Margaret. politic a state of evil, that they will not admit To have no man come over me? why shall I any good part to intermingle with them. But always keep below stairs? for which of my good parts did you first suffer love for me? Benedick. Benedick. Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth; it catches. Margaret. And therefore will come. The god of love, That sits above, And knows me, and knows me, How pitiful I deserve, [Singing. I mean, in singing; but in loving, Leander the good swimmer, Troilus the first employer of panders, and a whole book full of these quondam carpet-mongers, whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a blank verse, why, they were never so truly turned over and over as my poor self, in love. Marry, I cannot show it in rhyme; I have tried: I can find out no rhyme tolady" but "baby," an innocent rhyme; for scorn," "horn," a hard rhyme; for school," fool," a babbling rhyme-very ominous endings. No, I was not born under a rhyming planet, nor I cannot woo in festival terms Enter Beabice. Sweet Beatrice, would'st thou come when I called thee? Beatrice. Yea, signior; and depart when you bid me. Benedick. O, stay but till then! Beatrice. "Then" is spoken; fare you well now:- and yet, ere I go, let me go with that I came for; which is with knowing what hath passed between you and Claudio. Benedick. Suffer love! a good epithet. I do suffer love, indeed, for I love thee against my will. Beatrice. In spite of your heart, I think. Alas, poor heart! If you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for yours; for I will never love that which my friend hates. Benedick. Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably. It appears not in this confession: there's not one wise man among twenty that will praise himself. Benedick. An old, an old instance, Beatrice, that lived in the time of good neighbours. If a man do not erect, in this age, his own tomb ere he dies, he shall live no longer in monument, than the bell rings, and the widow weeps. Beatrice. I will live in the heart, die in thy lap, and be Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss buried in thy eyes; and, moreover, will go with thee to thy uncle's. [Exeunt. thee. Beatrice. Death, in guerdon of her wrongs, Gives her fame which never dies. Now, music, sound, and sing your solemn hymn. Pardon, goddess of the night, Graves, yawn, and yield your dead, Heavily, heavily. Claudio. Now, unto thy bones good night ! Good morrow, masters: put your torches out. The wolves have prey'd; and look, the gentle day, Before the wheels of Phœbus, round about Dapples the drowsy east with spots of grey. Thanks to you all, and leave us: fare you well. Claudio. Good morrow, masters: each his several way. Come, let us hence, and put on other weeds; Claudio. And Hymen now with luckier issue speeds, Than this, for whom we render'd up this woe! [Exeunt, SCENE IV. A Room in Leonato's House. Did I not tell you she was innocent ? So are the prince and Claudio, who accus'd her Antonio. Well, I am glad that all things sort so well. Benedick. And so am I, being else by faith enforc'd To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it. Leonato. Well, daughter, and you gentlewomen all, Withdraw into a chamber by yourselves. And, when I send for you, come hither mask'd: The prince and Claudio promis'd by this hour To visit me You know your office, brother; You must be father to your brother's daughter, And give her to young Claudio. [Exeunt Ladies. Antonio. Which I will do with confirm'd countenance. Friar, I must entreat your pains, I think. To do what, signior? Benedick. To bind me, or undo me; one of them.- [cow, Bull Jove, sir, had an amiable low; Re-enter Antonio with the Ladies masked. For this I owe you: here come other reckon. Which is the lady I must seize upon ? [ings. Leonato. This same is she, and I do give you her. Why, then she's mine.-Sweet, let me see your face. She died, my lord, but whiles her slander liv'd. All this amazement can I qualify; Benedick. Soft and fair, friar.-Which is Beatrice? Beatrice. How dost thou, Benedick, the married man? I'll tell thee what, prince; a college of witcrackers cannot flout me out of my humour. I answer to that name. [Unmasking.] What Dost thou think, I care for a satire, or an epiis your will? Benedick. Do not you love me? Beatrice. gram? No: if a man will be beaten with brains, a' shall wear nothing handsome about him. In brief, since I do purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it; and therefore never flout at me for what I have said against it, for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion.- For thy part, Why, then, your uncle, and the prince, and Claudio, I did think to have beaten thee; but, Claudio, Why, no; no more than reason. Have been deceived: they swore you did. Beatrice. Do not you love me Benedick. in that thou art like to be my kinsman, live unbruised, and love my cousin. Claudio. I had well hoped, thou wouldst have denied Beatrice, that I might have cudgelled thee out Troth, no; no more than reason. of thy single life, to make thee a double dealer; Beatrice. Why, then, my cousin, Margaret, and Ursula, Are much deceiv'd; for they did swear, you did. Benedick. which, out of question, thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look exceeding narrowly to thee. Benedick. Come, come, we are friends.-Let's have a dance ere we are married, that we may lighten They swore that you were almost sick for me. our own hearts, and our wives' heels. Beatrice. They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me. Bencdick. Beatrice. Leonato. First, of my word; therefore, play, music!'Tis no such matter. Then, you do not love Prince, thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife: there is no staff more reverend than one tipped with horn. me? LET fame, that all hunt after in their lives, Your oaths are past, and now subscribe your names, That his own hand may strike his honour down, Longaville I am resolv'd: 'tis but a three years' fast. The mind shall banquet, though the body pine: Fat paunches have lean pates; and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but bankrupt quite the wits. Dumaine. My loving lord, Dumaine is mortified. The grosser manner of these world's delights He throws upon the gross world's baser slaves: To love, to wealth, to pomp, I pine and die, With all these living in philosophy. Biron. I can but say their protestation over; So much, dear liege, I have already sworn, That is, to live and study here three years. But there are other strict observances; As, not to see a woman in that term, Which, I hope well, is not enrolled there: And, one day in a week to touch no food, And but one meal on every day beside, The which, I hope, is not enrolled there: And then, to sleep but three hours in the night, And not be seen to wink of all the day, When I was wont to think no harm all night, And make a dark night, too, of half the day, Which, I hope well, is not enrolled there. Not to see ladies, study, fast, not sleep. O! these are barren tasks, too hard to keep, King. Your oath is pass'd to pass away from these. Biron. Let me say no, my liege, and if you please. I only swore to study with your grace, And stay here in your court for three years' space. Longaville. You swore to that, Biron, and to the rest. Biron. By yea, and nay, sir, then I swore in jest. What is the end of study, let me know? King. At Christmas I no more desire a rose, Why, that to know which else we should not Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled shows know. Come on, then I will swear to study so, When mistresses from common sense are hid; King. These be the stops that hinder study quite, And train our intellects to vain delight. Biron. Why, all delights are vain; but that most vain, Which, with pain purchas'd, doth inherit pain: As painfully to pore upon a book, fwhile To seek the light of truth; while truth the Doth falsely blind the eyesight of his look: Light, seeking light. doth light of light beguile. So, ere you find where light in darkness lies, Your light grows dark by losing of your eyes. Study me how to please the eye indeed, By fixing it upon a fairer eye; And give him light that it was blinded by. Study is like the heaven's glorious sun, [looks: That will not be deep-search'd with saucy Small have continual plodders ever won, Save base authority from others' books. These earthly godfathers of heaven's lights, That give a name to every fixed star, Have no more profit of their shining nights, Than those that walk, and wot not what they Proceeded well, to stop all good proceeding! Longaville. He weeds the corn, and still lets grow the weeding. Biron. The spring is near, when green geese are a breeding. Dumaine. How follows that? Biron. But like of each thing that in season grows. King. Well, sit you out: go home, Biron: adieu! Biron. No, my good lord; I have sworn to stay with A dangerous law against gentility! [Reads.] Item, "If any man be seen to talk with a woman within the term of three years, he shall endure such public shame as the rest of the court can possibly devise."— This article, my liege. yourself must break ; A maid of grace, and complete majesty.- To her decrepit, sick, and bed-rid father: Therefore, this article is made in vain, Or vainly comes th' admired princess hither. King. What say you, lords? why, this was quite forgot. Biron. So study evermore is overshot: We must of force dispense with this decree: In reason nothing. Biron. Biron is like an envious sneaping frost, Well, say I am: why should proud summer boast, Before the birds have any cause to sing? Why should I joy in any abortive birth? |