

No rouge

did she of Albion wear;

Let her but run that two-heat race

She calls a Set-not Dian e'er

Came rosier from the woodland chace.

Such was the nymph, whose soul had in't
Such anger now-whose eyes of blue
(Eyes of that bright, victorious tint,

Which English maids call " Waterloo")—

Like summer lightnings, in the dusk
Of a warm evening, flashing broke,

While to the tune of " Money Musk,"**
Which struck up now-she proudly spoke.

"Heard you that strain—that joyous strain ? 'Twas such as England loved to hear, Ere thou, and all thy frippery train, Corrupted both her foot and ear

"Ere Waltz, that rake from foreign lands, Presum❜d, in sight of all beholders,

To lay his rude, licentious hands

On virtuous English backs and shoulders-

"Ere times and morals both grew bad,

And, yet unpawn'd from bankers' dockets,

Happy John Bull not only had,

But danc'd to, Money in both pockets.'

"Alas, the change!-oh

Where is the land could 'scape disasters, Where such a Foreign Secretary,

Aided by Foreign Dancing-masters?

* An old English Country Dance.

"Woe to ye, men of ships and shops, Rulers of day-books and of waves! Quadrill'd, on one side, into fops,

And drill'd, on t'other, into slaves!

"Ye, too, ye lovely victims, seen,
Like pigeons, truss'd for exhibition,
With elbows, a la crapaudine,

And feet, in-God knows what position.

"Hemm'd in by watchful chaperons,
Inspectors of your airs and graces,
Who intercept all whisper'd tones,
And read your telegraphic faces.

“Unable with the youth ador'd,

In that grim cordon of Mammas, To interchange one tender word,

Though whisper'd but in queue-de-chats.

"Ah did you know how blest we rang'd, Ere vile Quadrille usurp❜d the fiddleWhat looks in setting were exchang`d, What tender words in down the middle!

"How many a couple, like the wind,
Which nothing in its course controuls,
Left time and chaperons far behind,
And gave a loose to legs and souls.

"How matrimony throve--ere stopp'd
By this cold, silent, foot-coquetting-
How charmingly one's partner popp'd
Th' important question in pousetteing.

"While now, alas,-no sly advances-
No marriage hints-all goes on badly—
'Twixt Parson Malthus and French Dancers,
We, girls, are at a discount sadly.

"Sir William Scott (now Baron Stowell)
Declares not half so much is made
By Licences-and he must know well-
Since vile Quadrilling spoil'd the trade.”

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She now had touch'd the true pathetic :One such authentic fact as this

Is worth whole volumes theoretic.

Instant the cry was "Country Dance!"
And the maid saw, with brightening face,
The Steward of the night advance,

And lead her to her birth-right place.

The fiddles, which awhile had ceas'd,
Now tun'd again their summons sweet,

And, for one happy night, at least,

Old England's triumph was complete.

RABELAIS AND THE LAMPREYS.

Anonymous.

WHEN the eccentric Rabelais was physician

To Cardinal Lorraine, he sat at dinner

Beside that gormandizing sinner,

Not like the medical magician

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